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Trish
@slowpiracy.bsky.social
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I like gay shit. Middle aged Our Flag Means Death fan. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. ACAB
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Living vicariously through my Finch in Edinburgh cosplaying merstede
Image from the Finch app. A cartoon bird (finch) is dressed in gold mermaid pants, a seashell bikini top, a pirate hat, and is holding a stick with leaves on it. The Finch is standing in front of a cartoon image of edinburgh.
August 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Stede and Ed sitting with their legs dangling off the side of the revenge. Ed reaches out to touch Stede
August 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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I don't know what makes this skirt a pirate but if you offer me a purple pirate skirt, I have to "buy" it.
An image from the Finch app of a purple skirt on a blue background. Text above the skirt says " Purchase Purple Pirate Skirt for 900 Rainbow Stone's?"
July 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Do I need to say it?
A black cat sitting on cushions amid diamond and wearing a diamond necklace (or scarf?) And diamond braclets
July 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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THIS WAS THEIR FIRST DATE
Ed and Stede gazing at each other under the moonlight
July 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I love everything about thus
OFMD Outfit You are wearing Jim's hat and Pete's vest with Fang's necklace. You are with Jeff the Accountant learning archery.
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The crossover you never knew you needed
Izzy and Lily's pitch Is this gentle milk breath
July 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Two teen girls in front of a school sign that reads, "Degrassi Junior High School." One with spikey blonde hair has her fingers in a V, the other with blonde hair with bangs has her middle finger up. Both are dressed in a 1990s punk/grunge style
July 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I'm obsessed with this outfit 😍
My Finch in a purple vest with music notes covering it, a purple cape, a blue bandan, bisexual rainbow sunglasses and holding a boom box.
July 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Well now I feel the need to share the baller poutine I had last week as a palate cleanser
Poutine: thick fries covered in big cheese curds and gravy
July 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Why did they bring a cat to the Traitors? Leave this kitty alone
A fluffy cat sitting outside on a cushion atop a pedestal. Next to the cat is Karine in a long white dress and behind her is a man in a suit and a mask. Next to Karine is a pile of "gold".
June 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Do. Not. Separate.
Ed and stede laughing together, with their feet hanging off the side of the ship
June 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A wolf
A bunny sitting in grass
June 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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He's gonna be okay though 🥹
Ed teach looking besotten at calypso's birthday
June 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I know this is a mess, but honestly it's not that much worse than if my eyes were open the whole time 😹
Poorly drawn cat face
June 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I would die for him
A screencap from the Finch app of a cartoon duck wearing a backwards cap. Below him is written "Beau the Duck hatched from the egg!"
May 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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A few months ago, I was a speaker at a transgender health policy gathering. One of the speakers, the brilliant attorney Ezra Young, said something that has become more and more relevant every passing day. To paraphrase his wisdom, he said: "At some point, each and every one of us is going to be asked to do something to further the far-right agenda. And when that question comes, we must be brave enough to decide to say no." Look around you: what have you been asked to accept? What have you accepted? What have you been asked to do? What have you done? It is never too late to decide to find a way to say no.
May 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Ed teach speech bubble from S1E7, as Stede is handing him a cup of tea. They're facing each other and looking at the cup with a timid love on their faces.
May 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I will happily read 5000000 pages of this, please, and thank you.
Your Result: domestic fluff don't listen to them, you aren't boring!! two old men (they're thirty-five) doing laundry and taxes together is peak romance, actually
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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As someone whose mom died young, Mother's day is always a little hard and awkward, but this made me cackle 😂
Nicole Byer's instagram story of a picture of her hand holding a tiny strawberry. Text overlaid says, "My harvest was pretty dead today like my mom. Happy dead Mother's Day to those who celebrate"
May 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Modern AU where Ed and Stede are doing whatever the hell this is
Screenshot from Drag Race All Stars S10E2 mini challenge, the object of the game is for the queen and a pitcrew member to roll a tennis ball up their bodies without using their hands. In this image the tennis ball is between Deja Skye's crotch and the pitcrew member's chest. Same context as previous image. In this image, the tennis ball is between Bosco's chest and the pitcrew member's (very) upper thigh. Same context as previous images. In this image, the tennis ball is between Pheonix and the pitcrew member's faces/lips (they win the game!)
May 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you 📺
Young Heath Ledger on the title card for a tv show called Roar. He's wearing chainmail, holding a sword with a medieval castle in the background.
May 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I have often thought that Taskmaster could work in the US with the right host (Nicole Byer) and assistant (Rhys Darby), but after this week's live task I cannot imagine anyone in Hollywood willing to look this ridiculous 😂
YouTube screenshot of Taskmaster Season 19, Episode 1 - "Sometimes I Spit" Matthew Baynton lying on the floor of the Taskmaster stage with his face in a pile of raisins, his mouth open as he tries to grab more raisins in his mouth, and a glass partially filled with raisins in front of him.
May 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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EARLY WARNING SIGNS OF FASCISM POWERFUL AND CONTINUING NATIONALISM DISDAIN FOR HUMAN RIGHTS IDENTIFICATION OF ENEMIES AS A UNIFYING CAUSE SUPREMACY OF THE MILITARY RAMPANT SEXISM CONTROLLED MASS MEDIA OBSESSION WITH NATIONAL SECURITY RELIGION AND GOVERNMENT INTERTWINED CORPORATE POWER PROTECTED LABOR POWER SUPPRESSED DISDAIN FOR INTELLECTUALS & THE ARTS OBSESSION WITH CRIME & PUNISHMENT RAMPANT CRONYISM & CORRUPTION FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS
April 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM