slurpeguy
@slurpegyu.bsky.social
He’s day to day with lack of self actualization
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He’s day to day with lack of self actualization
all roads lead to DOOM
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
all roads lead to DOOM
Just because I haven’t showered in 3 weeks doesn’t make me unhygienic wtf…
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just because I haven’t showered in 3 weeks doesn’t make me unhygienic wtf…
How the fuck do any of you play video games during the day i feel physically sick when i do
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How the fuck do any of you play video games during the day i feel physically sick when i do
After 200+ applications I’ve decided to continue applying with a new and improved strategy
August 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
After 200+ applications I’ve decided to continue applying with a new and improved strategy
If I was a parent I would simply raise my kid better Fuck this bill
It was only a matter of time, but Canada has joined the censorship bandwagon with Bill S-209.
Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.
www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...
Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.
www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...
Sign the Petition
Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult
www.change.org
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I was a parent I would simply raise my kid better Fuck this bill
I need closer farends
June 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I need closer farends
little real talk but fuck anxiety. fuck dpdr. I want to cry sometimes with how badly I’ve been plagued with this shit. It’s horrible and I have no idea how I managed to get a 4.0 GPA last semester whilst fighting all of this
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
little real talk but fuck anxiety. fuck dpdr. I want to cry sometimes with how badly I’ve been plagued with this shit. It’s horrible and I have no idea how I managed to get a 4.0 GPA last semester whilst fighting all of this
that that i like that
June 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
that that i like that
Is it harder to play GD deaf or blind
May 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is it harder to play GD deaf or blind
Today I will apply to 5 jobs
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today I will apply to 5 jobs
Tomorrow: submit 5 job applications
May 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tomorrow: submit 5 job applications
purpose is to succeed so that i don’t embarrass myself that’s why i plan on becoming McDavid
May 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
purpose is to succeed so that i don’t embarrass myself that’s why i plan on becoming McDavid
Heard a rumour that someone said you’re wack
April 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Heard a rumour that someone said you’re wack
Quarter pounder with a big ass dick
April 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Quarter pounder with a big ass dick
I’d give a caveman an iPhone
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’d give a caveman an iPhone