Joe
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I like long walks on beaches with strawberries and peaches.
This must be a new trend because there was a massive hospital built right into our local, mostly derelict mall as well a few years ago.
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This must be a new trend because there was a massive hospital built right into our local, mostly derelict mall as well a few years ago.
No mom, Yuktobania wasn’t the aggressor in the Circum-Pacific war, that’s Osea propaganda.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No mom, Yuktobania wasn’t the aggressor in the Circum-Pacific war, that’s Osea propaganda.
Nothing can ever fucking end. In 2046 they’re going to wheel out Chris Pratt like they’re doing with Patrick Stewart right now.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nothing can ever fucking end. In 2046 they’re going to wheel out Chris Pratt like they’re doing with Patrick Stewart right now.
Astonishing that stuff like this continues to happen. Feels like it should be broadcasting 101 to always assume a mic is hot.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Astonishing that stuff like this continues to happen. Feels like it should be broadcasting 101 to always assume a mic is hot.
Reposted by Joe
Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
I tried really hard to like that game.
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I tried really hard to like that game.
I don’t think I’ve ever chalked a game up to “this is not going to be what I want it to be” as fast as this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever chalked a game up to “this is not going to be what I want it to be” as fast as this.
His real name is Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
His real name is Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.
It’s September 2029, The Phillies are tied with the Nationals for 3rd in the division. Kyle Schwarber is batting 8th in the lineup with a .186 batting average and 11 home runs. He has struck out 276 times. Bryce Harper has replaced most of his skin with tree bark.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s September 2029, The Phillies are tied with the Nationals for 3rd in the division. Kyle Schwarber is batting 8th in the lineup with a .186 batting average and 11 home runs. He has struck out 276 times. Bryce Harper has replaced most of his skin with tree bark.