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He seems a mild-mannered office clerk at Border Patrol's Midland office.
But he's also a millenarian cultist browsing for women of prime breeding age in the database of drivers' licenses newly authorized by OBBBA.
THE TEXES STATES, watch out for this guy. He's worse than overpriced car insurance.
But he's also a millenarian cultist browsing for women of prime breeding age in the database of drivers' licenses newly authorized by OBBBA.
THE TEXES STATES, watch out for this guy. He's worse than overpriced car insurance.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
He seems a mild-mannered office clerk at Border Patrol's Midland office.
But he's also a millenarian cultist browsing for women of prime breeding age in the database of drivers' licenses newly authorized by OBBBA.
THE TEXES STATES, watch out for this guy. He's worse than overpriced car insurance.
But he's also a millenarian cultist browsing for women of prime breeding age in the database of drivers' licenses newly authorized by OBBBA.
THE TEXES STATES, watch out for this guy. He's worse than overpriced car insurance.
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Jesus wants you to hate meal time.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Jesus wants you to hate meal time.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
Jesus wants you to hate meal time.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Jesus wants you to hate meal time.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.
Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.
This is how Midjourney thinks a 43-year-old man looks on his birthday.
What's even better is that the ad links to a personal blog... 🧵
What's even better is that the ad links to a personal blog... 🧵
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is how Midjourney thinks a 43-year-old man looks on his birthday.
What's even better is that the ad links to a personal blog... 🧵
What's even better is that the ad links to a personal blog... 🧵
This one is gross and also insane.
✅ Freakish dust mites of unusual size and random numbers of legs
✅ Bizarre human anatomy. What is her head shaped like? Where does that neck attach?
✅ Ew!
Grade: A-.
Now I'm scratching my (normal, human) neck compulsively.
✅ Freakish dust mites of unusual size and random numbers of legs
✅ Bizarre human anatomy. What is her head shaped like? Where does that neck attach?
✅ Ew!
Grade: A-.
Now I'm scratching my (normal, human) neck compulsively.
September 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This one is gross and also insane.
✅ Freakish dust mites of unusual size and random numbers of legs
✅ Bizarre human anatomy. What is her head shaped like? Where does that neck attach?
✅ Ew!
Grade: A-.
Now I'm scratching my (normal, human) neck compulsively.
✅ Freakish dust mites of unusual size and random numbers of legs
✅ Bizarre human anatomy. What is her head shaped like? Where does that neck attach?
✅ Ew!
Grade: A-.
Now I'm scratching my (normal, human) neck compulsively.
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Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
August 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
Instagram AI ads are WILD.
You see different video characters with the same script, sometimes the same voice.
If you tap on the link once, Insta will serve you plenty more of these beauties.
You see different video characters with the same script, sometimes the same voice.
If you tap on the link once, Insta will serve you plenty more of these beauties.
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Instagram AI ads are WILD.
You see different video characters with the same script, sometimes the same voice.
If you tap on the link once, Insta will serve you plenty more of these beauties.
You see different video characters with the same script, sometimes the same voice.
If you tap on the link once, Insta will serve you plenty more of these beauties.
Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
August 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.
What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸
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How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
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Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky
A+ for inattentive creative approval.
We've got a new one today.
"Muscle after 60: It's Not About Protein"
✅ Two clones and a third with a darker beard
✅ Grossly inhuman and anatomically incorrect physiques
✅ American flag desecrated by mounting it on the wrong side (LOL)
Let's get RIIIIIPPED.
"Muscle after 60: It's Not About Protein"
✅ Two clones and a third with a darker beard
✅ Grossly inhuman and anatomically incorrect physiques
✅ American flag desecrated by mounting it on the wrong side (LOL)
Let's get RIIIIIPPED.
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We've got a new one today.
"Muscle after 60: It's Not About Protein"
✅ Two clones and a third with a darker beard
✅ Grossly inhuman and anatomically incorrect physiques
✅ American flag desecrated by mounting it on the wrong side (LOL)
Let's get RIIIIIPPED.
"Muscle after 60: It's Not About Protein"
✅ Two clones and a third with a darker beard
✅ Grossly inhuman and anatomically incorrect physiques
✅ American flag desecrated by mounting it on the wrong side (LOL)
Let's get RIIIIIPPED.
People say AI is bad for the environment, but advertisers love recycling.
This AI-borne young blonde American soldier is now also a hearing aide model. Thank you for your service, fake troops. 🫡
Reduce, reuse, recycle. ♻️
This AI-borne young blonde American soldier is now also a hearing aide model. Thank you for your service, fake troops. 🫡
Reduce, reuse, recycle. ♻️
July 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
People say AI is bad for the environment, but advertisers love recycling.
This AI-borne young blonde American soldier is now also a hearing aide model. Thank you for your service, fake troops. 🫡
Reduce, reuse, recycle. ♻️
This AI-borne young blonde American soldier is now also a hearing aide model. Thank you for your service, fake troops. 🫡
Reduce, reuse, recycle. ♻️
Solar is hot among MAGA men who leer at blondes, while their president guts research and development of solar power
✅ Maga chud army
✅ People voting against their and their country's economic interests
✅ Spokesperson needs to look more surgically enhanced to achieve Mar-a-Lago Face
Grade: B+
✅ Maga chud army
✅ People voting against their and their country's economic interests
✅ Spokesperson needs to look more surgically enhanced to achieve Mar-a-Lago Face
Grade: B+
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Solar is hot among MAGA men who leer at blondes, while their president guts research and development of solar power
✅ Maga chud army
✅ People voting against their and their country's economic interests
✅ Spokesperson needs to look more surgically enhanced to achieve Mar-a-Lago Face
Grade: B+
✅ Maga chud army
✅ People voting against their and their country's economic interests
✅ Spokesperson needs to look more surgically enhanced to achieve Mar-a-Lago Face
Grade: B+
How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this
A-, really one of the best slop ads yet
30-Day Military Workout
✅ US soldier with chaotic forehead tattoos and beard that would be impractical for armored combat
✅ Also cheekbone tattoos?
✅ Wall of windows to the right, window frames inside a building to the left
✅ "According to the weigh"
A- internet slop. Solid non-effort.
✅ US soldier with chaotic forehead tattoos and beard that would be impractical for armored combat
✅ Also cheekbone tattoos?
✅ Wall of windows to the right, window frames inside a building to the left
✅ "According to the weigh"
A- internet slop. Solid non-effort.
May 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
30-Day Military Workout
✅ US soldier with chaotic forehead tattoos and beard that would be impractical for armored combat
✅ Also cheekbone tattoos?
✅ Wall of windows to the right, window frames inside a building to the left
✅ "According to the weigh"
A- internet slop. Solid non-effort.
✅ US soldier with chaotic forehead tattoos and beard that would be impractical for armored combat
✅ Also cheekbone tattoos?
✅ Wall of windows to the right, window frames inside a building to the left
✅ "According to the weigh"
A- internet slop. Solid non-effort.
Another "Seniors Can Fly Business Class for the Price of Economy" Slop Ad.
✅ Hands with 4 or 6 fingers
✅ Woman with two left hands
✅ Impossible seating arrangement
✅ Fundamental misunderstanding business class
✅ Melting nightmare faces
A+ slop. I hope you sell a lot of Capital One browser plugins.
✅ Hands with 4 or 6 fingers
✅ Woman with two left hands
✅ Impossible seating arrangement
✅ Fundamental misunderstanding business class
✅ Melting nightmare faces
A+ slop. I hope you sell a lot of Capital One browser plugins.
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Another "Seniors Can Fly Business Class for the Price of Economy" Slop Ad.
✅ Hands with 4 or 6 fingers
✅ Woman with two left hands
✅ Impossible seating arrangement
✅ Fundamental misunderstanding business class
✅ Melting nightmare faces
A+ slop. I hope you sell a lot of Capital One browser plugins.
✅ Hands with 4 or 6 fingers
✅ Woman with two left hands
✅ Impossible seating arrangement
✅ Fundamental misunderstanding business class
✅ Melting nightmare faces
A+ slop. I hope you sell a lot of Capital One browser plugins.
Yo dawg, I heard you liked AI slop ads. So I AI sloppified the AI slop and made it my ad.
✅ Crooked mouth and craggy teeth
✅ Furious expression that's completely incongruous with the content of the ad
✅ Sacrilegious theft of Studio Ghibli style using ChatGPT
Grade: B-
✅ Crooked mouth and craggy teeth
✅ Furious expression that's completely incongruous with the content of the ad
✅ Sacrilegious theft of Studio Ghibli style using ChatGPT
Grade: B-
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard you liked AI slop ads. So I AI sloppified the AI slop and made it my ad.
✅ Crooked mouth and craggy teeth
✅ Furious expression that's completely incongruous with the content of the ad
✅ Sacrilegious theft of Studio Ghibli style using ChatGPT
Grade: B-
✅ Crooked mouth and craggy teeth
✅ Furious expression that's completely incongruous with the content of the ad
✅ Sacrilegious theft of Studio Ghibli style using ChatGPT
Grade: B-
✅ Uneven eyes
✅ Badly lopsided Mexican flag
✅ Impossible flag holding position
Grade: B+ Slopvertising
✅ Badly lopsided Mexican flag
✅ Impossible flag holding position
Grade: B+ Slopvertising
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
✅ Uneven eyes
✅ Badly lopsided Mexican flag
✅ Impossible flag holding position
Grade: B+ Slopvertising
✅ Badly lopsided Mexican flag
✅ Impossible flag holding position
Grade: B+ Slopvertising
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✅ Clones
✅ Inside-out hand holding a wine flute impossibly
✅ One guy sitting in another's lap
✅ Miniature thigh and knee
✅ Impossibly placed seating
✅ Complete misunderstanding of what "business class" means
✅ Zero effort to fix any of this
A+ internet advertising slop, keep it coming.
✅ Inside-out hand holding a wine flute impossibly
✅ One guy sitting in another's lap
✅ Miniature thigh and knee
✅ Impossibly placed seating
✅ Complete misunderstanding of what "business class" means
✅ Zero effort to fix any of this
A+ internet advertising slop, keep it coming.
April 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
✅ Clones
✅ Inside-out hand holding a wine flute impossibly
✅ One guy sitting in another's lap
✅ Miniature thigh and knee
✅ Impossibly placed seating
✅ Complete misunderstanding of what "business class" means
✅ Zero effort to fix any of this
A+ internet advertising slop, keep it coming.
✅ Inside-out hand holding a wine flute impossibly
✅ One guy sitting in another's lap
✅ Miniature thigh and knee
✅ Impossibly placed seating
✅ Complete misunderstanding of what "business class" means
✅ Zero effort to fix any of this
A+ internet advertising slop, keep it coming.