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ash, 31, they/them ⚓️🦋🐚🪬🕯️🌗〰️
what a gorgeous boy 🫂
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i just want everyone to feel welcome and safe and soooo nice and joyful in my house!!!!! i want everyone to have such a good time!!!!!! i want to make everyone like me— [italics] Oh,
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in retrospect....,,,, i may be a little too Neurotic n Highly Strung for Hosting,,,
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
tbH, i wish mine was wispier...... for my inner twink 😔 i was meant to be a smooth-faced little cherub forever 😔😔😔
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
omg, yours get LAWNG,,, mine are coarse and dense but they've never gotten longer than like... maybe a cm? or three quarters??
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
also a fun new development: three of the hairs are now officially grey, almost overnight x
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
litcherally same, i have next to nothing in the middle!! it's just the Outsides, and a tiny connection underneath 😭
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
mine is so uneven too !! the left side is like. fully a goatee. and then the right's mostly just like. ehhh if u guys say so... we can have some hair... as a treat..
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my body said Oh?? An Androgen ?? One ?? Androgen ?? Guys We Have To Be Sooo Normal Abt This. He's Hot. Everyone Shut Up,,, Act Natural. and then proceeded to grow a half a beard about it x
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
it's funny cos it was so Significant that my gp sent my bloods off for hormonal testing 😭 they said i Maybe Have A Sensitivity To Androgens,,, which is so funny given i'm trans,
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the Radiating Waves Of Heat And Pain i am experiencing in the lower half of my face rn...... Owch .
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i have Battled My Demons (sofa rotting aimlessly till 3am) and come upstairs to bed w a little bowl of soup and some sourdough toast <3 i will Maybe knit for A Bit <3 i Will take my Meds <3 i Will get at least Some Sleep <3 i Will wake up Before it becomes pm <3
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the Problem, however, is that NOW my brain just wants to do Fun Stuff and knit ! and watch tv ! and read ! and make little things w felt ! and work on my halloween costume ! except it's 11 PM ! shut up, brain !
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
this is how i just found out this bit of lore and it tracks perfectly, actually....... what a strange, sad day it HAS been, mister pine
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM