Your Slutty Stepdad Zak
@sluttystepdad.bsky.social
Hey, sport, even step-dads can be sluts. Shhh, don’t tell mom.
Kindness, generosity, and empathy are the sexiest things you can have.
Seattle 🐻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ / 21+ only
Kindness, generosity, and empathy are the sexiest things you can have.
Seattle 🐻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ / 21+ only
not sure but I think it’s something like this…
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
not sure but I think it’s something like this…
✨deliriously✨ horny today ugh
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
✨deliriously✨ horny today ugh
was told the audio was good 🤷♂️
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
was told the audio was good 🤷♂️
when someone orders a “bartender’s choice” 🍸
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
when someone orders a “bartender’s choice” 🍸
threw my back out lifting a pocket bear
stuck in my chair, looking at hairy butts, and lamenting again that my phone isn’t scratch-n-sniff (or lick)
do not recommend
stuck in my chair, looking at hairy butts, and lamenting again that my phone isn’t scratch-n-sniff (or lick)
do not recommend
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
threw my back out lifting a pocket bear
stuck in my chair, looking at hairy butts, and lamenting again that my phone isn’t scratch-n-sniff (or lick)
do not recommend
stuck in my chair, looking at hairy butts, and lamenting again that my phone isn’t scratch-n-sniff (or lick)
do not recommend
2025 sucked. Hard.
Trying to muster the mental health needed to return to horny-posting. 🫡
Trying to muster the mental health needed to return to horny-posting. 🫡
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
2025 sucked. Hard.
Trying to muster the mental health needed to return to horny-posting. 🫡
Trying to muster the mental health needed to return to horny-posting. 🫡
I’ve been so busy with life and work that I legit haven’t had the time to cum yet this year. Ooof. Now the question becomes: what do I do with this thing? Shoot now or keep holding my load for whichever boy gets to it first? 😏
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’ve been so busy with life and work that I legit haven’t had the time to cum yet this year. Ooof. Now the question becomes: what do I do with this thing? Shoot now or keep holding my load for whichever boy gets to it first? 😏
Ezra’s sending snuggles- he’s got a touchy tummy too. Must be an -oodle thing.
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Ezra’s sending snuggles- he’s got a touchy tummy too. Must be an -oodle thing.
smack smack 🫃
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
smack smack 🫃
Hey, YOU. Be kind to yourself. No matter the gender (or lack of) you identify with, you are valid and loved. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. Now, STOP doomscrolling and come hop on. 🥰
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hey, YOU. Be kind to yourself. No matter the gender (or lack of) you identify with, you are valid and loved. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. Now, STOP doomscrolling and come hop on. 🥰
alive and clinically under-smooched 😤
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
alive and clinically under-smooched 😤
FINALLY my first golden after nearly 1800 cards 💅🏽
December 27, 2024 at 6:19 AM
FINALLY my first golden after nearly 1800 cards 💅🏽
this is why he’s my only straight friend
December 26, 2024 at 5:15 AM
this is why he’s my only straight friend
I refuse to contribute to the rampant Christmas punning
December 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I refuse to contribute to the rampant Christmas punning
this stepdad loves wrapping gifts... even though good boys like it unwrapped.
(feat. @pup-tibbers.bsky.social puppy-wrapped gift, mwuahaha)
(feat. @pup-tibbers.bsky.social puppy-wrapped gift, mwuahaha)
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
this stepdad loves wrapping gifts... even though good boys like it unwrapped.
(feat. @pup-tibbers.bsky.social puppy-wrapped gift, mwuahaha)
(feat. @pup-tibbers.bsky.social puppy-wrapped gift, mwuahaha)
new phone who dis (feat. curves in high-def)
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 AM
new phone who dis (feat. curves in high-def)
me anytime a cutie follows me
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
me anytime a cutie follows me
no ass will ever feel as good as this, change my mind
December 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
no ass will ever feel as good as this, change my mind
let’s goooooo
December 17, 2024 at 7:14 AM
let’s goooooo
haven’t had the time + mental energy to take new photos in a while so ya’ll are getting a repost and YOURE NOT GONNA COMPLAIN. Capiche? 😡
December 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
haven’t had the time + mental energy to take new photos in a while so ya’ll are getting a repost and YOURE NOT GONNA COMPLAIN. Capiche? 😡
Made the swap and instantly went 5/0. Thank you!
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Made the swap and instantly went 5/0. Thank you!