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@slothfulsheep.bsky.social
❝ Lie down and just... Don't do anything. ❞ | #HazbinHotelRP | #HelluvaBossRP | #MVRP
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|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Fuck it we ball.
|💤| Okay, time to get the flip started the only way I know how.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
|💤| Okay, time to get the flip started the only way I know how.
❝ Why not relax?
A little break never hurt anyone.~ ❞
[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]
A little break never hurt anyone.~ ❞
[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
❝ Why not relax?
A little break never hurt anyone.~ ❞
[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]
A little break never hurt anyone.~ ❞
[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]
|🌟| Totally not Bluesky telling me to go follow myself.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
|🌟| Totally not Bluesky telling me to go follow myself.
❝ Just don't go saying something stupidly cheesy, please? I already get enough shallow compliments from lonely, deranged fans... ❞
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
❝ Just don't go saying something stupidly cheesy, please? I already get enough shallow compliments from lonely, deranged fans... ❞
❝ Uh... You're staring an awful lot.
There something on my face or is something else wrong? ❞
There something on my face or is something else wrong? ❞
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
❝ Uh... You're staring an awful lot.
There something on my face or is something else wrong? ❞
There something on my face or is something else wrong? ❞
❝ I'm sorry, there's a movie just called "Blue" and another called "Orange" and people... Fight over whether or not to watch it? ❞
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
❝ I'm sorry, there's a movie just called "Blue" and another called "Orange" and people... Fight over whether or not to watch it? ❞
❝ Mr. Vox, /please/! I-I can handle what I'm doing, I swear! ❞
Lana's right hand begins shaking a little. Whether it was withdrawal kicking in or just her nerves getting to her, it was hard to tell. Probably both...
❝ D-Don't take them away from me... I-I n-need them. I can handle the work... ❞
Lana's right hand begins shaking a little. Whether it was withdrawal kicking in or just her nerves getting to her, it was hard to tell. Probably both...
❝ D-Don't take them away from me... I-I n-need them. I can handle the work... ❞
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
❝ Mr. Vox, /please/! I-I can handle what I'm doing, I swear! ❞
Lana's right hand begins shaking a little. Whether it was withdrawal kicking in or just her nerves getting to her, it was hard to tell. Probably both...
❝ D-Don't take them away from me... I-I n-need them. I can handle the work... ❞
Lana's right hand begins shaking a little. Whether it was withdrawal kicking in or just her nerves getting to her, it was hard to tell. Probably both...
❝ D-Don't take them away from me... I-I n-need them. I can handle the work... ❞
Her eyes light up as she saw the bright colors of a mortal world again. It had been a few years, but she never stopped missing it for one reason or another.
❝ Is /that/ a castle, a temple? It's so rustic and /gorgeous/! ❞
❝ Is /that/ a castle, a temple? It's so rustic and /gorgeous/! ❞
November 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Her eyes light up as she saw the bright colors of a mortal world again. It had been a few years, but she never stopped missing it for one reason or another.
❝ Is /that/ a castle, a temple? It's so rustic and /gorgeous/! ❞
❝ Is /that/ a castle, a temple? It's so rustic and /gorgeous/! ❞
❝ It's more than just the withdrawals, Sir, I... I don't feel like myself unless I'm high on /something/ or drunk or... ❞
She shakes her head.
❝ I can still perform even with all of that. A-Angel Dust does drugs and booze all the time and he's perfectly fine, right? A bit rebellious, but still! ❞
She shakes her head.
❝ I can still perform even with all of that. A-Angel Dust does drugs and booze all the time and he's perfectly fine, right? A bit rebellious, but still! ❞
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
❝ It's more than just the withdrawals, Sir, I... I don't feel like myself unless I'm high on /something/ or drunk or... ❞
She shakes her head.
❝ I can still perform even with all of that. A-Angel Dust does drugs and booze all the time and he's perfectly fine, right? A bit rebellious, but still! ❞
She shakes her head.
❝ I can still perform even with all of that. A-Angel Dust does drugs and booze all the time and he's perfectly fine, right? A bit rebellious, but still! ❞
❝ N-NO, d-don't do that, please! ❞
She was addicted, only taking her off of it would result in withdrawal symptoms that would fuck her up royally. She falls from her chair, crawling to the side of Vox's desk on her hands and knees.
❝ I-I'll do a-anything, Mr. Vox, please, I'm begging you! ❞
She was addicted, only taking her off of it would result in withdrawal symptoms that would fuck her up royally. She falls from her chair, crawling to the side of Vox's desk on her hands and knees.
❝ I-I'll do a-anything, Mr. Vox, please, I'm begging you! ❞
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
❝ N-NO, d-don't do that, please! ❞
She was addicted, only taking her off of it would result in withdrawal symptoms that would fuck her up royally. She falls from her chair, crawling to the side of Vox's desk on her hands and knees.
❝ I-I'll do a-anything, Mr. Vox, please, I'm begging you! ❞
She was addicted, only taking her off of it would result in withdrawal symptoms that would fuck her up royally. She falls from her chair, crawling to the side of Vox's desk on her hands and knees.
