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Smac
@smacattack.bsky.social
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PhD student in cognitive psychology, doing psycholinguistics. I'm either working on the sandwich space, or exploring cognition and language use in right-wing extremism.

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I made a uterus-shaped heating pad and can I just say that not only is the size of the womb great for heating the entire front, but the way the fallopian tubes can wrap around and the ovaries become little heating pads for your back really do something for referred menstrual pain. Never going back.
An unstuffed uterus-shaped heating pad with an art deco motif. The womb and fallopian tubes are burgundy, and the ovaries are pink. It is currently stuffed with rice and lavender epsom salts!
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This little dude has the CAH-CAW merger ❤️❤️❤️
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Imagine doing cool historical linguistic stuff and then transitioning to THIS
February 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A brown booby (the bird) stares at the camera with a stern look
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Anyone have tips for washing green dye out of cat fur? The cat I’m watching didn’t like Wicked despite begging to go see it
A cat sits like a human in an empty movie theater, surrounded by red chairs. He is tinted green and wearing a bejeweled crown and holding a scepter because he was excited to go see Wicked. This is photoshopped so suggestions for removing dye are not actually needed.
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Tis the season
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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I made Moo Deng
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Fixed the lights in the lab once and for all
November 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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When there are three beds, two bedrooms, and one of your travel companions just picks one and you’re trying to tell which one she’s claiming
A brown booby staring down the camera, neck craned
October 12, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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when you send your friend a funny meme in the middle of class and look across the room to see if they saw it
(📸: jphotoj on IG)
A zoomed in photo of a brown booby that bewildered Baltimore birdwatchers. It’s craning it’s neck and has a piercing gaze.
October 11, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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I have graduated with my master’s in linguistics and a bonus data analytics cert. Woo! Bring on the psych PhD. And also any expert witness requests for lawsuits involving sandwiches, apparently.
A woman dressed in a black jumpsuit and black graduation gown does a badass-ish barrel leap while throwing the cheap cardboard grad cap in the air. She is in front of three white marble pillars and the blue sky and white sun indicate that it is too hot to be doing such things outside, but there she is.
May 23, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Poem by Andrea Cohen. Showed up just in time for graduation and complex feelings about my dad.
May 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Good luck, Jamison! Fly high.
An injured adult goose in grass A brave legend of a man chases the goose wielding a clear five gallon box The goose is in the box, being carried by the legend himself, Cameron Walter Cameron Walter being chauffeured to the SPCA with the goose in the box
May 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Currently in a standoff with this injured goose until my husband comes with a goose-sized box so we can bring it to the SPCA
Injured goose
May 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Sandwich lovers: discuss
A text thread wherein my bestie is asking if a s’more is a sandwich, I say not in my book, he asks what if he cut open an Uncrustable and shoved some chocolate and a marshmallow in there. I say that an Uncruatable is already not a sandwich but that shoving s’more ingredients in there wouldn’t make it MORE sandwichy.
May 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Not my boss coming in saying I “missed all the crazies last week.”
Tag yourself, which crazy are you
Same image as above, one “crazy” protestor subdued on the ground by three cops who are presumably “not crazy,” including one doing a plank on someone’s head. Totally not crazy.
May 6, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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1. Ok so a protestor had injuries so bad they were taken to a hospital, but… not assault. Two police officers, however, were assaulted but were fine enough to be treated on campus. Interesting language use here.
2. Thank god they were planking on people’s heads, otherwise I’d feel super unsafe…
UB Police had an ambulance on site to evaluate all who were arrested. One individual was transported to an area hospital with what is believed to be a minor injury. Two police officers were assaulted and treated on campus for minor injuries. While the decision to arrest individuals occurred after multiple discussions, communications and warnings to protestors, UB Police prioritized the safety and security of the university community by upholding and enforcing all applicable laws, SUNY rules and UB policies. Seven police officers in a still from a video, one protestor on the ground being held by three cops: two holding his hands behind his back (presumably cuffing him) and one doing a plank on his head.
May 6, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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Get this lady a decongestant
A brown dog lays on an orange couch, half asleep, with her mouth hanging open. The snoring is palpable.
May 5, 2024 at 8:03 PM