John Barnes
@slowcookedgoose.bsky.social
Custodian of slowcookedgoose and Below The Salt @ The Splott Shamanic Graft Loft.
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Awesome set from the Pete Roth Trio at Acapella Studios this evening. Maestro Bruford is still like an atomic clock after all these years. What a fabulous venue, too.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Awesome set from the Pete Roth Trio at Acapella Studios this evening. Maestro Bruford is still like an atomic clock after all these years. What a fabulous venue, too.
Nearly there. A waxing gibbous looney, earlier.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nearly there. A waxing gibbous looney, earlier.
Don't bother, it's shite.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Don't bother, it's shite.
Parker and Penelope explore new gigs.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Parker and Penelope explore new gigs.
1989, the number another summer.
Sound of the funky drummer.
Music hitting your heart 'cause I know you got soul.
(Brothers and sisters, hey)
Listen, if you're missing y'all
Swinging while I'm singing.
Giving whatcha getting.
Knowing what I know.
Sound of the funky drummer.
Music hitting your heart 'cause I know you got soul.
(Brothers and sisters, hey)
Listen, if you're missing y'all
Swinging while I'm singing.
Giving whatcha getting.
Knowing what I know.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
1989, the number another summer.
Sound of the funky drummer.
Music hitting your heart 'cause I know you got soul.
(Brothers and sisters, hey)
Listen, if you're missing y'all
Swinging while I'm singing.
Giving whatcha getting.
Knowing what I know.
Sound of the funky drummer.
Music hitting your heart 'cause I know you got soul.
(Brothers and sisters, hey)
Listen, if you're missing y'all
Swinging while I'm singing.
Giving whatcha getting.
Knowing what I know.
A composite of some recent AI sketches.
Other than all having possibly written an op-ed for The Daily Telegraph in the last decade, I'm unsure yet as to who they are, who they represent, and how I'll use them.
While I ponder, just think, it could be worse.
Other than all having possibly written an op-ed for The Daily Telegraph in the last decade, I'm unsure yet as to who they are, who they represent, and how I'll use them.
While I ponder, just think, it could be worse.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A composite of some recent AI sketches.
Other than all having possibly written an op-ed for The Daily Telegraph in the last decade, I'm unsure yet as to who they are, who they represent, and how I'll use them.
While I ponder, just think, it could be worse.
Other than all having possibly written an op-ed for The Daily Telegraph in the last decade, I'm unsure yet as to who they are, who they represent, and how I'll use them.
While I ponder, just think, it could be worse.
An AI generator gave me this last night. The prompt was something abstruse, maybe "an octopus chasing a politician on a beach, hurling sausages at him, as a metaphor hailing the fall of neoliberalism." Where the flying Santa head comes into this, no idea. I wonder if John Lewis would be interested?
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
An AI generator gave me this last night. The prompt was something abstruse, maybe "an octopus chasing a politician on a beach, hurling sausages at him, as a metaphor hailing the fall of neoliberalism." Where the flying Santa head comes into this, no idea. I wonder if John Lewis would be interested?
Age may be an issue, but they've got him doing his shirt up tight for a neck vulva like his boss aswell now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Age may be an issue, but they've got him doing his shirt up tight for a neck vulva like his boss aswell now.
Some bloke takes a job with lots of peace & quiet to write his book. Gets a bit tetchy, but on a lighter note, the voice of Hong Kong Phooey turns up.
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Some bloke takes a job with lots of peace & quiet to write his book. Gets a bit tetchy, but on a lighter note, the voice of Hong Kong Phooey turns up.
Net gain(e)s, max laughs.
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Net gain(e)s, max laughs.
The Babylonian house god was such a pussy, I imagine he'd be running something for Trump these days.
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The Babylonian house god was such a pussy, I imagine he'd be running something for Trump these days.
Two of Posobiec's post-Weimar Antifa, a few years back.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Two of Posobiec's post-Weimar Antifa, a few years back.
This lot - "to have sex."
October 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This lot - "to have sex."
The bright blue being a Reform Ltd rosette after they climb aboard that Ark?
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The bright blue being a Reform Ltd rosette after they climb aboard that Ark?
There's a lot of it about.
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There's a lot of it about.
Happy birthday to Bryan Ferry. 80 years young today.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy birthday to Bryan Ferry. 80 years young today.
As part of our Roald Dahl season, we will be showing "Charlie and The Burner Account".
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
As part of our Roald Dahl season, we will be showing "Charlie and The Burner Account".
I think they should open the Ark of The Covenant aswell. I imagine the big G would like a word right about now.
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think they should open the Ark of The Covenant aswell. I imagine the big G would like a word right about now.
From the bloke who suggested the government should scrap the NHS to save money, it's a shame he didn't take two more exams and get N and T in those.
August 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
From the bloke who suggested the government should scrap the NHS to save money, it's a shame he didn't take two more exams and get N and T in those.
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) dir: Werner Herzog
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) dir: Werner Herzog
In similar vein, I think Musk's new Grok upgrade needs another tweak...
July 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In similar vein, I think Musk's new Grok upgrade needs another tweak...
"Beaver Close" may be confusing on first listen, for someone new to the area and waiting for warnings about speed cameras.
July 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Beaver Close" may be confusing on first listen, for someone new to the area and waiting for warnings about speed cameras.
Put it on toilet paper by all means, but never on the money she took from communities across the land.
July 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Put it on toilet paper by all means, but never on the money she took from communities across the land.
Milwaukee, July 2024.
June 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Milwaukee, July 2024.
