Calvin㍿
@slugmess.bsky.social
Sometimes I write music or words. Calvin (real life, 29) / video game bonehead and bass bonkerです。(゜レ゜)
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i don't think we ever actually got through all the credits for Mighty No. 9
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i don't think we ever actually got through all the credits for Mighty No. 9
GOTY HONORABLE MENTION # 2: THE JAPANESE VERSION OF RAYMAN 2 PLAYED WHILE THE CREDITS FOR MIGHTY NO. 9 ROLLED
check out the cutting room floor page for this shit some of the changes for japan are really funny. I played probably for like 3 hours and then my friends and I got tired and I went home
check out the cutting room floor page for this shit some of the changes for japan are really funny. I played probably for like 3 hours and then my friends and I got tired and I went home
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
GOTY HONORABLE MENTION # 2: THE JAPANESE VERSION OF RAYMAN 2 PLAYED WHILE THE CREDITS FOR MIGHTY NO. 9 ROLLED
check out the cutting room floor page for this shit some of the changes for japan are really funny. I played probably for like 3 hours and then my friends and I got tired and I went home
check out the cutting room floor page for this shit some of the changes for japan are really funny. I played probably for like 3 hours and then my friends and I got tired and I went home
GOTY HONORABLE MENTION # 1: 9 SOUPS 9 HOURS MIGHTY NO. 9 for my 29th Birthday. I didn't like mighty number 9 very much and due to poor planning i did not eat 9 soups. I had fun tho
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
GOTY HONORABLE MENTION # 1: 9 SOUPS 9 HOURS MIGHTY NO. 9 for my 29th Birthday. I didn't like mighty number 9 very much and due to poor planning i did not eat 9 soups. I had fun tho
ok actually iirc we set up the lan at like. 6 or 7 in the morning. we were dying. everyone should commit to the world's dumbest bit with their friends at some point in their lives. this was one of the best nights of my life and I'm not even kidding. heres to 360 more years of disk drive failures
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ok actually iirc we set up the lan at like. 6 or 7 in the morning. we were dying. everyone should commit to the world's dumbest bit with their friends at some point in their lives. this was one of the best nights of my life and I'm not even kidding. heres to 360 more years of disk drive failures
Over the course of the challenge some people went home or got exhausted and fell asleep. at the end we had five strong Xbox Live Gold Warriors duking it out. I share a warrior's bond with these people that will never be broken. probably. footage from the 2-player TF2 Lan deathmatch at 3 AM
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Over the course of the challenge some people went home or got exhausted and fell asleep. at the end we had five strong Xbox Live Gold Warriors duking it out. I share a warrior's bond with these people that will never be broken. probably. footage from the 2-player TF2 Lan deathmatch at 3 AM
and finally THE XBOX 360 20 YEARS OF 360-DEGREE MADNESS PICKER WHEEL CHALLENGE, an elaborate bit I roped several close friends into which ended up going for over 14 hours (from 6pm November 22nd until about 8:30 on the 23rd)
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
and finally THE XBOX 360 20 YEARS OF 360-DEGREE MADNESS PICKER WHEEL CHALLENGE, an elaborate bit I roped several close friends into which ended up going for over 14 hours (from 6pm November 22nd until about 8:30 on the 23rd)
I was so thoroughly entertained I almost started learning Cantonese. I drafted up a plan for starting and everything. free on archive dot org with beautiful subtitles
archive.org/details/vamp...
archive.org/details/vamp...
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was so thoroughly entertained I almost started learning Cantonese. I drafted up a plan for starting and everything. free on archive dot org with beautiful subtitles
archive.org/details/vamp...
archive.org/details/vamp...
when this came out I was busy trying to fix myself with hammers. This year I allowed myself time to mald at the cpus, try the same cup 100 times and still fail to get the emerald. all along there was nothing to fix. sometimes you get exploded while going uphill and thats life. hop back in the race
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
when this came out I was busy trying to fix myself with hammers. This year I allowed myself time to mald at the cpus, try the same cup 100 times and still fail to get the emerald. all along there was nothing to fix. sometimes you get exploded while going uphill and thats life. hop back in the race
i was on a combination of substances and it was like 3 in the morning and one of my friends was like "lets watch Joker" and he put on Taxi Driver and I got scared
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
i was on a combination of substances and it was like 3 in the morning and one of my friends was like "lets watch Joker" and he put on Taxi Driver and I got scared
going for Freak or Sicko builds generally isn't viable in small cities and playing the game this way can be a slog. sometimes, though, I need a repetitive uninteresting slog to wind down in the brain deleting hours after work. runner-up to location-based goty Run Tracker
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
going for Freak or Sicko builds generally isn't viable in small cities and playing the game this way can be a slog. sometimes, though, I need a repetitive uninteresting slog to wind down in the brain deleting hours after work. runner-up to location-based goty Run Tracker
many people (relatives) have hollered at me over holiday meals telling me to try this 'dating' game. they say 'crank up the radius' and 'stop swiping left all the time.' to be honest I'm not a fan of the gacha mechanics. they're asking me to drop TEN of MY dollars to increase my odds for ONE week??
