Slurmpf
@slurmpf.bsky.social
Customer:
Pls help i have a problem
Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like:
Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant
Customer:wow thanks
Ai:fuck off
Pls help i have a problem
Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like:
Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant
Customer:wow thanks
Ai:fuck off
January 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Customer:
Pls help i have a problem
Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like:
Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant
Customer:wow thanks
Ai:fuck off
Pls help i have a problem
Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like:
Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant
Customer:wow thanks
Ai:fuck off
When pepe the frog is speaking to the richest man in the world like the green goblin mask you know the system is fucked
January 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When pepe the frog is speaking to the richest man in the world like the green goblin mask you know the system is fucked
Forgot to mention elon lost his fucking mind.Dumbass got his brain fried by his own platform.Masterful gambit.
January 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Forgot to mention elon lost his fucking mind.Dumbass got his brain fried by his own platform.Masterful gambit.
Its just the stupidest people you can imagine fighting each other on issues that arent real and half the posts are bots giving generic responses
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Its just the stupidest people you can imagine fighting each other on issues that arent real and half the posts are bots giving generic responses
One for him and one for the worm
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
One for him and one for the worm
He always gets a fast cool aston martin car but then everyone stares at him when hes driving so he just walks everywhere instead
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
He always gets a fast cool aston martin car but then everyone stares at him when hes driving so he just walks everywhere instead
He hit her with the pot of greed one too many times
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
He hit her with the pot of greed one too many times
I raise you this lil guy
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I raise you this lil guy
Lord, you took his rug, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364
two men sitting next to each other with the words have you ever heard of vietnam on the bottom
ALT: two men sitting next to each other with the words have you ever heard of vietnam on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Lord, you took his rug, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364
Bluesky vs x in a nutshell
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Bluesky vs x in a nutshell
It do be like that sometimes
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It do be like that sometimes
Yes most countries fuck their enemies and only during mating season
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Yes most countries fuck their enemies and only during mating season
Posting medival guys the old fashioned way
November 20, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Posting medival guys the old fashioned way
Im more of a boob ross man myself
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Im more of a boob ross man myself
A bit too close for comfort
a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
A bit too close for comfort
Take a hike to big drils hells the only bluesky account that tells you to FUCK OFF!!
November 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Take a hike to big drils hells the only bluesky account that tells you to FUCK OFF!!
When your friend is driving and your life flashes before your eyes every time they take a turn
November 17, 2024 at 9:03 PM
When your friend is driving and your life flashes before your eyes every time they take a turn
More likely than you think
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
More likely than you think
This and everyone else is played by RDJ
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This and everyone else is played by RDJ
I wanna meet the absolute homunculus that thought it was a good idea to release a christmas movie before thanksgiving and then be shocked it didnt do well
November 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I wanna meet the absolute homunculus that thought it was a good idea to release a christmas movie before thanksgiving and then be shocked it didnt do well