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Retired r/eagles mod.
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Never let them guess your next move.

#elonmusk
A man resembling Elon Musk sits at a desk, staring pensively at a computer screen displaying a retro MySpace profile. The profile greets him with “Hello, Elon!” and a pop-up message is shown on screen. The message box features a stern-looking photo of Donald Trump and asks, “Are you sure you want to remove Donald Trump from your Top 8?” with two buttons labeled “Yes” and “No.” The desktop setup includes an old-style CRT monitor and beige keyboard, evoking early 2000s internet nostalgia. The scene humorously imagines a dramatic digital decision on a long-outdated social media platform.
June 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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@bridgetgoirish.bsky.social I was wondering why a bunch of Corgi boys were in the K lot today. Turns out the Halftime show is Corgi races. #FlyCorgiFly
January 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If I won a lot of money… I wouldn’t flaunt it, but there would be signs.
January 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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MVG vs. Littler in the World Championship Final tomorrow!
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Kenny Pickett looking for rushers. #Eagles
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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I know it wasn’t a large wager as I was just betting my remaining balance.

But… Losing your bet due to Garbage Time TDs. Name a more iconic duo.
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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“Cheddar Bob”

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A surreal and unsettling anthropomorphic block of cheddar cheese comes to life in this imaginative and grotesque artwork. The character, “Cheddar Bob,” is vividly detailed with a gooey, melted texture. Holes, characteristic of Swiss cheese, punctuate its surface, while oozing strands of cheese stretch out like sinews. Its face is disturbingly human-like, featuring bulging, bloodshot eyes with bright blue irises that pop against the waxy yellow-orange cheese skin. The oversized, cracked teeth are uneven and grimy, adding to its grotesque charm. Cheddar Bob’s exaggerated features include a puckered mouth dripping with molten cheese, spiky protrusions resembling plant roots or hair, and slimy tendrils that spiral outward from its form. A hint of green garnish, possibly parsley, sprouts on top of its head, lending an absurd culinary flourish. The muted green-gray background, with peeling paint textures, complements the bizarre and unsettling nature of the character, creating a blend of horror and humor in its presentation.
December 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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"Hare Metal"

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A dynamic and vibrant illustration of a punk rock rabbit playing an electric guitar. The anthropomorphic rabbit stands confidently in the spotlight, wearing a black leather jacket with detailed zippers and seams, exuding a rebellious attitude. Its tall, pointed ears are highlighted in pink and orange tones, contrasting with its white and gray fur. The rabbit’s intense, glowing eyes add an electrifying and animated feel, while the guitar, a classic Fender-style design, is held mid-performance as if it’s shredding a powerful solo. The background is a burst of energetic pink and orange splashes, reminiscent of graffiti or stage pyrotechnics, against a stark black backdrop. The rabbit's pose, with one leg slightly forward and its head tilted in concentration, captures the essence of a rock concert in full swing.
December 14, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I am sorry about this one. I asked it to make me a man made entirely of lunchmeat. Then after a few variations this monstrosity was made.

#AIArt
A grotesque and horrifying humanoid figure, nicknamed "Lunchmeat Man," is rendered with disturbing hyper-realistic detail. The figure’s skin appears raw, textured like processed meat, with sinewy strands and fleshy ridges running across its bald, malformed head and misshapen body. Veins and scars crisscross its surface, and patches of what resemble fatty, swollen growths add to its unsettling, uncanny appearance. The face is distorted, with uneven, protruding teeth and empty, pale eyes that convey a chilling stare. Long, fleshy tendrils extend outward from the body, as if parts of it are in a state of mutation or decay. The dimly lit, sickly green background amplifies the macabre and unsettling atmosphere, casting shadows that highlight the intricate and disturbing texture of its skin.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Last one. Thanks for stopping by.

“Octodad.”

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A striking anthropomorphic octopus stands poised, exuding an air of mystery and refined authority. Its bulbous head is textured with smooth ridges, subtly glistening under warm lighting. The octopus’s golden-yellow, ringed eyes are piercing and otherworldly, set deep within its expressive face. Its tentacles, elegantly curved and adorned with intricate suction cups, extend gracefully, almost as if gesturing in thought or conversation. The octopus is impeccably dressed in a tailored teal green suit, the fabric rich and textured, giving it a luxurious appearance. A burgundy waistcoat with intricate floral embroidery is layered beneath the jacket, and a matching burgundy pocket watch chain elegantly hangs across the vest. Completing the ensemble, a white dress shirt and a deep green tie featuring an ornate floral pattern add layers of sophistication. A crisp white pocket square neatly tucked into the jacket’s pocket adds a final touch of formality. In the background, hints of a dimly lit study or library create an atmosphere of intrigue and intellect, adding depth to the octopus’s persona.
December 14, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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“I want to get off Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.”

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An anthropomorphic frog stands proudly, exuding sophistication and vibrancy in an impeccably tailored outfit. Its emerald-green skin, textured with fine, smooth scales, glistens under soft lighting. The frog’s large, golden-orange eyes, accented with horizontal black pupils, are mesmerizing and add a sense of wisdom and calm. A subtle smile plays on its wide mouth, highlighting its natural charisma. The frog is dressed in a vivid teal suit intricately patterned with a floral design in shades of gold and blue. The jacket is paired with a matching vest that features the same ornate design, adding a sense of continuity to the ensemble. Beneath the vest, a crisp white dress shirt is adorned with a black geometric pattern, resembling delicate vines, which subtly ties into the floral theme. The ensemble is further elevated by a golden-yellow bow tie with a bold floral pattern that complements the overall color palette. A pocket square, folded neatly in the breast pocket, adds a final touch of elegance. The dark, moody background highlights the frog’s vibrant colors and sharp attire, creating a dramatic and refined portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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“Fantastic.”

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An anthropomorphic fox exudes charm and wit in a meticulously styled ensemble, captured in a warm and elegant setting. The fox’s bright orange-red fur is impeccably groomed, with its white underbelly and black-tipped ears adding contrast and personality to its sharp, expressive face. Its glistening black nose and cunning brown eyes radiate intelligence and playfulness, while its slight smirk gives it an aura of sly sophistication. The fox is dressed in an expertly tailored burnt orange suit jacket with a matte finish, perfectly complemented by a cream-colored shirt adorned with an intricate floral pattern featuring pink and burgundy blossoms. A paisley bow tie in a matching burgundy hue adds a playful yet refined touch. Beneath the jacket, a deep green waistcoat with subtle floral designs provides additional depth and texture to the outfit. A sprig of greenery, accented with small berries, is pinned to the lapel, tying the look together with a touch of natural elegance. The background showcases soft lighting and the warm glow of candlelight, emphasizing the fox’s dashing appearance in a sophisticated and timeless portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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“Bleet. Bleeeet.”

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A regal anthropomorphic deer is depicted in a stunning formal portrait, exuding both elegance and natural grace. Its antlers are prominently displayed, reaching upward in a symmetrical and polished display of strength. The deer’s expressive face, featuring a glossy black nose, soft fur, and deep brown eyes, radiates intelligence and tranquility. A soft teal background subtly highlights the warm tones of the deer’s fur and enhances the richness of its attire. The outfit is a masterclass in vibrant sophistication. The deer wears a deep blue suit jacket adorned with floral patterns in rich jewel tones. A gilded lapel with intricate embroidery adds a touch of opulence, perfectly framing a vividly colorful waistcoat that blends tones of pink, gold, and green. Beneath the waistcoat, a pristine cream shirt creates a striking contrast, and an orange satin bow tie adds a bold and playful accent. A pocket square in matching orange is neatly tucked into the jacket, harmonizing the look. Pinned to the lapel is an elaborate boutonnière featuring sprigs of green foliage, soft pink carnations, and tiny blooms, adding a naturalistic touch to the ensemble. The soft lighting and rich detail make the portrait feel timeless, capturing the refined essence of the deer’s poised personality.
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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“The Aristocrats”

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An exquisite anthropomorphic Sphynx cat is elegantly dressed in a striking and artistic formal outfit. The cat’s signature hairless skin is pale and textured with delicate wrinkles, showcasing the fine detailing of its anatomy. Its large, angular ears stand erect, adding a sense of attentiveness, while its piercing yellow eyes exude a sense of mystery and refinement. The subtle contours of its face and the confident tilt of its head suggest an air of nobility. The attire features a crisp white tuxedo jacket with clean, sharp lines that contrast beautifully with the cat’s pale complexion. Beneath the jacket, the Sphynx wears a vibrant patterned shirt, blending hues of pink, yellow, and green, evoking an artistic flair. A luxurious teal satin waistcoat complements the shirt, fastened with shiny gold buttons that add a touch of opulence. Topping off the ensemble is an oversized satin bow tie in a matching teal shade, which balances sophistication with a hint of whimsy. The cat is posed against a minimalist black background, allowing its intricate outfit and striking features to take center stage in this captivating portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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“panda”

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An elegant anthropomorphic panda is impeccably dressed in a formal ensemble, exuding charm and sophistication. The panda’s iconic black-and-white fur is plush and well-defined, with its expressive dark eyes conveying intelligence and a hint of curiosity. The soft texture of its fur contrasts beautifully with the sleek, tailored outfit it wears. Its rounded ears and glossy black nose add a touch of natural authenticity to the sophisticated look. The panda’s attire features a black tuxedo jacket with gold trim, adding a regal flair. The jacket is adorned with intricate gold embroidery, including a subtle floral motif on the lapel. Beneath the jacket, the panda wears a crisp white dress shirt with a pleated front, fastened with elegant gold buttons. A richly patterned gold waistcoat adds depth and opulence to the ensemble, perfectly complemented by a matching gold bow tie. The outfit is completed with a pocket square featuring a delicate white rose, adding a touch of natural beauty to the luxurious attire. The dark, subtly lit background enhances the panda’s regal presence, creating a striking and timeless portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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“You wanna hear where Cadbury eggs really come from?”

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A charming anthropomorphic rabbit exudes sophistication and whimsy, dressed in an ornate, vintage-inspired suit. The rabbit’s soft brown fur is meticulously detailed, with subtle gradients of white around its nose, cheeks, and chest. Its expressive dark eyes reflect curiosity and intelligence, while its long ears, one upright and the other slightly tilted, add a playful sense of personality. The delicate whiskers and velvety texture of its fur are emphasized in the gentle lighting. The outfit features a richly patterned brocade suit jacket with intricate floral and paisley designs in deep earthy tones of gold, blue, and rust, evoking a timeless elegance. A matching bow tie crafted from the same ornate fabric sits perfectly against the rabbit’s white dress shirt, which is crisply tailored for a refined finish. The rabbit’s posture is upright and composed, suggesting poise and confidence, while the dark, minimalist background contrasts beautifully with the vibrant textures of its attire, allowing the rabbit’s personality to shine.
December 14, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Mr. Yipes, heir to the Fruit Stripe fortune.”

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A sophisticated anthropomorphic zebra stands poised in an elegant setting, embodying grace and style. The zebra’s face, adorned with striking black-and-white stripes, is sharply detailed, and its expressive dark eyes convey intelligence and calm assurance. Its upright ears add a sense of attentiveness, while the neatly groomed mane reinforces the portrait’s polished aesthetic. The outfit is a bold statement of refinement, featuring a sharply tailored suit with a monochromatic striped pattern that mirrors the zebra’s natural markings, blending the wild and the formal seamlessly. A crisp white dress shirt with a perfectly pressed collar forms the base of the ensemble. A vibrant bow tie, decorated with intricate orange and yellow floral motifs, adds a playful splash of color and contrast. The lapel is adorned with a luxurious brooch composed of gold filigree, embedded jewels, and intricate embroidery. A purple silk pocket square, folded neatly, peeks out from the chest pocket, complementing the brooch’s warm tones. The soft background lighting highlights the elegance of the attire and the zebra’s commanding presence, set against the backdrop of a richly decorated interior, complete with warm candlelight and framed artwork.
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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“Brachycephalic Obstructive Airway Syndrome”

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An aristocratic anthropomorphic pug exudes elegance and refinement in this portrait. The pug’s wrinkled tan face is richly detailed, with its soulful dark brown eyes reflecting wisdom and a touch of playfulness. Its jet-black nose and short ears create a striking contrast against its soft, golden fur. The pug’s upright posture and solemn expression give it an air of regality. The outfit is a masterpiece of opulence, featuring a midnight blue suit jacket adorned with intricate golden embroidery, creating swirling patterns along the lapels and shoulders. A luxurious golden brocade cravat, fastened with a gold leaf-shaped pin, enhances the ensemble’s grandeur. Beneath the jacket, the pug wears a white dress shirt with a high collar, accentuating the formal aesthetic. A matching gold pocket square peeks out from the jacket’s breast pocket, tying the look together with subtle sophistication. The dark background highlights the pug’s dignified presence and the ornate details of its attire.
December 14, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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“Cock-a-Doodle-Debonair”

