Leslie Kyle
@slumscourier.bsky.social
FFVII-RP account.
Investigator and errand boy for hire. Engaged to a lovely badass.
Investigator and errand boy for hire. Engaged to a lovely badass.
“You know she only eats the steggies.” He chuckled and carried Addy in a firemen hold back to her bed.
“Did you feed the Bahamut under your bed?”
“Did you feed the Bahamut under your bed?”
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“You know she only eats the steggies.” He chuckled and carried Addy in a firemen hold back to her bed.
“Did you feed the Bahamut under your bed?”
“Did you feed the Bahamut under your bed?”
He nodded.
“Sounds like a good plan for any late-night little food goblins.”
He heard Addy chuckling and giving herself away.
“Aha!” He jumped onto the stairs and slowly walked up to Addy to put her over his shoulders
“You are supposed to be asleep, little lady.”
“Sounds like a good plan for any late-night little food goblins.”
He heard Addy chuckling and giving herself away.
“Aha!” He jumped onto the stairs and slowly walked up to Addy to put her over his shoulders
“You are supposed to be asleep, little lady.”
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He nodded.
“Sounds like a good plan for any late-night little food goblins.”
He heard Addy chuckling and giving herself away.
“Aha!” He jumped onto the stairs and slowly walked up to Addy to put her over his shoulders
“You are supposed to be asleep, little lady.”
“Sounds like a good plan for any late-night little food goblins.”
He heard Addy chuckling and giving herself away.
“Aha!” He jumped onto the stairs and slowly walked up to Addy to put her over his shoulders
“You are supposed to be asleep, little lady.”
“See, his head would covered in ftr grease of he'd tried that with meeee…”
He gestured with an ex-nay to Alina as he spotted Addy hiding above the stairs.
“Is what I would say if I was a big jerk.”
He gestured with an ex-nay to Alina as he spotted Addy hiding above the stairs.
“Is what I would say if I was a big jerk.”
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“See, his head would covered in ftr grease of he'd tried that with meeee…”
He gestured with an ex-nay to Alina as he spotted Addy hiding above the stairs.
“Is what I would say if I was a big jerk.”
He gestured with an ex-nay to Alina as he spotted Addy hiding above the stairs.
“Is what I would say if I was a big jerk.”
“Yeah… That’s more or less how I feel.
You snatch his apron?”
You snatch his apron?”
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Yeah… That’s more or less how I feel.
You snatch his apron?”
You snatch his apron?”
“Of course!” He nodded and turned around to sit back down.
“But Snaps, he's already been-” He looked back up, and she'd left.
“Reprimanded.
Oh. Well, that guy’s toast…”
“But Snaps, he's already been-” He looked back up, and she'd left.
“Reprimanded.
Oh. Well, that guy’s toast…”
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Of course!” He nodded and turned around to sit back down.
“But Snaps, he's already been-” He looked back up, and she'd left.
“Reprimanded.
Oh. Well, that guy’s toast…”
“But Snaps, he's already been-” He looked back up, and she'd left.
“Reprimanded.
Oh. Well, that guy’s toast…”
He shrugged.
"Your call.
He's been having some mutiny in the kitchen, especially with the sous chef. He's been less than subtle on suggesting to the staff to expand in Midgar."
He bit his lip.
"Told him I'd sooner open back in the Market."
"Your call.
He's been having some mutiny in the kitchen, especially with the sous chef. He's been less than subtle on suggesting to the staff to expand in Midgar."
He bit his lip.
"Told him I'd sooner open back in the Market."
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He shrugged.
"Your call.
He's been having some mutiny in the kitchen, especially with the sous chef. He's been less than subtle on suggesting to the staff to expand in Midgar."
He bit his lip.
"Told him I'd sooner open back in the Market."
"Your call.
He's been having some mutiny in the kitchen, especially with the sous chef. He's been less than subtle on suggesting to the staff to expand in Midgar."
He bit his lip.
"Told him I'd sooner open back in the Market."
"Jokes on you, I've done everything but the kitty litter already. Sink's empty too.
I love working from home."
I love working from home."
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Jokes on you, I've done everything but the kitty litter already. Sink's empty too.
I love working from home."
I love working from home."
He chuckled, and sighed a bit, hoping they'd start with a resting moment.
"No rest for the weary. I'll start looking at inventory and projections. Hope our little adventurer hasn't recruited the cats on another scheme."
"No rest for the weary. I'll start looking at inventory and projections. Hope our little adventurer hasn't recruited the cats on another scheme."
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
He chuckled, and sighed a bit, hoping they'd start with a resting moment.
"No rest for the weary. I'll start looking at inventory and projections. Hope our little adventurer hasn't recruited the cats on another scheme."
"No rest for the weary. I'll start looking at inventory and projections. Hope our little adventurer hasn't recruited the cats on another scheme."
"Put to work?" He gave a fake whine.
"What about the patio hot jet-bath? With significantly less clothes on?"
"What about the patio hot jet-bath? With significantly less clothes on?"
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Put to work?" He gave a fake whine.
"What about the patio hot jet-bath? With significantly less clothes on?"
"What about the patio hot jet-bath? With significantly less clothes on?"
“Staff… Not a word I ever thought would be a daily thing for me without being included under that word.”
He smirked.
“As long as she's with one of us at a time.”
He smirked.
“As long as she's with one of us at a time.”
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
“Staff… Not a word I ever thought would be a daily thing for me without being included under that word.”
He smirked.
“As long as she's with one of us at a time.”
He smirked.
“As long as she's with one of us at a time.”
||: Just glad you're still here!
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
||: Just glad you're still here!
He came back with medical equipment he had on hand from his friend the “pharmacist” of Wall Market, or Doc as he called him.
“It’s sterile so there’s that. Unbutton so we can get this over with.”
He looked up at Reno with a furrowed brow.
“The other party isn’t gonna come here looking, right?”
“It’s sterile so there’s that. Unbutton so we can get this over with.”
He looked up at Reno with a furrowed brow.
“The other party isn’t gonna come here looking, right?”
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
He came back with medical equipment he had on hand from his friend the “pharmacist” of Wall Market, or Doc as he called him.
“It’s sterile so there’s that. Unbutton so we can get this over with.”
He looked up at Reno with a furrowed brow.
“The other party isn’t gonna come here looking, right?”
“It’s sterile so there’s that. Unbutton so we can get this over with.”
He looked up at Reno with a furrowed brow.
“The other party isn’t gonna come here looking, right?”
“I’ll grab the thread and needle.
Booze is in the tallest right kitchen cabinet.
Pick just one and keep the bottle. Knowing my kinda mess, you’ll need it.”
Booze is in the tallest right kitchen cabinet.
Pick just one and keep the bottle. Knowing my kinda mess, you’ll need it.”
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“I’ll grab the thread and needle.
Booze is in the tallest right kitchen cabinet.
Pick just one and keep the bottle. Knowing my kinda mess, you’ll need it.”
Booze is in the tallest right kitchen cabinet.
Pick just one and keep the bottle. Knowing my kinda mess, you’ll need it.”
“I can do that. But if Addy wants to do something with me, we need to swap out or have a back up.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“I can do that. But if Addy wants to do something with me, we need to swap out or have a back up.”
"As long as there's apple bobbing. That was my mom's favorite."
He nodded as he put Hex down.
"I don't see the harm, but I want logs of the confirmed vendors for checking in with afterwards."
He nodded as he put Hex down.
"I don't see the harm, but I want logs of the confirmed vendors for checking in with afterwards."
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"As long as there's apple bobbing. That was my mom's favorite."
He nodded as he put Hex down.
"I don't see the harm, but I want logs of the confirmed vendors for checking in with afterwards."
He nodded as he put Hex down.
"I don't see the harm, but I want logs of the confirmed vendors for checking in with afterwards."
"Had to wood glue the tail.
Only for them to knock it off again."
He shrugged and held up Hex under her belly and kissed her on her head.
"Little troublemaker."
Only for them to knock it off again."
He shrugged and held up Hex under her belly and kissed her on her head.
"Little troublemaker."
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"Had to wood glue the tail.
Only for them to knock it off again."
He shrugged and held up Hex under her belly and kissed her on her head.
"Little troublemaker."
Only for them to knock it off again."
He shrugged and held up Hex under her belly and kissed her on her head.
"Little troublemaker."
“Clearly. Anything open or need removing?”
He examined the undershirt for bleeding.
“I have small pincers if you’re shot.”
He examined the undershirt for bleeding.
“I have small pincers if you’re shot.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Clearly. Anything open or need removing?”
He examined the undershirt for bleeding.
“I have small pincers if you’re shot.”
He examined the undershirt for bleeding.
“I have small pincers if you’re shot.”
"My little stress relievers." He leaned down and gave Hex a scratch under the chin.
"They knocked over the shark I got at Costa...
Little shits."
He chuckled.
"They knocked over the shark I got at Costa...
Little shits."
He chuckled.
October 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"My little stress relievers." He leaned down and gave Hex a scratch under the chin.
"They knocked over the shark I got at Costa...
Little shits."
He chuckled.
"They knocked over the shark I got at Costa...
Little shits."
He chuckled.
He let out a sigh of relief.
"That sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna get the ice bucket out." He ruffled Addy's hair.
"Your mom and I are gonna have fun tonight, go say hi to the fluff babies. Stay next to the baby cams!"
"That sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna get the ice bucket out." He ruffled Addy's hair.
"Your mom and I are gonna have fun tonight, go say hi to the fluff babies. Stay next to the baby cams!"
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
He let out a sigh of relief.
"That sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna get the ice bucket out." He ruffled Addy's hair.
"Your mom and I are gonna have fun tonight, go say hi to the fluff babies. Stay next to the baby cams!"
"That sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna get the ice bucket out." He ruffled Addy's hair.
"Your mom and I are gonna have fun tonight, go say hi to the fluff babies. Stay next to the baby cams!"
“Now that she can communicate with me, absolutely.
I had a feeling you two talked shop.
Love the setup. We hosting again?”
I had a feeling you two talked shop.
Love the setup. We hosting again?”
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“Now that she can communicate with me, absolutely.
I had a feeling you two talked shop.
Love the setup. We hosting again?”
I had a feeling you two talked shop.
Love the setup. We hosting again?”
“Was teaching her that if she ever felt scared, to go for the ankles with her teeth until her limbs get stronger.
I’ll cover the rest.”
I’ll cover the rest.”
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“Was teaching her that if she ever felt scared, to go for the ankles with her teeth until her limbs get stronger.
I’ll cover the rest.”
I’ll cover the rest.”