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@slothpotatomash.bsky.social
Tech working, bbq eating, whiskey drinking, bike riding, tory hating, partying Rodney-style, mid-life crisis having, person.
Weird thing about living in an ever changing city - sometimes something changes & you miss it happening, then don’t experience it for years later, but when you do it just works and was like it was always there as it is now.
Case in point 2 weeks ago was London Bridge station.
Case in point 2 weeks ago was London Bridge station.
October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weird thing about living in an ever changing city - sometimes something changes & you miss it happening, then don’t experience it for years later, but when you do it just works and was like it was always there as it is now.
Case in point 2 weeks ago was London Bridge station.
Case in point 2 weeks ago was London Bridge station.
I’m will never tire of people being confused that I’m from the UK.
Tonight I’ve had an American think I was Australian, a Filipino think I was American and a Brazilian ask me if I was Portuguese?!?!?
Unlocking whole new levels of mid-Atlantic over here.
Tonight I’ve had an American think I was Australian, a Filipino think I was American and a Brazilian ask me if I was Portuguese?!?!?
Unlocking whole new levels of mid-Atlantic over here.
October 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m will never tire of people being confused that I’m from the UK.
Tonight I’ve had an American think I was Australian, a Filipino think I was American and a Brazilian ask me if I was Portuguese?!?!?
Unlocking whole new levels of mid-Atlantic over here.
Tonight I’ve had an American think I was Australian, a Filipino think I was American and a Brazilian ask me if I was Portuguese?!?!?
Unlocking whole new levels of mid-Atlantic over here.
Alright room service and the rooftop bar both get a 10/10 so far.
Like I used to be weirdly scared of ordering room service - mostly because of the prices, but holy shit getting a steak delivered to your bed?
This shot makes me I understand why celebrities lived and died in hotels back in the day.
Like I used to be weirdly scared of ordering room service - mostly because of the prices, but holy shit getting a steak delivered to your bed?
This shot makes me I understand why celebrities lived and died in hotels back in the day.
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Alright room service and the rooftop bar both get a 10/10 so far.
Like I used to be weirdly scared of ordering room service - mostly because of the prices, but holy shit getting a steak delivered to your bed?
This shot makes me I understand why celebrities lived and died in hotels back in the day.
Like I used to be weirdly scared of ordering room service - mostly because of the prices, but holy shit getting a steak delivered to your bed?
This shot makes me I understand why celebrities lived and died in hotels back in the day.
Decided not to fly home this weekend because I’m away again next week anyway.
Expectation: Exploring cool bars and roaming the city…
Reality: Bed rot and room service.
Honestly not mad about it. I needed this.
Expectation: Exploring cool bars and roaming the city…
Reality: Bed rot and room service.
Honestly not mad about it. I needed this.
October 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Decided not to fly home this weekend because I’m away again next week anyway.
Expectation: Exploring cool bars and roaming the city…
Reality: Bed rot and room service.
Honestly not mad about it. I needed this.
Expectation: Exploring cool bars and roaming the city…
Reality: Bed rot and room service.
Honestly not mad about it. I needed this.
Am I the the only weirdo who immediately forgets which hotel room I’m in & just remembers by its location on whatever floor I’m on?
Bartender asked if I wanted to charge to my room & I’m like my guy, if I could remember what that was, sure. Took 3 guesses for us to find it. Been here 3 days…
Bartender asked if I wanted to charge to my room & I’m like my guy, if I could remember what that was, sure. Took 3 guesses for us to find it. Been here 3 days…
October 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Am I the the only weirdo who immediately forgets which hotel room I’m in & just remembers by its location on whatever floor I’m on?
Bartender asked if I wanted to charge to my room & I’m like my guy, if I could remember what that was, sure. Took 3 guesses for us to find it. Been here 3 days…
Bartender asked if I wanted to charge to my room & I’m like my guy, if I could remember what that was, sure. Took 3 guesses for us to find it. Been here 3 days…
Came back to the room just in time to catch the sunset out of these weird-ass windows.
October 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Came back to the room just in time to catch the sunset out of these weird-ass windows.
Filled bottle with carbonated water, popped it in the side pocket of my bag, went to grab suitcase, came back to a catastrophic failure of the bottle, a soaked backpack and laptop.
Happy Monday, y’all. 🤦🏽♂️
Happy Monday, y’all. 🤦🏽♂️
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Filled bottle with carbonated water, popped it in the side pocket of my bag, went to grab suitcase, came back to a catastrophic failure of the bottle, a soaked backpack and laptop.
Happy Monday, y’all. 🤦🏽♂️
Happy Monday, y’all. 🤦🏽♂️
Another headline for the 'didn't have that on my 2025 bingo card' list
Police put two day dispersal order in place over horse and trap racing on A127
The order was put in place at 11am today (Sunday September 28) and will run until 11am on Tuesday (September 30)
www.echo-news.co.uk
September 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Another headline for the 'didn't have that on my 2025 bingo card' list
Oh great, it's spider season again.
On the plus side, I didn't know I could still move that fast in my old age. That big bastard scuttling across the floor was like a shot of adrenaline that's gonna keep me up half the night now...
On the plus side, I didn't know I could still move that fast in my old age. That big bastard scuttling across the floor was like a shot of adrenaline that's gonna keep me up half the night now...
September 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh great, it's spider season again.
On the plus side, I didn't know I could still move that fast in my old age. That big bastard scuttling across the floor was like a shot of adrenaline that's gonna keep me up half the night now...
On the plus side, I didn't know I could still move that fast in my old age. That big bastard scuttling across the floor was like a shot of adrenaline that's gonna keep me up half the night now...
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I never thought the leopards would shoot MY neck
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I never thought the leopards would shoot MY neck
I swear the more batshit-racist immigrant-hating headlines I've read over the last few weeks the deeper this dumb Zack Fox track embeds itself in to my brain.
September 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I swear the more batshit-racist immigrant-hating headlines I've read over the last few weeks the deeper this dumb Zack Fox track embeds itself in to my brain.
Bought some ‘chino’ jeans online, they arrived and they look like this:
April 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bought some ‘chino’ jeans online, they arrived and they look like this:
London property prices tumbling at highest sustained rate since Covid.
2 bed flats in Zone 2 ~£125k off peak down to £500k mark, adjusted for inflation that’s zero real terms price growth since 2009.
If you bought at the 2014 peak you’d have ‘lost’ ~£200k in real terms.
And they’re still falling. 👀
2 bed flats in Zone 2 ~£125k off peak down to £500k mark, adjusted for inflation that’s zero real terms price growth since 2009.
If you bought at the 2014 peak you’d have ‘lost’ ~£200k in real terms.
And they’re still falling. 👀
March 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
London property prices tumbling at highest sustained rate since Covid.
2 bed flats in Zone 2 ~£125k off peak down to £500k mark, adjusted for inflation that’s zero real terms price growth since 2009.
If you bought at the 2014 peak you’d have ‘lost’ ~£200k in real terms.
And they’re still falling. 👀
2 bed flats in Zone 2 ~£125k off peak down to £500k mark, adjusted for inflation that’s zero real terms price growth since 2009.
If you bought at the 2014 peak you’d have ‘lost’ ~£200k in real terms.
And they’re still falling. 👀
October ‘24: “I should probably lose a bit of weight, maybe eat healthier and exercise a bit, nothing too extreme”
March ‘25: “Yes I should definitely buy that 1.5kg tub of ‘Unicorn Piss’ flavoured protein powder, its essential for my macros”
March ‘25: “Yes I should definitely buy that 1.5kg tub of ‘Unicorn Piss’ flavoured protein powder, its essential for my macros”
March 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
October ‘24: “I should probably lose a bit of weight, maybe eat healthier and exercise a bit, nothing too extreme”
March ‘25: “Yes I should definitely buy that 1.5kg tub of ‘Unicorn Piss’ flavoured protein powder, its essential for my macros”
March ‘25: “Yes I should definitely buy that 1.5kg tub of ‘Unicorn Piss’ flavoured protein powder, its essential for my macros”
Remembering that time I offered to help a new neighbour put up a gazebo, then declined her offer to return the favour by coming to cleanse my house with sage or some shit.