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A stately anthropomorphic rooster exudes charisma in a finely tailored floral suit, merging rustic charm with metropolitan elegance. The rooster’s prominent red comb is textured with intricate detail, resembling a crown, and stands tall atop its head, symbolizing pride and confidence. Its sharp, golden-yellow beak is perfectly proportioned and slightly parted, adding dynamism to the portrait. The rooster’s striking amber eye is sharp and focused, conveying an air of intelligence and authority. Its neck and chest feathers are snowy white, impeccably groomed and radiating a soft sheen. The rooster’s outfit is a visual delight. It features a beige suit adorned with a vibrant floral pattern of red, orange, and yellow blossoms, complemented by green foliage. The design combines whimsy with sophistication, blending seamlessly with the rooster’s natural plumage. Beneath the suit jacket is a cream-colored dress shirt with gold buttons, paired with a turquoise bow tie decorated with fine golden motifs. A matching pocket square, neatly folded in the jacket’s breast pocket, adds a refined touch. The background is a deep, muted green, which highlights the rooster’s regal presence and colorful attire. Warm lighting enhances the textures of both the feathers and fabric, creating a harmonious blend of natural beauty and bespoke fashion. The portrait radiates a sense of pride, elegance, and meticulous attention to detail.
December 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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“It’s always: Where’s the Beef?
It’s never: How’s the Beef?”
An anthropomorphic Holstein cow stands regally, wearing a formal and ornately styled outfit. The cow’s distinct black-and-white patterned coat is beautifully rendered, with the white fur around its forehead appearing soft and neatly groomed, contrasting against the glossy black patches. Its expressive, dark eyes gaze serenely forward, exuding a quiet elegance. The light-pink nose is smooth and slightly moist, adding a touch of realism. One ear is adorned with a decorative gold earring featuring a dangling turquoise tag and a small golden charm, lending an air of sophistication. The cow’s outfit is a masterpiece of design. A luxurious black jacket with intricate golden floral patterns shimmers softly under the warm light, evoking a sense of opulence. Beneath the jacket, a white shirt with a delicate lace texture provides a refined foundation. The ensemble is accentuated by an ornate, oversized gold bow tie that doubles as a statement piece, its intricate details resembling fine filigree. Around the neck, a broad, gilded collar with embossed patterns adds a regal touch, enhancing the cow’s commanding presence. The background is dark and muted, drawing focus to the subject while subtly highlighting the cow’s noble attire. The overall composition presents a harmonious blend of natural beauty and high fashion, creating a dignified and memorable portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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“Scales of Power.”

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An imposing anthropomorphic alligator stands proudly, dressed in an opulent and intricately detailed outfit that exudes power and sophistication. The alligator’s textured, scaly skin is a rich blend of green and gray tones, with ridges and natural markings that enhance its lifelike appearance. Its piercing yellow eyes, glinting with intelligence and authority, are framed by prominent brows and a slightly turned-up snout, giving it a composed and calculating demeanor. The outfit features a luxurious blue-green suit jacket with a crocodile-scale texture that subtly mirrors the alligator’s natural armor. The jacket shimmers under soft light, revealing hints of iridescence. Beneath the jacket is a finely tailored waistcoat with a complementary reptilian pattern in muted greens, adorned with polished gold buttons that reflect the ensemble’s grandeur. A crisp white dress shirt with a sharp collar peeks out, adding a touch of classic refinement. The alligator’s attire is accented with intricate gold accessories, including a pocket watch suspended from a delicate chain and a vintage compass brooch pinned to the lapel. These pieces evoke a sense of old-world sophistication and a connection to exploration. The muted, warm background with soft lighting enhances the figure’s commanding presence, creating a striking portrait that blends the primal power of nature with the elegance of high society.
December 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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“Please, call me Ed. Mr. Ed was my father.”

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A regal anthropomorphic horse is portrayed in a sophisticated, ornate ensemble that exudes elegance and nobility. The horse’s smooth white coat gleams with subtle highlights, emphasizing its refined features, including its elongated muzzle, soft nostrils, and expressive dark eyes that radiate intelligence and composure. A cascade of silky, light brown mane flows gracefully down the side, complementing the horse’s dignified presence. The horse wears an intricately designed headpiece adorned with gold filigree and delicate sparkling jewels, accentuating its aristocratic aura. A finely crafted brown leather halter with brass details sits snugly on its head, blending practicality with aesthetic charm. The outfit features a richly textured brown suit jacket with a subtle floral brocade pattern in gold and warm tones, adding a touch of nature-inspired opulence. A perfectly tailored white dress shirt peeks out from beneath the jacket, its crisp collar lending an air of timeless formality. A luxurious boutonnière decorates the lapel, composed of a golden silk flower, lace accents, and soft beige folds, which harmonize beautifully with a matching pocket square tucked neatly into the jacket. The dark background further highlights the horse’s resplendent attire and graceful demeanor, creating a timeless and majestic portrait.
December 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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“Mr. Worldwide”

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A dignified anthropomorphic pit bull dressed in a luxurious formal ensemble exudes confidence and poise. The dog’s pristine white fur is meticulously detailed, highlighting its powerful yet gentle features. Its amber eyes are sharp and expressive, conveying intelligence and a calm demeanor. The slight texture on its nose and folds around its mouth add natural realism to the figure. Its cropped ears stand tall, framing its noble and symmetrical face. The attire features a tailored navy-blue suit jacket with an intricate swirling paisley pattern, lending an air of sophistication. A crisp white dress shirt beneath the jacket enhances the overall elegance, with its smooth fabric and fine pleats. The centerpiece of the outfit is a stunning golden bow tie adorned with an intricate brocade design, featuring flecks of green and blue that subtly catch the light. The background is a neutral dark gray, emphasizing the pit bull’s commanding presence and the richness of the ensemble.
December 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM