Stye is actually an acronym for Something Tainted Your Eye

him: god. please kill me.
me: nah im busy.
him: send me to the pearly gates. the ring of fire. I don't care which.
me: same hole.

If femboys were music, what genre would they be? Hopefully not Gregorian chant.

@capnsanity.bsky.social are you my gay dad?