Smaffa
@smaffa.bsky.social
I have a cat. I cook food. I love naps. I hate bigots.
I got a second serving of oatmeal this morning and, boy, do I feel cozy (old).
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I got a second serving of oatmeal this morning and, boy, do I feel cozy (old).
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Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...
'No Amazon, no Walmart, no fast food': What's behind the 'Feb. 28 economic blackout'
The People's Union USA, a self-described “grassroots movement” founded by John Schwarz, is encouraging Americans to refrain from making non-essential purchases on Friday.
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February 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Just me, my cat, and ER reruns. Hell yes.
February 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just me, my cat, and ER reruns. Hell yes.
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Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
February 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
Is it me or is it just the coolest when your cat answers you when you ask their opinion on something?
I doubt it is just me. Winston, my cat agrees.
I doubt it is just me. Winston, my cat agrees.
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Is it me or is it just the coolest when your cat answers you when you ask their opinion on something?
I doubt it is just me. Winston, my cat agrees.
I doubt it is just me. Winston, my cat agrees.
Claiming to want to drain a swamp while electing the ogre is fucking idiotic
January 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Claiming to want to drain a swamp while electing the ogre is fucking idiotic
Sometimes ya just feel crappy. Those days are jerks
January 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Sometimes ya just feel crappy. Those days are jerks
I gotta tell ya. Nothing positively changes my mood faster than my cat laying in my lap unsolicited.
It really makes my soul float.
It really makes my soul float.
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I gotta tell ya. Nothing positively changes my mood faster than my cat laying in my lap unsolicited.
It really makes my soul float.
It really makes my soul float.
Dear woman mean mugging me and waving her arms around while I am shimmying my door handle around in order open my car door,
I don’t love how long this takes either. Yet, it is gonna take longer today because you decided to be rude.
Park in the back of the lot, ya crab ass.
I don’t love how long this takes either. Yet, it is gonna take longer today because you decided to be rude.
Park in the back of the lot, ya crab ass.
January 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dear woman mean mugging me and waving her arms around while I am shimmying my door handle around in order open my car door,
I don’t love how long this takes either. Yet, it is gonna take longer today because you decided to be rude.
Park in the back of the lot, ya crab ass.
I don’t love how long this takes either. Yet, it is gonna take longer today because you decided to be rude.
Park in the back of the lot, ya crab ass.
The level of surprise at the heat I am experiencing from eating ghost pepper salsa is way too high.
Like, bitch. It said ghost pepper. They put flames on the whole jar. Why am I surprised at all?
Like, bitch. It said ghost pepper. They put flames on the whole jar. Why am I surprised at all?
January 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The level of surprise at the heat I am experiencing from eating ghost pepper salsa is way too high.
Like, bitch. It said ghost pepper. They put flames on the whole jar. Why am I surprised at all?
Like, bitch. It said ghost pepper. They put flames on the whole jar. Why am I surprised at all?
Only 4 days in and I am down 9 pounds! Granted, I have Covid and haven’t been able to eat solid food since Sunday.
Still…success!
Still…success!
January 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Only 4 days in and I am down 9 pounds! Granted, I have Covid and haven’t been able to eat solid food since Sunday.
Still…success!
Still…success!
Never once have I wanted a pocket on pants that wasn’t functional. Please stop this madness.
January 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Never once have I wanted a pocket on pants that wasn’t functional. Please stop this madness.
I am off for 5 days with Covid. I have tasked myself with trying to rewatch as much of ER as possible.
I am on s2e6. This show really was great.
I am on s2e6. This show really was great.
January 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I am off for 5 days with Covid. I have tasked myself with trying to rewatch as much of ER as possible.
I am on s2e6. This show really was great.
I am on s2e6. This show really was great.
Making up an appetizer platter of only dips and carrots.
I should be a dietician
I should be a dietician
December 30, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Making up an appetizer platter of only dips and carrots.
