For a moment, mid-scroll, I thought she was Michael Jackson

And all I can think is “Thank F we have the HRA”.

Meta

It would seem so

Were you in court for any of the nine months?

Yeah, probably. But usually by now someone would have leaked it. It’s very strange

I just cannot comprehend the wall of silence about who the hell this person is and what she’s done. Of all the journalists in all the world, none of them have dug up any information? What is the omertà all about?

Jubilation

Just a chicken without a backbone.

What Zuck looks like without his new curly hairdo, his cringe gold chain and his money watch:

Like the pigeons hanging around Greggs near the bus station

Can’t hid from the algorithm

Yes WhatsApp is a problem because so many friends, family and colleagues all use it too- it’s like an essential service almost. I’m about to delete Facebook, which I hardly use anyway, but am taking an image of my account first because I don’t want to loose photos and contacts

I’ve sat in crown courts watching defence teams shred witnesses just to raise the tiniest, tiniest, of doubts. That’s all it takes to secure an acquittal. The jury unanimously convicted her having forensically weighed the evidence in totality. Nobody else is remotely qualified to judge the facts.