slurm king 👑
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the king of slurm! the emperor, even, of slurm!
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slurm king 👑
@slurm.bsky.social
· Nov 20
bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
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Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam!
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boy, I’m parched. I could really use some
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ｆｏｒｔｎｉｔｅ ｂａｔｔｌｅ ｐａｓｓ
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
boy, I’m parched. I could really use some
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ｆｏｒｔｎｉｔｅ ｂａｔｔｌｅ ｐａｓｓ
writing an open letter to the mouse in my apartment
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
writing an open letter to the mouse in my apartment
can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy
put it in the louvre
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
put it in the louvre
bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂
eric lauer’s arm tomorrow
a tray of food on a table with tito 's vodka in the background
ALT: a tray of food on a table with tito 's vodka in the background
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
eric lauer’s arm tomorrow
let’s fucking do this jays. let’s fucking do this
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
let’s fucking do this jays. let’s fucking do this
You’ve got a diamond 💎 You’ve got nine men 🍁 You’ve got a hat 🧢 a bat 🦇 and that’s not all 🍁 You’ve got the bleachers 🏟️ Got ‘Em from spring till fall 🌸 You got a dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 And the umpires call 👨🦯 Waddaya want? Let’s play ball ⚾️! Okay (Okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) 🍁 Let’s play ball ⚾️!
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You’ve got a diamond 💎 You’ve got nine men 🍁 You’ve got a hat 🧢 a bat 🦇 and that’s not all 🍁 You’ve got the bleachers 🏟️ Got ‘Em from spring till fall 🌸 You got a dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 And the umpires call 👨🦯 Waddaya want? Let’s play ball ⚾️! Okay (Okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) 🍁 Let’s play ball ⚾️!
I LOVE THE JAYS SO MUCH
holy shit i’m shaking, i’m about to throw up
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I LOVE THE JAYS SO MUCH
holy shit i’m shaking, i’m about to throw up
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
holy shit i’m shaking, i’m about to throw up
“ocean waves, bob. just like ocean waves.”
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“ocean waves, bob. just like ocean waves.”
sean penn’s character in this movie:
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
sean penn’s character in this movie:
i know i’m late to the party but…
nw:
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October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i know i’m late to the party but…
nw:
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jays fan who’s going to be okay
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
jays fan who’s going to be okay
can i get a “Poshanka!” from my bluesky peeps?
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
can i get a “Poshanka!” from my bluesky peeps?
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Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind
enjoying silksong a lot
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
enjoying silksong a lot
the last 15 minutes of the adam friedland/ritchie torres interview is genuinely some of the best journalism i’ve ever seen. adam bares his soul to ritchie about his concerns and fears about Israel as a jewish person from South Africa who has lived in Israel, and torres just deflects the entire time
August 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the last 15 minutes of the adam friedland/ritchie torres interview is genuinely some of the best journalism i’ve ever seen. adam bares his soul to ritchie about his concerns and fears about Israel as a jewish person from South Africa who has lived in Israel, and torres just deflects the entire time
