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My last name would be a great Disney Robin Hood
He destroyed a horcrux. His dick.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
He destroyed a horcrux. His dick.
I want her inside me
August 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I want her inside me
Portnoy is a piece of shit. Let’s not forget 15 years ago was publishing photos of Tom Brady’s infant son’s dick to get clicks.
June 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Portnoy is a piece of shit. Let’s not forget 15 years ago was publishing photos of Tom Brady’s infant son’s dick to get clicks.
That was a special edition with new scenes, and updated effects when TVs at home averaged 19” and over unless you had a Laserdisc player, you’d be watching VHS pan and scan.
April 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That was a special edition with new scenes, and updated effects when TVs at home averaged 19” and over unless you had a Laserdisc player, you’d be watching VHS pan and scan.
Austin Powers had it right🤷♂️
March 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Austin Powers had it right🤷♂️
Capitalism ultimately fails over time. We need a great reset.
March 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Capitalism ultimately fails over time. We need a great reset.
And by the way Jaws is the greatest film in history. The mayor of Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. Local elections matter.
February 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And by the way Jaws is the greatest film in history. The mayor of Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. Local elections matter.
Yep. We cheated with camcorders and pins. And while you cry about that, I say, that’s awesome. Now I’ll go watch those 6 DVDs of Patriots porn.
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Yep. We cheated with camcorders and pins. And while you cry about that, I say, that’s awesome. Now I’ll go watch those 6 DVDs of Patriots porn.
You should loathe them. They took the air out of a football which caused colts to lose by 40 points in a championship game.
January 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You should loathe them. They took the air out of a football which caused colts to lose by 40 points in a championship game.
Nosferatu seems like it will hit $100m slowly but surely
January 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nosferatu seems like it will hit $100m slowly but surely