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
many people (relatives) have hollered at me over holiday meals telling me to try this 'dating' game. they say 'crank up the radius' and 'stop swiping left all the time.' to be honest I'm not a fan of the gacha mechanics. they're asking me to drop TEN of MY dollars to increase my odds for ONE week??
home sick, free of both work and controller paks I nosedived snot-first into a nearly 7 hour #GoemonGoon gaming on borrowed time, no basket to catch my save file when it inevitably fell ripe from the tree of Power On. our time together was brief but baller. runner-up sick day goty second only to dq8
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
home sick, free of both work and controller paks I nosedived snot-first into a nearly 7 hour #GoemonGoon gaming on borrowed time, no basket to catch my save file when it inevitably fell ripe from the tree of Power On. our time together was brief but baller. runner-up sick day goty second only to dq8
few things on planet earth feel cooler than totally styling on some lifeless cpu by pulling off a 360-degree drift right as you pass the finish line. heihachi can ride in your car and say shit like "I am heihachi" when you hit a ramp. consoles fell off when they stopped launching em with ridge racer
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
few things on planet earth feel cooler than totally styling on some lifeless cpu by pulling off a 360-degree drift right as you pass the finish line. heihachi can ride in your car and say shit like "I am heihachi" when you hit a ramp. consoles fell off when they stopped launching em with ridge racer
you ever know what to say and how to say it? you ever go to say that which you know how to say and then your mouth and mind freeze up lock up shutter down blow up? this happens to me every time someone with an anime avatar in the EN-JP language exchange world like, asks what my name is or something
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you ever know what to say and how to say it? you ever go to say that which you know how to say and then your mouth and mind freeze up lock up shutter down blow up? this happens to me every time someone with an anime avatar in the EN-JP language exchange world like, asks what my name is or something
we failed roy ayers. the world failed roy ayers
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we failed roy ayers. the world failed roy ayers
on a new york trip in the cold of winter I NEEDED the smoking hot action of basebaul piped fresh into the palm of my hands. got my winter-numb fingytips on this game for like $5 at bookoff and started a doomed baseball career from the discomfort of a subway train. my guy broke his legs and got fired
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
on a new york trip in the cold of winter I NEEDED the smoking hot action of basebaul piped fresh into the palm of my hands. got my winter-numb fingytips on this game for like $5 at bookoff and started a doomed baseball career from the discomfort of a subway train. my guy broke his legs and got fired
im always like yo pass me the aux I have some crazy heat i gotta play and then put on shit like this and its never shorter than 7 minutes
youtu.be/QZyBrqTeHjM?...
youtu.be/QZyBrqTeHjM?...
How Does It Feel
YouTube video by Spacemen 3 - Topic
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December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
im always like yo pass me the aux I have some crazy heat i gotta play and then put on shit like this and its never shorter than 7 minutes
youtu.be/QZyBrqTeHjM?...
youtu.be/QZyBrqTeHjM?...
for the brain hungover and chatty after loud nights playing gigs and remembering how to talk to strangers this album is an ice-cold bedside pedialyte. I always put it on during long late night drives and my passengers always fell asleep
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
for the brain hungover and chatty after loud nights playing gigs and remembering how to talk to strangers this album is an ice-cold bedside pedialyte. I always put it on during long late night drives and my passengers always fell asleep
this is location-based gaming at its finest. I don't need to play dark souls to know the sweaty joy of discovering an interconnected world full of creatures and pain I did it by JOGGING and i did it by jogging SLOW AS FUCK!! and I loved every minute of it. mobile game of the year 2025
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this is location-based gaming at its finest. I don't need to play dark souls to know the sweaty joy of discovering an interconnected world full of creatures and pain I did it by JOGGING and i did it by jogging SLOW AS FUCK!! and I loved every minute of it. mobile game of the year 2025
I KNEW I was in for cornucopious troughs of licensed gaming bliss when the first mission had me pick up cola and ice cream suspended in air, shimmering and rotating. BUCKETS of the good shit: double jump around springfield, the same one liners 100 times per minute. games like this are endangered
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I KNEW I was in for cornucopious troughs of licensed gaming bliss when the first mission had me pick up cola and ice cream suspended in air, shimmering and rotating. BUCKETS of the good shit: double jump around springfield, the same one liners 100 times per minute. games like this are endangered
episode 5 game of the year 2025
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
episode 5 game of the year 2025
like 90% of my time here was spent fucking with the graphics settings. I got like 5 hours in running it on PS3 settings before making one change that allowed me to finally play it on PS4 settings. the screen never stopped tearing. shinsaku game of the year 2025. have a fan just like this at home
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
like 90% of my time here was spent fucking with the graphics settings. I got like 5 hours in running it on PS3 settings before making one change that allowed me to finally play it on PS4 settings. the screen never stopped tearing. shinsaku game of the year 2025. have a fan just like this at home
