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(had a FPL humor account at Twitter/X..)
(had a FPL humor account at Twitter/X..)
I know all the gossip😌
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I know all the gossip😌
Rubio’s so small he once fell asleep in the cat box. Took hours before the secret service found him right down at the bottom. Smelled cat piss for weeks.
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Rubio’s so small he once fell asleep in the cat box. Took hours before the secret service found him right down at the bottom. Smelled cat piss for weeks.
Yes the world would be such a better place without those two.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes the world would be such a better place without those two.
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Yankilandia be like; guns are cool they’ve never killed anyone only humans using them does. But Fentanyl that’s a weapon killing people left, right and center above any human decision making.. 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yankilandia be like; guns are cool they’ve never killed anyone only humans using them does. But Fentanyl that’s a weapon killing people left, right and center above any human decision making.. 🤣
This GW has been tricky as hell.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This GW has been tricky as hell.
Brentford needs to shut up shop! Otherwise my microbic green arrow is fked..
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Brentford needs to shut up shop! Otherwise my microbic green arrow is fked..
Nobrainer if you wanna add afc defense on top of Timber. Very, very good defender as well. No other team has those level of defenders as backup. Sick!
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nobrainer if you wanna add afc defense on top of Timber. Very, very good defender as well. No other team has those level of defenders as backup. Sick!
Yes. There's some interesting stories I'll tell you later..
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yes. There's some interesting stories I'll tell you later..
So will we see you tonight?
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So will we see you tonight?
I would even pay money for that.
October 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I would even pay money for that.
The USA is a nazi state.. don’t ever listen to a yank.
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The USA is a nazi state.. don’t ever listen to a yank.
Probably. The USA lack education and they have a very old and basic political system with a very limited level of democracy. Easy target for anyone who want’s to rule a lot of people. Also they lack any real critical medial.
Been almost a dictatorship since forever but now it just happened.
Been almost a dictatorship since forever but now it just happened.
September 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Probably. The USA lack education and they have a very old and basic political system with a very limited level of democracy. Easy target for anyone who want’s to rule a lot of people. Also they lack any real critical medial.
Been almost a dictatorship since forever but now it just happened.
Been almost a dictatorship since forever but now it just happened.
USA is just a Russian proxy
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
USA is just a Russian proxy
Why did he write it as font? Auto correct?
September 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Why did he write it as font? Auto correct?
True, I think Retegui and Kane had impressive seasons. But not worthy to win.
September 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
True, I think Retegui and Kane had impressive seasons. But not worthy to win.
So well deserved. Just that mentality.
September 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So well deserved. Just that mentality.
Usar las palabras no pero usar el cerebro a veces sí☺️ Pero no muy a menudo por desgracia..
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Usar las palabras no pero usar el cerebro a veces sí☺️ Pero no muy a menudo por desgracia..
Los rusos son una banda de gente sin Dios, sin respeto alguno. Es Alemania de Hitler pero han existo por cien de años. Maldad pura.
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Los rusos son una banda de gente sin Dios, sin respeto alguno. Es Alemania de Hitler pero han existo por cien de años. Maldad pura.
Miguel Ángel Buonarroti👌😂
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Miguel Ángel Buonarroti👌😂