It'a not even funny how that's probably my size compared to your honking fishing rod of a dick you have...

Only thing is I have a rod of my own in the front-

Smh David
Games aren't for you to break like you usually break twinks oml this man

They probably was like "Damn you getting railed now? Nah Hell would've frozen over if that was the case" and then I just imagine them sipping their latenight coffee non-chalantly

Ngl... I thought your neighbours called the police cuz you went into someone balls deep so hard they were screaming. But that was just me being a whore...

What actually happened is the most adorable, himbo-esque and sexiest thing I've read and heard.

Don't forget the shower, the desk, the dining table, the balcony, the front door-

Aiii listen-
Go big or go home. Do the most if you think you can and fucking own that shit
I'd still listen regardless of what you sing~

Defying Gravity. I'll be holding space

Oof

Did you give them it at least? It's for a noble cause afterall-

Yes.
And did.

Rememeber

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My question is howdo you just go and be like "So~ got a Snap?"
What's the game plan?
I wouldn't know you see because I'm usually the one asked and I'm trying to take notes to understand fine italian bottles of wine and champagne better-

...
Lord forgive me on this day for I have sinned

And in degen language:

Forgive me Daddy for I've been a bad boy-

You do need Jesus David XD
Where's Moo Deng?
Also you'll get there one day, have that man preggo