which base is it when you kiss a girl on both her knees and her left forearm
July 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
which base is it when you kiss a girl on both her knees and her left forearm
i feel like my wardrobe is slowly just going to become exclusively tour shirts and i am ok with this
July 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i feel like my wardrobe is slowly just going to become exclusively tour shirts and i am ok with this
i saw oasis last night btw
July 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i saw oasis last night btw
i got called sir at work today (i did not really think much at all of it) but then the guy apologised and called me miss and then asked for my pronouns like DAMN do i really just look THAT trans and then he bought me a drink
June 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i got called sir at work today (i did not really think much at all of it) but then the guy apologised and called me miss and then asked for my pronouns like DAMN do i really just look THAT trans and then he bought me a drink
what does it mean if 2 of my coworkers are planning to go to a gay bar and they turn to me and ONLY me to invite me to join them
June 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
what does it mean if 2 of my coworkers are planning to go to a gay bar and they turn to me and ONLY me to invite me to join them
kinda homophobic of sabrina carpenter to make straight people content during pride month
June 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
kinda homophobic of sabrina carpenter to make straight people content during pride month
i just almost accidentally threw away my capture card because the box it came in looks exactly like the boxes for blood tests ive got lying around my room from doing DIY HRT
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i just almost accidentally threw away my capture card because the box it came in looks exactly like the boxes for blood tests ive got lying around my room from doing DIY HRT
holy fuck foo fighters un broke up we're so back
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
holy fuck foo fighters un broke up we're so back
if a broken clock is right twice per day and a working clock is only right once per day then that means a broken clock is better
May 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
if a broken clock is right twice per day and a working clock is only right once per day then that means a broken clock is better
currently thinking about that time as a school project we reported on the election of a new pope at sky studios (they did not use 9 year olds on actual sky news unfortunately)
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
currently thinking about that time as a school project we reported on the election of a new pope at sky studios (they did not use 9 year olds on actual sky news unfortunately)
currently thinking about how bishops would be really good at baserunning in baseball but rooks would fucking suck
May 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
currently thinking about how bishops would be really good at baserunning in baseball but rooks would fucking suck
i just realised king kaliente from mario galaxy is just an octorock from zelda my world has been shattered
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i just realised king kaliente from mario galaxy is just an octorock from zelda my world has been shattered
is it just me or is it like super hot when someone quits energy drinks and starting drinking coffee instead like an adult
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
is it just me or is it like super hot when someone quits energy drinks and starting drinking coffee instead like an adult
today at work i got a hot girl to put a vibrator in her trousers in front of me
April 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
today at work i got a hot girl to put a vibrator in her trousers in front of me
it’s april 10th and the atlanta braves game gets fucking postponed imagine my shock history truly repeats itself just to spite specifically me
April 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
it’s april 10th and the atlanta braves game gets fucking postponed imagine my shock history truly repeats itself just to spite specifically me
my government mandated pay rise was £0.23 less than it should’ve been meaning i lose out on £430 per year which is literally just oppression of specifically me
April 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
my government mandated pay rise was £0.23 less than it should’ve been meaning i lose out on £430 per year which is literally just oppression of specifically me
why was mkw afraid of mk7?
because mk7 mk8 mkw!
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because mk7 mk8 mkw!
follow for more funny lmaos
April 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
why was mkw afraid of mk7?
because mk7 mk8 mkw!
follow for more funny lmaos
because mk7 mk8 mkw!
follow for more funny lmaos
lowkey drummer susie gives off nirvana era dave grohl vibes
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
lowkey drummer susie gives off nirvana era dave grohl vibes
THEY MADE KRIS A ROCK STAR I AM IN LOVE
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
THEY MADE KRIS A ROCK STAR I AM IN LOVE
who wants to help me become the first person to have e-sex on Nintendo Switch 2 GameChat
April 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
who wants to help me become the first person to have e-sex on Nintendo Switch 2 GameChat
THE GAYS ARE STEALING THE POSTERS
March 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
THE GAYS ARE STEALING THE POSTERS
literally song of the year
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
literally song of the year
The Giver by Chappell Roan
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Giver by Chappell Roan
you ain’t gotta tell me
it’s just in my, nature
so take it like a taker
cause baby i’m a giver
it’s just in my, nature
so take it like a taker
cause baby i’m a giver
March 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you ain’t gotta tell me
it’s just in my, nature
so take it like a taker
cause baby i’m a giver
it’s just in my, nature
so take it like a taker
cause baby i’m a giver