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Slow Jo
@slowjo.bsky.social
I, uh, hmmm...
Wanna see this dumpster fire in action? I stream every Friday afternoon! Stay Trashy <3
https://m.twitch.tv/Slow_Jo/home
I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm going to need everyone to calm down, and not have a cow.....🐄
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When the children have been using your Spotify account, and the algorithm has taken note.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some exceptional marketing was done for them to know exactly what my children's passions and hobbies are.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When you go to a lame Halloween event, but we're the most bawler ones there!
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Who gave my child this whistle?! What did I do to deserve this kind of cruel torture?! What layer of hell is this?!
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing brings me more joy, than people not knowing how to react when I make jokes that my parents are both dead, and I am alone 😃😆
August 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Kiddo at my child's daycare told me that this is their favorite stuffy. I don't know if it's the fact it has teeth that makes me hate it, or that all the teeth are centrals and laterals. But I hate it so much.
August 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's been a rainy summer, and it heals me a little when I stop and let the rain and wind sprinkle lil mother nature's kisses on my face. A heart shape rainbow umbrella helps too.
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Good as new!
August 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When you finally go back to work after 2 weeks holidays, and have to remind yourself how to denture.
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just popping some cherries 🍒
... No wait...
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Found someone's girlfriend. Y'all got to start taking better care of them.
May 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Burning the fuck out of bacon is a passion.
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I went to a conservatory today. Here is a picture of me and this really pretty tree.
May 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS"
Corporate Kitty reluctantly closes the deal
May 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don't know who this women is, but I need this kind of energy. I wanna be this extra. She actually waved her sleeves like some ancient robe ALLOWING a car to pass before she crossed. *Swoon* 😍😍
April 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's 3am... I'm stuffing and hiding eggs with a very sleepy and annoyed cat.
April 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Hold please
April 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's bedtime, but Child 2 brought Child 1 emergency nuggies "just in case he gets hungry later"

I might be older, but Child 2 is wiser.
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Went on a family outing to a conservatory, and it was so nice to see some lush greens ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am hilarious
April 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM