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Scotty Mac
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Im just this guy, you know?

In theory, I'm an independent voter, but in practice, I won't vote Republican until they unf**k themselves.

Co-foster of kittens with my wife. Dad. Navy vet. Yadda yadda yadda
They learned their lesson after January 6th.
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You are not truly free until you let go of your Wordle streak.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
His idea of masculinity is that of a pre-pubescent boy playing with his G.I. Joes.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
So does the boyfriend have a cloaca?
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Stop! My penis can only get so erect!
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'd say it figures that he's a Republican, but this is a bipartisan problem.
September 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This sort of thing is why the Trump administration sh!tcanned all of those military Inspectors General.
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
By the way, I just downloaded Nokoma and it's great! Very polished, especially for early access!
August 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Some games have ads as a way of earning the developer some revenue and some games act merely as a delivery device for as many ads as possible. Personally, I prefer games where the player can pay to disable ads. Developers deserve to be compensated for their work!
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mayonnaise with French fries isn't so weird. It's not for me, but you have mayo with potatoes in potato salad. Also, F Steve Miller.
August 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Once you realize that the core of conservatism is being terrified of the modern world, everything they do starts to make sense.
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Everybody in the United States is entitled to due process. Apply that to whatever group you want (or don't want).
August 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Don't forget The People's Front of Judea.
August 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is Putin summoning Trump to Alaska to confront him with compromat? If so, what will be his demands?
August 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I thought the dog had udders at first.
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's not like humans in ancient history had knowledge of weather all over the world. Severe weather causing massive, widespread flooding must have seemed truly global to them. Many cultures may have great flood stories because they all have experienced similar flooding a long time ago.
August 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Everything to the left of "work them into the dirt and syphon off every last nickel they have before they drop dead" is called Communism by these people.
August 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Power delivery is especially a game changer. I can charge my laptop with the same charger and cord as my phone?! We're living in the future!
August 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Introducing my new AI. I call it Chat.
August 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is that what she looks like without makeup?
August 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM