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I Am Sloth, hear me chew.
@slothworld.bsky.social
I follow funny people, and the occasional wooley mammoth.
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Come on people, show a Sloth some love!!
a cartoon girl with braces on her teeth and the words hello anyone there above her
ALT: a cartoon girl with braces on her teeth and the words hello anyone there above her
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Distant cousin.
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you're looking for a good book to read, just ask me. I'm a Sloth, so reading is kind of my go-to exercise. I like mysteries, what about you?
This book is on my to-read list:

www.amazon.com/Mocha-Moonli...
Mocha, Moonlight, and Murder (Book One) (Under The Moonlight 1)
Amazon.com: Mocha, Moonlight, and Murder (Book One) (Under The Moonlight 1) eBook : Kempher, MaryAnn: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I Summer in the jungle, so see enough of (see image below). I don't follow a lot of current politics.
a baby orangutan is looking at the camera with a netflix logo in the background .
ALT: a baby orangutan is looking at the camera with a netflix logo in the background .
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February 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm not interested in following accounts with avatars of half naked human women, or men for that matter. Now, if you're avatar looks like the image below, we can talk. ;)
February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Come on people, show a Sloth some love!!
a cartoon girl with braces on her teeth and the words hello anyone there above her
ALT: a cartoon girl with braces on her teeth and the words hello anyone there above her
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
See Sid? He's my cousin. Black sheep of the family, but what are ya gonna do? Am I right?
a cartoon says well if your name is on the naughty list you don t get christmas gasps
ALT: a cartoon says well if your name is on the naughty list you don t get christmas gasps
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Between climate change and ridiculously real looking AI robots--humans really must want to self-destruct.
January 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My girlfriend, Daisy. Parents don't approve, but love is love, right?
January 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Wisdom from his many years.
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Dear World,

We’re sorry.

Sincerely,

Sane, Decent Americans
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don't follow accounts with scantily clad men or women.

I'm a Sloth.

Now, accounts with scantily clad Sloths? Those I'll follow.
January 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
For a friend:

Murder isn't funny, but solving one can be.

Mocha, Moonlight, and Murder.
Amazon.
January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Jan 6, a day that will live in infamy.
January 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
From now on, nobody should write or say, Trump. Just write or say, Dummy.

I'm promise you, everyone will know exactly who you're referring to.
January 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Chia seeds make Sloths fat. 🦥

I love Chia seeds.
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm stuffed. I ate my weight in leaves today. 🍃

That's it, tomorrow--nothing but twigs.
January 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I will post this everyday for the next 4 years as a reminder that Jan 6th was a day of insurrection.
January 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@donaldjtrump224.bsky.social
Won't follow an account with thst guys face. Enough ugly in the world
January 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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WATCH: MEMPHIS’ own Theryn Bond tries to set Former Rep. Jack Kingston straight on NEWSMAX, as they continue to insist the New Orleans attack is a border/immigration issue despite the facts 👇🏽
January 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Elon Musk: We can't find educated people within the US.

Also Elon Musk, and his ilk: a degree is overrated and/or unnecessary and/or a plot to warp young minds to a Woke agenda.

Or all of the above.

Idiots.

So glad I'm a Sloth. Humans! Am I right? Jeez.
January 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM