Emcee
@smackencracken.bsky.social
Not hot enough for an alt account, but I am horny enough for one.
If you know me in real life, let's not follow this one 😉
If you know me in real life, let's not follow this one 😉
I'll give ya some birthday bumps, but I dont think I'll be able to stop right at 43 😉
October 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'll give ya some birthday bumps, but I dont think I'll be able to stop right at 43 😉
Is that snack shareable? 😋
August 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Is that snack shareable? 😋
I dont think anyone's been complaining 😊
July 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I dont think anyone's been complaining 😊
How can I even think about dinner when you're serving all that cake 😋
July 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How can I even think about dinner when you're serving all that cake 😋
I wanna get up and get in there 😋
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I wanna get up and get in there 😋
Another is when a guy takes a dick pic and has a watch. Usually smart watch but a regular one might be fine. Is this a thing for anyone else?
July 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Another is when a guy takes a dick pic and has a watch. Usually smart watch but a regular one might be fine. Is this a thing for anyone else?
Gotta be quicker I guess, dang
July 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gotta be quicker I guess, dang
I think yall need to do a best of 5 to really be sure 😋
July 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I think yall need to do a best of 5 to really be sure 😋
This is one of the hottest selfies ever 🥵
July 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is one of the hottest selfies ever 🥵
There's too many choices im having decision paralysis
June 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There's too many choices im having decision paralysis
And youre making it hotter 🥵
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And youre making it hotter 🥵
That chest hair is hypnotizing 🥴
June 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
That chest hair is hypnotizing 🥴
Love listening to you sing!
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Love listening to you sing!
Im pretty sure it was Expedition 33, but I completed it. Phenomenal game, definitely shot up the ranks to one of my favorites.
June 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Im pretty sure it was Expedition 33, but I completed it. Phenomenal game, definitely shot up the ranks to one of my favorites.
I feel bad that its taking a while but loving all your pics because of it 😜
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I feel bad that its taking a while but loving all your pics because of it 😜