Matthew Crory
@slotheroux.bsky.social
sluggish, long-clawed tree dweller
in belfast when we use titantic we're referring to a ship that "was fine when it left here"
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
in belfast when we use titantic we're referring to a ship that "was fine when it left here"
i imagine if he and everyone in his community were having their shit stolen en mass while the planet cooked they wouldn't describe being against it as "reactionary instinct"
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i imagine if he and everyone in his community were having their shit stolen en mass while the planet cooked they wouldn't describe being against it as "reactionary instinct"
hey captain i saw this video of infinite, recursive opening hands that I'm pretty sure is real, can you confirm
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
hey captain i saw this video of infinite, recursive opening hands that I'm pretty sure is real, can you confirm
Once anything reaches peak hype saturation it's no longer a something people discover and go hey that was good, it's art that has to prove to everyone it deserves its acclaim, and you can't always satisfy something that exists in hype form in someone's head before they experience it
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Once anything reaches peak hype saturation it's no longer a something people discover and go hey that was good, it's art that has to prove to everyone it deserves its acclaim, and you can't always satisfy something that exists in hype form in someone's head before they experience it
I like lists for just getting recommendations but the inevitable "how dare you omit/include game I enjoyed/disliked" comments roll my eyes back so hard I get a concussion
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I like lists for just getting recommendations but the inevitable "how dare you omit/include game I enjoyed/disliked" comments roll my eyes back so hard I get a concussion
I was just going to write something about this, who uses this terrifying feature
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was just going to write something about this, who uses this terrifying feature
the only reason anyone would differentiate from me, the correct opinion haver, is to make me mad
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the only reason anyone would differentiate from me, the correct opinion haver, is to make me mad
he might be able to fly a plane but has he read all of berserk?
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
he might be able to fly a plane but has he read all of berserk?
reminds me that the cobblestones outside sorcerous sundries in bg1 are in fact coffee beans
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
reminds me that the cobblestones outside sorcerous sundries in bg1 are in fact coffee beans
as a kid i got a pair of bright red trainers and when i got to the youth club a bunch of lads crowded round rubbing their hands like "jaysus its cold, good thing you wore those"
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
as a kid i got a pair of bright red trainers and when i got to the youth club a bunch of lads crowded round rubbing their hands like "jaysus its cold, good thing you wore those"
It's the end of the world until tiny-plastic-thing is found, down the side of a cushion she was sitting beside 5 mins ago
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It's the end of the world until tiny-plastic-thing is found, down the side of a cushion she was sitting beside 5 mins ago
why does santa have the same pained rictus as the main character from disco elysium
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
why does santa have the same pained rictus as the main character from disco elysium
it is mad the career nathan fielder has had
September 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
it is mad the career nathan fielder has had
you did this before and i asked you what you wanted from the shop and you said pastrami and i'd never had pastrami, some time later i see it in the shop and i got it and it was delicious, by coincidence i bought some today! so my question is how does it feel to be a food influencer
August 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
you did this before and i asked you what you wanted from the shop and you said pastrami and i'd never had pastrami, some time later i see it in the shop and i got it and it was delicious, by coincidence i bought some today! so my question is how does it feel to be a food influencer
A bit much
(This is for the band extreme)
(This is for the band extreme)
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A bit much
(This is for the band extreme)
(This is for the band extreme)
My brother was on an ultimate frisbee team in uni where he was the fury and another guy was the rage, so I'm just gonna go ahead and assume these guys love ultimate frisbee too
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My brother was on an ultimate frisbee team in uni where he was the fury and another guy was the rage, so I'm just gonna go ahead and assume these guys love ultimate frisbee too
I had a recent, fairly brief obsession with water pistols of all things, it was weird even to me and idly musing on it I recalled as a child pouring over pages of super soakers in the argos catalogue for an entire Christmas season and never actually getting one, so yeah this really resonated with me
July 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I had a recent, fairly brief obsession with water pistols of all things, it was weird even to me and idly musing on it I recalled as a child pouring over pages of super soakers in the argos catalogue for an entire Christmas season and never actually getting one, so yeah this really resonated with me
i just put together a flat-pack sideboard that was so frustrating to finish that it radicalized me far right (i will be far left again once i have dinner). to my knowledge no-one is looking at the far-right flat-pack furniture pipeline
July 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i just put together a flat-pack sideboard that was so frustrating to finish that it radicalized me far right (i will be far left again once i have dinner). to my knowledge no-one is looking at the far-right flat-pack furniture pipeline
On the ground, in the street, hear the sound of pounding feet! For my money the best pigeon based crime caper ever
July 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
On the ground, in the street, hear the sound of pounding feet! For my money the best pigeon based crime caper ever
I attempted to play through all the ff games a few years ago and ff9 was the first in the whole series I had to force myself to finish, I played it at release and loved it back then, all the elements are there! Not sure what it is about it
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I attempted to play through all the ff games a few years ago and ff9 was the first in the whole series I had to force myself to finish, I played it at release and loved it back then, all the elements are there! Not sure what it is about it
i was gonna have a delicious meal but why bother when i can read a description of what it tastes like, saved myself so much time
June 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i was gonna have a delicious meal but why bother when i can read a description of what it tastes like, saved myself so much time
for sure, otherwise the perfect comeback to something someone said to me about 15 years ago would be wasted
June 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
for sure, otherwise the perfect comeback to something someone said to me about 15 years ago would be wasted
"please read my lone wolf and cub books, they're the greatest thing ever made, you'll get it"
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
June 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"please read my lone wolf and cub books, they're the greatest thing ever made, you'll get it"
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)