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Sloth (he/him)
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PMD writer, eventual romhacker/mod dev. current project: writing a story about outlaws! machinist irl, also playing other games. ARPGs that aren't named Diablo 4 are cool!

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nice #pathofexile
sloth_IMP_DOOM_AT_HOME (Hierophant) is now level 69
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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(this post, as with all my posts, are best viewed on mastodon. here's how it's supposed to look.)
the above post, but "snorlax" in the body is replaced with a snorlax emoji
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Went thrifting with my sibling today and found official #pokemon merch for 75% off retail :snorlax:
50 ounce Snorlax mug. Its mouth is open and extends inside the mug.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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youtube recommendation
youtube recommendation for the bee movie
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Played some Bolt Action with the boys tonight! We got fog of war, so the reserve deployments were very funny 🇺🇸 #wargaming
An American tank named "Kat Killer" positioned directly behind a broken German tank with a pin marker. The American tank is firing. An American soldier taking cover behind some sandbags. There is a vehicle on fire on the other side of the sandbags. A platoon of American soldiers hiding inside a ruined church. There is an open top German vehicle visible through the window.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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CW: re: Visions of Eternity

OPENLY GAY NPC LOCATED HELL YEAH

i really love how subtle and realistic queer characters are written in this game
Screenshot of Bouncer Begbie, a large muscular Norn with a bald head and full beard
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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CW: Visions of Eternity

🖼
Dialogue option reading "I hate computers. Just let me hit something!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Finally got all of the basil out of the ground. The last harvest yielded 6 cups of fresh basil leaves, so I used my leftover pesto ingredients and made another batch for the freezer. 🍽️

#food #garden #cooking
A food processor filled about 80% with pesto. Pesto loaded into two light blue silicone ice cube trays, sitting in a freezer drawer
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I would like to introduce you to Ass Tomato.

It will die tonight in a pasta sauce. Enjoy it while you can. 🍽️

#food #garden #Cooking
A large red tomato that looks like a butt
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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YOU CAN'T STOP ME

#GuildWars2
A fiery asura sitting in a chair labeled "Reserved for Stoic Alder"
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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my friend gambled hard during festival of the four winds. he sent me this to explain his decisions

#GuildWars2
skeleton lifting a bench press weight on its back. meme text reads: "my body is a machine that turns 10,500 quartz crystals into 400 charged quartz crystals"
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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finally managed to sneak into a JW convergence cm full clear to get the last of my mastery points

goodbye bears, see you once a week maybe

#GuildWars2
screenshot of Guild Wars 2 mastery point menu. all 633 points are earned and allocated.
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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My aunt has three mischevious cats and one blur

#dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #dogs #cats
A blurry Jack Russel terrier and a black & white cat on a grey couch
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Merlin has rejected your good morning and elects to sleep in

#dogs #dogsofmastodon
A white-sable English Shepherd lying on its back upon a brown couch
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Tomato harvest has been happening, so I have a lot of green and orange tomatoes to use up! I'm putting some of them into a pasta sauce tonight. 🍽️ #food #cooking #garden
Yellow-orange pasta sauce with ground beef, shredded zucchini, and shredded carrots Green and yellow tomatoes in a wicker basket
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Running 1/8" G10 in the shop today. It's super hard phenolic resin, kinda plasticy.

We have to run the part super slow to avoid the part lifting itself out of the clamps, so that means a nice long break for me :D (15 in/min at a plunge of 0.048") #CNCMachinist
A quarter inch endmill machining a sheet of green plastic inside a vertical mill
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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haven't really found a helmet that looks good yet, so i chose to go Full Horn on my engi and give him welding goggles instead
closeup of a charr player character in Guild Wars 2. large horns curl down in front of its mouth. the charr is wearing goggles.
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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#pokemon #mysterydungeon #deltarune
Top text: The guildmaster will say "Yoom," and then "Tah" Wigglytuff sprite from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky rendered as a Deltarune prophecy. The sprite is pink monochrome and distorted, with an abstract background behind it.
October 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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redid my obs layout! i think it looks nice

it used to be WAY more complicated, but in recent years i've been leaning towards a more minimalist setup. no alerts, no sfx. just the bare minimum and some nice art blocking the chatbox
Screenshot of Guild Wars 2, captured from OBS. Art of a sylvari reaper with a flesh golem and blood fiend is blocking the chatbox, with the text "SlothPowah.1072" overlaid.
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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lmao
Alonso Radio Engineer: "34 to go" Alonso: "If you speak to me every lap, I will disconnect the radio"
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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good morning
A hammer handle crudely duct taped to an old Nokia cell phone
October 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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ok yeah i've really been putting off the reinstall. once all my stuff is copied back to the main drive, i'm gonna get skytemple reinstalled.

then we go sicko mode.
KDE file copy toast notification. 121,487 of 338,831 files being copied to Documents
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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And mealprep for this week is done. Half the pesto got portioned out into freezer cubes, half went into some creamy pasta sauce :) 🍽️

#cooking #food
Fresh basil leaves in a bowl, outside on a lawn Pesto in a food processor cup. Some of it looks scooped out. A creamy sauce simmering in a high-sided skillet. Pesto and red pepper flakes are visible in the sauce. Penne pasta in a bowl with creamy pesto sauce.
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Cut down another basil plant today :D #food #garden
Mostly picked basil plant stalks on a grassy lawn A bowl of picked, stemless basil leaves in a bowl sitting on a grassy lawn
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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PROTOMEN ACT 3!!!!!!!!!!

IT HAS BEEN SIXTEEN (16) YEARS

https://protomen.com/news/2025/10/03/act-iii-when/ #Music #megaman
Album cover for The Protomen Act 3 - This City Made Us. A person with long brown hair looks towards the horizon from the top of a skyscraper in a neon-soaked futuristic city. In the distance is a white laser piercing the clouds and landing in a cluster of mountains.
October 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM