smabbett.bsky.social
@smabbett.bsky.social
He’s a slumberjack and he’s okay
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And *obviously*, the VP just *had* to have *live* ammo right *there* at exactly *that* time for reasons. God forbid we wait until oh, I dunno, like three hours later and put up fireworks
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM