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The perfect give for your #dnd necromancer.

goblincoach.com/portable-cem...

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The Vault: Portable Cemetery - The Goblin Coach
I found me a proper piece o’ loot called the portable cemetery off a skeleton in a ruined tower. Funny that. It’s a backpack, right, but it’s bigger on the inside than it looks. Fits six stiffs easy, ...
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July 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A rat for every #dnd situation.

goblincoach.com/bag-of-rats/

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The Vault: Bag of Rats - The Goblin Coach
Opened it up, and out pops a rat. This one had sparkly eyes and a whiff of burnt toast about ‘im. Then the little bugger zapped me with a Ray of Frost!
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June 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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When your #dnd character can't decide between single target or AoE!

goblincoach.com/excalibrrr/

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The Vault: Excalibrrr - The Goblin Coach
Was out ice fishin' for eels, when I sees this lass under the lake, all froze up. She's holdin’ out this shiny bit of metal. “Oi, you,” I hear in me head, all solemn-like. “Take this blade, for you ar...
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June 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
For your very best #dnd player!

goblincoach.com/cats-pajamas/

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The Vault: Cat’s Pajamas - The Goblin Coach
Turned out later they was made by some lonely old hag who never got herself a proper coven, so she kept cats instead.
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June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
When you need to send your #dnd enemies kicking and screaming!

goblincoach.com/boots-of-kic...

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The Vault: Boots of Kicking and Screaming - The Goblin Coach
The bouncer let go like I was on fire. Then I gave him a swift kick to the shins with me new boots. Sent him flying into a stack of kegs.
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June 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
When your #dnd character just can't decide.

goblincoach.com/the-vault-bo...

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The Vault: Bow Staff - The Goblin Coach
"I said a bo staff, not a bleedin’ bow staff!"
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May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
For when your #dnd wizard needs an actual shield...

goblincoach.com/spellbookler/

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The Vault: Spellbookler - The Goblin Coach
Next thing, spell pages be flyin’ loose, mergin', and I find meself shrouded in a mystical glow.
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May 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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An interesting insect to surprise #dnd players visiting a graveyard!

goblincoach.com/grave-drummer/

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Grave Drummer - The Goblin Coach
That loud buzzing noise is the first sign of a nearby grave drummer, a giant insect that is seeking to find hosts, either dead or alive, to carry its larvae.
goblincoach.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Start a #dnd fight with this in shark form!

goblincoach.com/deck-of-the-...

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The Vault: Deck of the Card Shark - The Goblin Coach
The air went all crackly-like, the way it does before a storm, and then out comes the Card Shark, me own personal guardian.
goblincoach.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
What will your #dnd party build with this bag of bricks?

goblincoach.com/bag-of-bricks/

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The Vault: Bag of Bricks - The Goblin Coach
But then I clocked it: the bag o' bricks, just sittin’ there beggin’ to be nicked. I swiped it quick. With it I could magic brick panels out o' nuffink it were.
goblincoach.com
April 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A hat made for a #dnd hag.

goblincoach.com/hat-of-disgu...

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The Vault: Hat of Disgust - The Goblin Coach
It's gotta be magic right, belongin' to a hag an' all? Makes folks sick just lookin’ at it.
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April 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
When the #dnd bag of tricks isn't demonic enough...

goblincoach.com/demonade/

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The Vault: Demonade - The Goblin Coach
With a loud smash, the demonade shattered. A flurry of blades spun about as a marilith arose.
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April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Who needs a Spear of Density when your #dnd party can use this!

goblincoach.com/spear-of-den...

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The Vault: Spear of Density - The Goblin Coach
"I’m ‘ere for me destiny!" He scratched his head. "Ohhh, you want the Spear o' Density."
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March 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Perfect for when your #dnd party needs some cheaper potion options.

goblincoach.com/diet-potion/

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The Vault: Diet Potion - The Goblin Coach
I glared at the potion of healing in me hand. It was one o’ them diet types, the kind me so-called “mates” been shovin’ at me since we left town
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March 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Help the gnomes and halfings in your #dnd party get up to size!

goblincoach.com/bamboots/

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The Vault: Bamboots - The Goblin Coach
Me? I’m just a goblin with a knack for second-story work, and these bamboots be the ticket to the high life. Literally.
goblincoach.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
When the #dnd party really needs to lock someone up.

goblincoach.com/maniacles/

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The Vault: Maniacles - The Goblin Coach
I smiled wide, me teeth more yellow than the sun, and pulled the maniacles from me bag. They wriggled in me hands, eager. “Go get ‘im, boys,” I muttered, and off they went, clinking and clattering
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March 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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When your #dnd party is in a pinch, use a pinch of this!

goblincoach.com/powdered-arm...

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The Vault: Powdered Armor - The Goblin Coach
“This ain’t armor,” I growled. “This is what pixies leave behind after a night of dancin’!”
goblincoach.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
The only #dnd gnome you need when defending your lawn.

goblincoach.com/guardian-gno...

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The Vault: Guardian Gnome - The Goblin Coach
I’d heard the stories. Built by gnome wizards to scare off kobolds.
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February 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Your #dnd character can use this cube to gain a variety of different stats!

goblincoach.com/danger-cube/

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The Vault: Danger Cube - The Goblin Coach
They had called it the danger cube, and me ears pricked up at the sound, at the possibilities it held within.
goblincoach.com
January 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
What's that lurking in the shadows asking your #dnd party for help?

goblincoach.com/mimicry-flies/

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Mimicry Flies - The Goblin Coach
Lurking in the shadows making the sounds of a human in distress is actually a mimicry fly wearing the face of it's previous victim and searching for its next meal.
goblincoach.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Use this for when you want to look like a mind flayer!

goblincoach.com/cowl-of-cthu...

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The Vault: Cowl of Cthulhu - The Goblin Coach
The cowl is part of me now. I'm not — just — a goblin anymore. I belong to the sea, to the black and the brine.
goblincoach.com
January 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
That stench isn't your unwashed #dnd party members, it's something far worse!

goblincoach.com/bogetis/

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Bogetis - The Goblin Coach
Bogetis are swamp-dwelling yeti-like creatures with a nauseating stench. They hide among the tall grass and stagnant water to surprise prey.
goblincoach.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Use the corpses of your slain #dnd enemies to feed this weapon!

goblincoach.com/gravegun/

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The Vault: Gravegun - The Goblin Coach
"Gravegun." That’s what it whispered, I’m sure of it now.
goblincoach.com
December 19, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Need to get your #dnd party to the Far Realm real quick? Use this monster!

goblincoach.com/collectors/

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Monster I’d Like to Fight: Collectors - The Goblin Coach
Collectors travel the planes in search of specific creatures or objects to teleport back to their home plane with the use of their portal-like eye.
goblincoach.com
December 14, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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goblincoach.bsky.social
Roll over #dnd monsters with this magic item!

goblincoach.com/wheel-of-mis...

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The Vault: Wheel of Misfortune - The Goblin Coach
The wheel’s all mine. I’ll ride it to the top, over every trapper, moonlighter, and backstabber that thinks he’s got my number.
goblincoach.com
December 12, 2024 at 12:00 AM