❝ I-I'll do a-anything, Mr. Vox, please, I'm begging you! ❞
❝ If it weren't for my whole, "eternal damnation" situation, I'd probably want to attend one, just to see how good /the/ Emily is at hosting parties, but y'know... ❞
Was she buttering her up? Yes.
❝ I'm sure you're great though, especially if you're as gracious as you're being to me right now.~ ❞
Was she buttering her up? Yes.
❝ I'm sure you're great though, especially if you're as gracious as you're being to me right now.~ ❞
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
❝ If it weren't for my whole, "eternal damnation" situation, I'd probably want to attend one, just to see how good /the/ Emily is at hosting parties, but y'know... ❞
Was she buttering her up? Yes.
❝ I'm sure you're great though, especially if you're as gracious as you're being to me right now.~ ❞
Was she buttering her up? Yes.
❝ I'm sure you're great though, especially if you're as gracious as you're being to me right now.~ ❞
❝ I have to have /that/ as my costar? Ugh...
I-I mean, uh... I-I can work with this, yeah... ❞
I-I mean, uh... I-I can work with this, yeah... ❞
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
❝ I have to have /that/ as my costar? Ugh...
I-I mean, uh... I-I can work with this, yeah... ❞
I-I mean, uh... I-I can work with this, yeah... ❞
Lana was in her room, staring into the mirror with a vacant expression. Each minor imperfection, each crease, each wrinkle... It made her blood boil.
❝ All these people wanting me for all of... /This/.
Do they even know what goes on behind all the makeup, the "mask?"
It can't be my personality. ❞
❝ All these people wanting me for all of... /This/.
Do they even know what goes on behind all the makeup, the "mask?"
It can't be my personality. ❞
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Lana was in her room, staring into the mirror with a vacant expression. Each minor imperfection, each crease, each wrinkle... It made her blood boil.
❝ All these people wanting me for all of... /This/.
Do they even know what goes on behind all the makeup, the "mask?"
It can't be my personality. ❞
❝ All these people wanting me for all of... /This/.
Do they even know what goes on behind all the makeup, the "mask?"
It can't be my personality. ❞
❝ Wooooow, your favorite? Do you even known your own ladder~? ❞
That pun was horrible, but... Whatever it takes to try and get out of the pinned position, right?
That pun was horrible, but... Whatever it takes to try and get out of the pinned position, right?
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
❝ Wooooow, your favorite? Do you even known your own ladder~? ❞
That pun was horrible, but... Whatever it takes to try and get out of the pinned position, right?
That pun was horrible, but... Whatever it takes to try and get out of the pinned position, right?
|🌟| Let's see you steal this, Guardian Fuck. /aff /j
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
|🌟| Let's see you steal this, Guardian Fuck. /aff /j
❝ I'm sorry, I'm supposed to star in /what/ tomorrow? N-Not that I'm complaining, but...
I just didn't expect to star in a shoot so... Focused on /that/ so early into my career. ❞
I just didn't expect to star in a shoot so... Focused on /that/ so early into my career. ❞
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
❝ I'm sorry, I'm supposed to star in /what/ tomorrow? N-Not that I'm complaining, but...
I just didn't expect to star in a shoot so... Focused on /that/ so early into my career. ❞
I just didn't expect to star in a shoot so... Focused on /that/ so early into my career. ❞
❝ Back hurts... Need a massage...
Anyone willing to do a girl a solid? ❞
Anyone willing to do a girl a solid? ❞
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
❝ Back hurts... Need a massage...
Anyone willing to do a girl a solid? ❞
Anyone willing to do a girl a solid? ❞
<<< not very kosher in Heaven, is it? ❞
Clearing her throat, Lana looks away with an awkward expression on her face.
❝ So... What is Heaven like? What do /you/ do for work? ❞
Clearing her throat, Lana looks away with an awkward expression on her face.
❝ So... What is Heaven like? What do /you/ do for work? ❞
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
<<< not very kosher in Heaven, is it? ❞
Clearing her throat, Lana looks away with an awkward expression on her face.
❝ So... What is Heaven like? What do /you/ do for work? ❞
Clearing her throat, Lana looks away with an awkward expression on her face.
❝ So... What is Heaven like? What do /you/ do for work? ❞
Lana couldn't help but chuckle at the usual sounds that Hell is known for.
❝ Heaven must be a pretty quiet, peaceful place if this is surprising to you. Massive fires are usually reserved for arson. That or dumpster fires. Or dumpster fires caused by arson...
Y-You get the idea, I'm sure. ❞
❝ Heaven must be a pretty quiet, peaceful place if this is surprising to you. Massive fires are usually reserved for arson. That or dumpster fires. Or dumpster fires caused by arson...
Y-You get the idea, I'm sure. ❞
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lana couldn't help but chuckle at the usual sounds that Hell is known for.
❝ Heaven must be a pretty quiet, peaceful place if this is surprising to you. Massive fires are usually reserved for arson. That or dumpster fires. Or dumpster fires caused by arson...
Y-You get the idea, I'm sure. ❞
❝ Heaven must be a pretty quiet, peaceful place if this is surprising to you. Massive fires are usually reserved for arson. That or dumpster fires. Or dumpster fires caused by arson...
Y-You get the idea, I'm sure. ❞