Have you all forgotten about The Chimp Channel? Chimpanzees in human clothing voiced by human actors. Obviously a limited series, maybe narrated by an AI version of Orson Welles...

A policy like this would have to include an exception for things that are gross. I haven't been to a buffet where there hasn't been something a little bit weird...

Sounds like you haven't earned it yet. Stop caring about what other people think, LG makes some bangers...

This is why Nikki Giovanni was thrown out of police academy...

Monkeys and apes induce fascination and a slight fear, they occupy that uncanny valley between man and animal. They're us but not us.

That explains why so many people want to kill those who disagree with them...