I should be a dietician
I should be a dietician
There was a storyline on “Pretty Little Liars” that dealt with bluesnarfing. How relatable…Just a bunch high school juniors illegally obtaining private information to sway a federal murder case by way of Bluetooth and grey hat hacking. Oh and attending the winter formal with grown ass men as dates.
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 AM
There was a storyline on “Pretty Little Liars” that dealt with bluesnarfing. How relatable…Just a bunch high school juniors illegally obtaining private information to sway a federal murder case by way of Bluetooth and grey hat hacking. Oh and attending the winter formal with grown ass men as dates.
The real reason I hate that I messed my ankles up is that I cannot wear all those cool high top shoes.
Make those snazzy shoes for big ankles & throw a plantar fasciitis brace in the design and you will be a millionaire.
You’re welcome. I want nothing in return but some fun colors in the design.
Make those snazzy shoes for big ankles & throw a plantar fasciitis brace in the design and you will be a millionaire.
You’re welcome. I want nothing in return but some fun colors in the design.
December 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
The real reason I hate that I messed my ankles up is that I cannot wear all those cool high top shoes.
Make those snazzy shoes for big ankles & throw a plantar fasciitis brace in the design and you will be a millionaire.
You’re welcome. I want nothing in return but some fun colors in the design.
Make those snazzy shoes for big ankles & throw a plantar fasciitis brace in the design and you will be a millionaire.
You’re welcome. I want nothing in return but some fun colors in the design.
Just wanted to thank my neighbor for cooking what I can only assume is week-old roadkill. I never dreamed I would have the joy of this scent that might actually be peeling the paint from my walls. Happy Yule.
December 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Just wanted to thank my neighbor for cooking what I can only assume is week-old roadkill. I never dreamed I would have the joy of this scent that might actually be peeling the paint from my walls. Happy Yule.
Wore a sweater that lit up today. A woman in line at the grocery store asked me how it worked without being plugged in. I chuckled because I assumed she was joking.
She wasn’t.
She wasn’t.
December 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Wore a sweater that lit up today. A woman in line at the grocery store asked me how it worked without being plugged in. I chuckled because I assumed she was joking.
She wasn’t.
She wasn’t.
Ate my dinner & drank wine in the bath while watching a murder documentary. Sometimes being a grown up is cool.
December 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Ate my dinner & drank wine in the bath while watching a murder documentary. Sometimes being a grown up is cool.
Everybody is worried about their search history being exposed when they die.
Not me. I can’t wait.
Yeah, a video of a two-legged tabby cat playing hopscotch with some street kids does exist. I found it for you. You’re welcome.
Not me. I can’t wait.
Yeah, a video of a two-legged tabby cat playing hopscotch with some street kids does exist. I found it for you. You’re welcome.
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Everybody is worried about their search history being exposed when they die.
Not me. I can’t wait.
Yeah, a video of a two-legged tabby cat playing hopscotch with some street kids does exist. I found it for you. You’re welcome.
Not me. I can’t wait.
Yeah, a video of a two-legged tabby cat playing hopscotch with some street kids does exist. I found it for you. You’re welcome.
Told my girlfriend I have never had a desire to see the Jumanji reboot franchise.
The reaction seemed similar to what I would expect if I told her I thought she should cut her arms off and thrown them in the Flint River.
The reaction seemed similar to what I would expect if I told her I thought she should cut her arms off and thrown them in the Flint River.
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Told my girlfriend I have never had a desire to see the Jumanji reboot franchise.
The reaction seemed similar to what I would expect if I told her I thought she should cut her arms off and thrown them in the Flint River.
The reaction seemed similar to what I would expect if I told her I thought she should cut her arms off and thrown them in the Flint River.
The guy at the coin laundry staring at the washing machine for the entire 43 minute cycle is way sketchier than I think he realizes.
December 8, 2024 at 4:43 AM
The guy at the coin laundry staring at the washing machine for the entire 43 minute cycle is way sketchier than I think he realizes.
98% of my drink wear is Christmas gnome or Disney themed.
December 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
98% of my drink wear is Christmas gnome or Disney themed.