Calamity Slopperton
@sloppycalamity.bsky.social
Embroidery, Animals, Painting, Crafts.
Ferns growing out of a fallen tree
January 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ferns growing out of a fallen tree
I made a shrunken head gaff. It's white so it feels less racist. This comes from the savage tribes of Western Europe American settlers. Their brutal rituals are unnecessarily cruel.
December 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I made a shrunken head gaff. It's white so it feels less racist. This comes from the savage tribes of Western Europe American settlers. Their brutal rituals are unnecessarily cruel.
Joe is ready for his close up
December 22, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Joe is ready for his close up
The cats are ready for the holidays.
December 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
The cats are ready for the holidays.
I am very excited, I finally found some mistletoe in the woods I can reach. I will have better luck now I hope.
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I am very excited, I finally found some mistletoe in the woods I can reach. I will have better luck now I hope.
Squirrel eating a big mushroom 🍄 🐿️
November 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Squirrel eating a big mushroom 🍄 🐿️
We just had the cutest intruder in our yard.
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
We just had the cutest intruder in our yard.
November 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Painting with acrylics of women, eye balls and plants. Beware of the vicious flower.
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Painting with acrylics of women, eye balls and plants. Beware of the vicious flower.
My cat Sloppy Joe looks very similar. He even has a half mustache. They are very cute.
November 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
My cat Sloppy Joe looks very similar. He even has a half mustache. They are very cute.
Mosaic made with pieces of drink cans. I hot glued the aluminum shards to cardboard. I'm very proud of the peace tea hand flipping the bird.
November 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Mosaic made with pieces of drink cans. I hot glued the aluminum shards to cardboard. I'm very proud of the peace tea hand flipping the bird.
This poor gnome's original clothes were destroyed. I cleaned him up and made him a new outfit. Does anyone recognize what he's from? I have had no luck with Google image search. Yes, he has a wee willy.
November 11, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This poor gnome's original clothes were destroyed. I cleaned him up and made him a new outfit. Does anyone recognize what he's from? I have had no luck with Google image search. Yes, he has a wee willy.
I painted the cute moo deng the marvelous pigmy hippopotamus. Snot bubble included and her jeering audience in the top corner.
November 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I painted the cute moo deng the marvelous pigmy hippopotamus. Snot bubble included and her jeering audience in the top corner.
November 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Cowboy Embroidery shirt. All finished time to go line dancing.
November 9, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Cowboy Embroidery shirt. All finished time to go line dancing.