Maggie's Farm
@slowdog.bsky.social
“Totalitarianism demands, in fact, the continuous alteration of the past, and in the long run probably demands a disbelief in the very existence of objective truth.” - Orwell
Making Germany great again.
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Making Germany great again.
Work will set you free.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Work will set you free.
Hunger is a helluva motivator though B.O.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hunger is a helluva motivator though B.O.
Looks like Re-Bath in a cheap motel
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Looks like Re-Bath in a cheap motel
Eggggggselenttttttt
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Eggggggselenttttttt
That guy is a nut.
Wild how someone 5000 miles away can still have horror-movie MAGA face.
Wild how someone 5000 miles away can still have horror-movie MAGA face.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That guy is a nut.
Wild how someone 5000 miles away can still have horror-movie MAGA face.
Wild how someone 5000 miles away can still have horror-movie MAGA face.
Bear in mind this is the man poking fun at old, uncoordinated chubby white people.
So agile, so athletic.
So agile, so athletic.
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bear in mind this is the man poking fun at old, uncoordinated chubby white people.
So agile, so athletic.
So agile, so athletic.
And why didn't anyone smear any poop anywhere? We all know that true patriots smear their own poop.
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
And why didn't anyone smear any poop anywhere? We all know that true patriots smear their own poop.
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
Watch any of his Ohio campaign ads from the last election and you can figure out what kind of guy he is.
Watch any of his Ohio campaign ads from the last election and you can figure out what kind of guy he is.
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
Watch any of his Ohio campaign ads from the last election and you can figure out what kind of guy he is.
Watch any of his Ohio campaign ads from the last election and you can figure out what kind of guy he is.
This is your new boss. She is a right-wing nut job.
Let us know if you need help. Send a signal here and we'll do our best.
Let us know if you need help. Send a signal here and we'll do our best.
October 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is your new boss. She is a right-wing nut job.
Let us know if you need help. Send a signal here and we'll do our best.
Let us know if you need help. Send a signal here and we'll do our best.
He's also a nut. He embraces that same Russian-American fascist aesthetic that MAGAs embrace. Reality hyper-stylized so it looks internetty. The way they present themselves mimics their relationship to reality: They want to twist it into something none of us can quite recognize anymore.
October 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's also a nut. He embraces that same Russian-American fascist aesthetic that MAGAs embrace. Reality hyper-stylized so it looks internetty. The way they present themselves mimics their relationship to reality: They want to twist it into something none of us can quite recognize anymore.
The algorithmic hyper-rage and funhouse mirror aesthetic of our screen worlds has escaped and is now twisting reality in its image. It's going to take a real disaster -- natural or of our own making -- to wake up humanity.
But it might be too late.
But it might be too late.
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The algorithmic hyper-rage and funhouse mirror aesthetic of our screen worlds has escaped and is now twisting reality in its image. It's going to take a real disaster -- natural or of our own making -- to wake up humanity.
But it might be too late.
But it might be too late.
The horror ...
The horror.
The horror.
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The horror ...
The horror.
The horror.
National guard troops restore order and sanity to wartorn Portland, Oregon, then head to Screen Door for some BOGO appetizers.
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
National guard troops restore order and sanity to wartorn Portland, Oregon, then head to Screen Door for some BOGO appetizers.
The Colossus strides upon Portland Oregon, in search of a latte and some Indy tunes.
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Colossus strides upon Portland Oregon, in search of a latte and some Indy tunes.
It's the geriatric, failing old man's version of Mar A Lago face.
The circus-clown, uncanny valley grotesqueness is the point. It's a social marker to tell people you're in the club.
The circus-clown, uncanny valley grotesqueness is the point. It's a social marker to tell people you're in the club.
September 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's the geriatric, failing old man's version of Mar A Lago face.
The circus-clown, uncanny valley grotesqueness is the point. It's a social marker to tell people you're in the club.
The circus-clown, uncanny valley grotesqueness is the point. It's a social marker to tell people you're in the club.
Reality TV loser and Trump Sec. Of Transportation Sean Duffy's wife (also a reality TV loser) at the White House wearing a tablecloth and acting like she's a high school meangirl.
I am so triggered.
I am so triggered.
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reality TV loser and Trump Sec. Of Transportation Sean Duffy's wife (also a reality TV loser) at the White House wearing a tablecloth and acting like she's a high school meangirl.
I am so triggered.
I am so triggered.
Olivia deserves some respect. She always seems to tolerate zero shit from idiots and she's done it again.
(She's also extremely talented.)
(She's also extremely talented.)
September 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Olivia deserves some respect. She always seems to tolerate zero shit from idiots and she's done it again.
(She's also extremely talented.)
(She's also extremely talented.)
Hard to swallow but true.
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hard to swallow but true.