who up gettin smote in they pew
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
who up gettin smote in they pew
a jaundiced santa claus named piss tinkle
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
a jaundiced santa claus named piss tinkle
someone: *introduces me to a man named “ball” whom i’ve met before*
me: “yes, i know ball”
me: “yes, i know ball”
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
someone: *introduces me to a man named “ball” whom i’ve met before*
me: “yes, i know ball”
me: “yes, i know ball”
millie bobby brown is short for one million robert brown
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
millie bobby brown is short for one million robert brown
if terrestrial radio goes away, how will the spirits talk to those guys that go to abandoned hospitals n shit
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
if terrestrial radio goes away, how will the spirits talk to those guys that go to abandoned hospitals n shit
been experimenting in the shower a lot lately - shower yerb, shower gum, shower hard boiled egg. the possibilities are endless
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
been experimenting in the shower a lot lately - shower yerb, shower gum, shower hard boiled egg. the possibilities are endless
joy beanius featuring bebe fridgers
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
joy beanius featuring bebe fridgers
head in the ceiling fan comes on and immediately getting nauseous
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
head in the ceiling fan comes on and immediately getting nauseous
googling morgan wallen’s vital stats to confirm that i can beat his ass
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
googling morgan wallen’s vital stats to confirm that i can beat his ass
y’all ever have shower yerb
September 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
y’all ever have shower yerb
y’all ever have a nut change your life?
August 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
y’all ever have a nut change your life?
there’s something about 70s nostalgia in particular that is egregiously pretentious
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
there’s something about 70s nostalgia in particular that is egregiously pretentious
let me tell you nothing makes people more uncomfortable than being around a quiet person oh my god they hate that shit
August 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
let me tell you nothing makes people more uncomfortable than being around a quiet person oh my god they hate that shit
it’s a very depressing fact that by sheer probability a person can end up looking/sounding like anything
August 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
it’s a very depressing fact that by sheer probability a person can end up looking/sounding like anything
i wanna start a trans rights activism organization called transaction
August 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i wanna start a trans rights activism organization called transaction
i hate baby culture
July 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i hate baby culture
we need to bully ppl more for how they eat, and i’m not talking about fat shaming
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
we need to bully ppl more for how they eat, and i’m not talking about fat shaming
what yall know about having 1 million beers at the airport
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
what yall know about having 1 million beers at the airport
miss you. so much. why are u listening to train tho?
July 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
miss you. so much. why are u listening to train tho?
declan top tier worst names happening rn, you sound like some kind of tree nut
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
declan top tier worst names happening rn, you sound like some kind of tree nut
more like all cops are baddies amirite ladies?
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
more like all cops are baddies amirite ladies?
ladies, i was pulled over by a baddie cop for speeding n she let me off with a warning, so 😌
June 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
ladies, i was pulled over by a baddie cop for speeding n she let me off with a warning, so 😌
who up corning they beef
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
who up corning they beef
god being hyper independent is so lowkey goated and etc, it’s like the only consistent source of joy in my life
June 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
god being hyper independent is so lowkey goated and etc, it’s like the only consistent source of joy in my life
no one says “sex appeal” anymore. old head ass phrase
May 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
no one says “sex appeal” anymore. old head ass phrase