Slow Jo
@slowjo.bsky.social
I, uh, hmmm...
Wanna see this dumpster fire in action? I stream every Friday afternoon! Stay Trashy <3
https://m.twitch.tv/Slow_Jo/home
Wanna see this dumpster fire in action? I stream every Friday afternoon! Stay Trashy <3
https://m.twitch.tv/Slow_Jo/home
I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.
When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.
I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.
Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.
I'm going to need everyone to calm down, and not have a cow.....🐄
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm going to need everyone to calm down, and not have a cow.....🐄
When the children have been using your Spotify account, and the algorithm has taken note.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When the children have been using your Spotify account, and the algorithm has taken note.
Some exceptional marketing was done for them to know exactly what my children's passions and hobbies are.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Some exceptional marketing was done for them to know exactly what my children's passions and hobbies are.
When you go to a lame Halloween event, but we're the most bawler ones there!
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When you go to a lame Halloween event, but we're the most bawler ones there!
Who gave my child this whistle?! What did I do to deserve this kind of cruel torture?! What layer of hell is this?!
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Who gave my child this whistle?! What did I do to deserve this kind of cruel torture?! What layer of hell is this?!
Nothing brings me more joy, than people not knowing how to react when I make jokes that my parents are both dead, and I am alone 😃😆
August 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nothing brings me more joy, than people not knowing how to react when I make jokes that my parents are both dead, and I am alone 😃😆
Kiddo at my child's daycare told me that this is their favorite stuffy. I don't know if it's the fact it has teeth that makes me hate it, or that all the teeth are centrals and laterals. But I hate it so much.
August 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Kiddo at my child's daycare told me that this is their favorite stuffy. I don't know if it's the fact it has teeth that makes me hate it, or that all the teeth are centrals and laterals. But I hate it so much.
It's been a rainy summer, and it heals me a little when I stop and let the rain and wind sprinkle lil mother nature's kisses on my face. A heart shape rainbow umbrella helps too.
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's been a rainy summer, and it heals me a little when I stop and let the rain and wind sprinkle lil mother nature's kisses on my face. A heart shape rainbow umbrella helps too.
When you finally go back to work after 2 weeks holidays, and have to remind yourself how to denture.
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When you finally go back to work after 2 weeks holidays, and have to remind yourself how to denture.
Just popping some cherries 🍒
... No wait...
... No wait...
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just popping some cherries 🍒
... No wait...
... No wait...
Found someone's girlfriend. Y'all got to start taking better care of them.
May 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Found someone's girlfriend. Y'all got to start taking better care of them.
Burning the fuck out of bacon is a passion.
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Burning the fuck out of bacon is a passion.
I went to a conservatory today. Here is a picture of me and this really pretty tree.
May 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I went to a conservatory today. Here is a picture of me and this really pretty tree.
"BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS"
Corporate Kitty reluctantly closes the deal
Corporate Kitty reluctantly closes the deal
May 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS"
Corporate Kitty reluctantly closes the deal
Corporate Kitty reluctantly closes the deal
I don't know who this women is, but I need this kind of energy. I wanna be this extra. She actually waved her sleeves like some ancient robe ALLOWING a car to pass before she crossed. *Swoon* 😍😍
April 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don't know who this women is, but I need this kind of energy. I wanna be this extra. She actually waved her sleeves like some ancient robe ALLOWING a car to pass before she crossed. *Swoon* 😍😍
It's 3am... I'm stuffing and hiding eggs with a very sleepy and annoyed cat.
April 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It's 3am... I'm stuffing and hiding eggs with a very sleepy and annoyed cat.
It's bedtime, but Child 2 brought Child 1 emergency nuggies "just in case he gets hungry later"
I might be older, but Child 2 is wiser.
I might be older, but Child 2 is wiser.
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's bedtime, but Child 2 brought Child 1 emergency nuggies "just in case he gets hungry later"
I might be older, but Child 2 is wiser.
I might be older, but Child 2 is wiser.
Went on a family outing to a conservatory, and it was so nice to see some lush greens ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Went on a family outing to a conservatory, and it was so nice to see some lush greens ❤️
