Sludgery
sludgery.bsky.social
Sludgery
@sludgery.bsky.social
Inside thoughts becoming outside thoughts
Refer to anything that has power over you as corporate.

Corporate said I cant go out to the bar tonight, sorry guys.
Corporate shadow banned my account, sorry guys.
Corporate says I have to stop for the school bus, sorry guys.
April 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Some guy in the subway just pulled a hamster from his sleeve and asked if what it wanted for birthday dinner
April 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Homer Simpson voice:
“aww but I don’t *want* to play neutral”
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Theres a little voice in my head that tells me to do things like pay my taxes and consume beast games
April 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Gas Station Teeth Extensions”

But from a nice gas station, like a sheets or something.
March 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air → Neuron Activation → Down B → Down Air
March 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Humor is about me, Sorry.
March 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I caint trust nobody that caint force air out they eye holes
March 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sitcom themed TTRPG with laugh tracks representing combat damage
March 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Melee is actually really easy. Like, just win?
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Cookout should have a third drive through where they give you your food through your sun roof
January 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Whoever said “build it and they will cum” was a liar
January 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New year means plenty of time for screaming in public places
January 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“It’s not an echochamber because I’m right.”
-You
December 30, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Thundercat really does love his special time outside
December 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Sandwic h
December 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Where do I go to donate my pronouns?
December 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
just merge bestbuy, walmart, and home depot please
December 22, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Nothing makes me close a video faster than Youtuber voice.
December 20, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Magic the gathering should have more ferrets. There is no way Joven owns all the ferrets in the Multiverse.
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Diablo 4 is.
December 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
What are you supposed to do when you’re watching a mime in person? Just cross your arms and watch intently? Was I supposed to laugh?
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Squidward really looks like that
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Boo has worms
November 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM