Mr. Steal Your Code
@slowyourprose.bsky.social
Professional bug creator.
Wtf is this shit??? Is dignity extinct? Is shame dead? They're not even trying to pitch anymore... they're literally oinking at us.
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wtf is this shit??? Is dignity extinct? Is shame dead? They're not even trying to pitch anymore... they're literally oinking at us.
Oop... there it is 🤷🏻♂️
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oop... there it is 🤷🏻♂️
I hate this place
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I hate this place
Teams is literal spyware lol
January 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Teams is literal spyware lol
No context accidental alarm screenshot
January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No context accidental alarm screenshot
Gorgeous sunset today.
December 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Gorgeous sunset today.
Schrödinger's teams account. I am both available and away.
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Schrödinger's teams account. I am both available and away.
Wtf does this even mean
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Wtf does this even mean
Spotify wrapped...
KAYTRANADA being my top artist and Kendrick being in top 5 tracks.
Feid (and all the top songs) are only on this list because I queue a lot of latin playlists as background music lol
KAYTRANADA being my top artist and Kendrick being in top 5 tracks.
Feid (and all the top songs) are only on this list because I queue a lot of latin playlists as background music lol
December 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Spotify wrapped...
KAYTRANADA being my top artist and Kendrick being in top 5 tracks.
Feid (and all the top songs) are only on this list because I queue a lot of latin playlists as background music lol
KAYTRANADA being my top artist and Kendrick being in top 5 tracks.
Feid (and all the top songs) are only on this list because I queue a lot of latin playlists as background music lol
First, I learned the United Healthcare CEO was gunned down...
Then, I found out my job is switching to cigna...
Coincidence???
Then, I found out my job is switching to cigna...
Coincidence???
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
First, I learned the United Healthcare CEO was gunned down...
Then, I found out my job is switching to cigna...
Coincidence???
Then, I found out my job is switching to cigna...
Coincidence???
Can you tell that i NEED this coffee 🫠
December 4, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Can you tell that i NEED this coffee 🫠
The european mind cant comprehend this
December 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
The european mind cant comprehend this
The fact that X has some of the worst 2FA I've ever seen makes this option crazy as hell lol
November 25, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The fact that X has some of the worst 2FA I've ever seen makes this option crazy as hell lol
Same! That and the ken griffey jrs had me in a chokehold
November 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Same! That and the ken griffey jrs had me in a chokehold
Whys this vase more dripped out than you?
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Whys this vase more dripped out than you?
Sitting down to finally eat but then realizing you forgot something
November 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Sitting down to finally eat but then realizing you forgot something
Realizing like 🫨
November 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Realizing like 🫨
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Guess I'll just post here since its illegal on Twitter.
July 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Guess I'll just post here since its illegal on Twitter.
Its time to admit that VCs and execs are useless vampires.
June 2, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Its time to admit that VCs and execs are useless vampires.
The only acceptable commit message
May 16, 2023 at 9:49 PM
The only acceptable commit message
This guy is such a doofus
May 12, 2023 at 7:25 PM
This guy is such a doofus
For my twitter homies. This is me
May 4, 2023 at 4:19 AM
For my twitter homies. This is me