Mikey Ramone
@smacarena.bsky.social
A refugee from the bird website.
Obi-Wan: Complains that Uncle Owen thinks that Luke will join Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade.
Luke: Meets Obi-Wan; immediately joins him on idealistic crusade.
Luke: Meets Obi-Wan; immediately joins him on idealistic crusade.
May 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Obi-Wan: Complains that Uncle Owen thinks that Luke will join Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade.
Luke: Meets Obi-Wan; immediately joins him on idealistic crusade.
Luke: Meets Obi-Wan; immediately joins him on idealistic crusade.
How about some new wives’ tales, geniuses?
May 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How about some new wives’ tales, geniuses?
Why does it tend to shock me a bit when I hear someone swear? I'm always like, "What the fuck is up with that commode mouth?"
May 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why does it tend to shock me a bit when I hear someone swear? I'm always like, "What the fuck is up with that commode mouth?"
Do I still need a Real ID if I’m an Ingles Advantage Card customer?
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do I still need a Real ID if I’m an Ingles Advantage Card customer?
I guess my invitation to the Met Gala got lost in the mail again.
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I guess my invitation to the Met Gala got lost in the mail again.
Can we just have a little bit of diggity?
January 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can we just have a little bit of diggity?
Only 101 percent classic rock? Those are rookie numbers. What if Arianna Grande slipped in occasionally?
January 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Only 101 percent classic rock? Those are rookie numbers. What if Arianna Grande slipped in occasionally?
What if nerds really are our mortal enemies?
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What if nerds really are our mortal enemies?
I wonder how long it's going to be before I can no longer deal with facebook's shit.
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wonder how long it's going to be before I can no longer deal with facebook's shit.
Why do they call them hand grenades? As opposed to face grenades?
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why do they call them hand grenades? As opposed to face grenades?
Time for some wholesome family entertainment!
December 25, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Time for some wholesome family entertainment!
Late Night with the Devil, but with QVC.
December 9, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Late Night with the Devil, but with QVC.
Why does this T-bird look like it found Sarah Huckabee’s nudes?
November 29, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Why does this T-bird look like it found Sarah Huckabee’s nudes?
What happens when a vampire bites another vampire? Or when a zombie bites another zombie? Or if a vampire bites a zombie?
November 27, 2024 at 6:34 AM
What happens when a vampire bites another vampire? Or when a zombie bites another zombie? Or if a vampire bites a zombie?
I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
This is one of those headlines you have to read like 15 times to make sure your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you.
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
This is one of those headlines you have to read like 15 times to make sure your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you.