Which then turned in to her telling me she wasn’t coming on to me every time we bumped in to each other until she moved out.
Which then turned in to her telling me she wasn’t coming on to me every time we bumped in to each other until she moved out.
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Remembering that time I offered to help a new neighbour put up a gazebo, then declined her offer to return the favour by coming to cleanse my house with sage or some shit.
Which then turned in to her telling me she wasn’t coming on to me every time we bumped in to each other until she moved out.
Which then turned in to her telling me she wasn’t coming on to me every time we bumped in to each other until she moved out.
Car insurance renewal quote came in lower than last year for the first time in 5 years! £300 a year cheaper! About bloody time.
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Car insurance renewal quote came in lower than last year for the first time in 5 years! £300 a year cheaper! About bloody time.
Well that’s an easy yes to a new app.
Bluesky-based Instagram alternative Flashes launches publicly
Bluesky-based Instagram alternative Flashes launches publicly
Instagram alternative Flashes publicly launched its Bluesky-based photo-sharing app on the App Store this week, gaining nearly 30,000 downloads in its first 24 hours. The app offers a classic Instagram-like experience, allowing users to upload up to four…
tcrn.ch
March 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well that’s an easy yes to a new app.
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Good morning from a chilly Silverstone!
#atlassianwilliamsracing
#atlassianwilliamsracing
February 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Good morning from a chilly Silverstone!
#atlassianwilliamsracing
#atlassianwilliamsracing
Nothing like 7 hours on the M25 to ruin your Monday.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nothing like 7 hours on the M25 to ruin your Monday.
Boy is my jet lagged ass regretting scheduling an all day meeting a 2.5hr drive away this morning, after only arriving back home from the west coast USA on Saturday afternoon. 😭
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Boy is my jet lagged ass regretting scheduling an all day meeting a 2.5hr drive away this morning, after only arriving back home from the west coast USA on Saturday afternoon. 😭
Downtown Charlotte looking extremely evil villain’s lair tonight from the airport.
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Downtown Charlotte looking extremely evil villain’s lair tonight from the airport.
I’m sure this is totally nothing to worry about.
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m sure this is totally nothing to worry about.
Why is San Francisco still dead?
I figured it’d be back by now after Covid but it’s still empty.
Why is the Tonga room closed half the week?
Where is everyone?
I figured it’d be back by now after Covid but it’s still empty.
Why is the Tonga room closed half the week?
Where is everyone?
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why is San Francisco still dead?
I figured it’d be back by now after Covid but it’s still empty.
Why is the Tonga room closed half the week?
Where is everyone?
I figured it’d be back by now after Covid but it’s still empty.
Why is the Tonga room closed half the week?
Where is everyone?
If you see this, reskeet with the top 2 places you absolutely fucking hate with a passion:
1) Heathrow Terminal 4 - 5th circle of hell, the one with the shit restaurants.
2) Barking & Dagenham - all of it, frankly I’d welcome a Russian nuke if it lands here.
1) Heathrow Terminal 4 - 5th circle of hell, the one with the shit restaurants.
2) Barking & Dagenham - all of it, frankly I’d welcome a Russian nuke if it lands here.
If you see this, rebloot with the top 2 places you absolutely fucking hate with a passion
1) Canary Wharf - soulless labyrinth fail
2) Euston Station - every “upgrade” makes it worse
1) Canary Wharf - soulless labyrinth fail
2) Euston Station - every “upgrade” makes it worse
Is you see this, rebloot with the top 2 places you absolutely fucking hate with a passion
1) (Any) UK post office
2) Gatwick Airport
1) (Any) UK post office
2) Gatwick Airport
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you see this, reskeet with the top 2 places you absolutely fucking hate with a passion:
1) Heathrow Terminal 4 - 5th circle of hell, the one with the shit restaurants.
2) Barking & Dagenham - all of it, frankly I’d welcome a Russian nuke if it lands here.
1) Heathrow Terminal 4 - 5th circle of hell, the one with the shit restaurants.
2) Barking & Dagenham - all of it, frankly I’d welcome a Russian nuke if it lands here.