If Jesus was to preach like he preached in Galilee, you would lay Jesus Christ in his grave.

“If someone were to believe” It IS nothing more than an actual kidnapping by random unidentified men with absolutely no documentation or authority. It already is exactly that.

I don’t know, ARE you?

blow on them

They were just trying to do their work, but now they’re working through an hour of your thoughts for you - that you should have summarized in text first.