Sloppy Bob
@sloppybob.bsky.social
The fellas call me Bobby Two Eyes. Smarter than the President for a second time! I can tell fact from fiction, I guess that makes me a radical left lunatic.💙💛 I met Jesus, he said you're an asshole.
Pinned
I got a $10 bill that says he vetoes.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I got a $10 bill that says he vetoes.
It was the bestest MRI ever
Kindergarten Cop GIF
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It was the bestest MRI ever
Oh. Oh.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh. Oh.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Jeffrey who?
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Jeffrey who?
Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?
Moral of the story: If you don’t want Trump to send the military into the streets of your city, have a tech bro billionaire call him.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?
Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.
#TrumpisStupid
#TrumpisStupid
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.
#TrumpisStupid
#TrumpisStupid
Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🤡🤡🤡
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🤡🤡🤡
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hey! Trump is fucking Satan! 🥳🎈🎇🎆 🎉💥😎🤡
September 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey! Trump is fucking Satan! 🥳🎈🎇🎆 🎉💥😎🤡
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by Sloppy Bob
Our Idiocracy is spewing idiocy like jizz at a bukake marathon.
Seriously, how stupid is RatFucK Jr.?
I believe that the director said "no" to him, but not to his alleged question about being trustworthy.
#RatFucKJr
Seriously, how stupid is RatFucK Jr.?
I believe that the director said "no" to him, but not to his alleged question about being trustworthy.
#RatFucKJr
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Our Idiocracy is spewing idiocy like jizz at a bukake marathon.
Seriously, how stupid is RatFucK Jr.?
I believe that the director said "no" to him, but not to his alleged question about being trustworthy.
#RatFucKJr
Seriously, how stupid is RatFucK Jr.?
I believe that the director said "no" to him, but not to his alleged question about being trustworthy.
#RatFucKJr
These fake emergencies are getting them in place to take over the election process.
August 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
These fake emergencies are getting them in place to take over the election process.
Democracy.
We tried.
We tried.
August 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Democracy.
We tried.
We tried.
Totalitarianism. Anybody else learn about that in school? That's what they're going for. Trump and Project 2025 NeoKKK/Nazis, that is.
August 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Totalitarianism. Anybody else learn about that in school? That's what they're going for. Trump and Project 2025 NeoKKK/Nazis, that is.
Imagine how the stocks would shoot up if Trump would just call off the tariff BS.
August 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Imagine how the stocks would shoot up if Trump would just call off the tariff BS.
BREAKING: Donald Trump signs executive order declaring the earth to be flat.
Details @11
Details @11
August 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump signs executive order declaring the earth to be flat.
Details @11
Details @11
Donald Trump doesn't think government employees have a right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. If you voted Democrat, you're fired!
Not even the military told me who to vote for.
Don't tell me he's not a dictator.
I can't wait until his house of cards falls.
Not even the military told me who to vote for.
Don't tell me he's not a dictator.
I can't wait until his house of cards falls.
August 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Donald Trump doesn't think government employees have a right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. If you voted Democrat, you're fired!
Not even the military told me who to vote for.
Don't tell me he's not a dictator.
I can't wait until his house of cards falls.
Not even the military told me who to vote for.
Don't tell me he's not a dictator.
I can't wait until his house of cards falls.
You want to know why I wasn't worried about Biden's competence?
He chose a cabinet of EXPERTS.
Probably the most important job a president can do.
Trump's first term had a couple of qualified cabinet members.
This time: ZERO
He is FIRING ALL the EXPERTS.
This cannot end well.
He chose a cabinet of EXPERTS.
Probably the most important job a president can do.
Trump's first term had a couple of qualified cabinet members.
This time: ZERO
He is FIRING ALL the EXPERTS.
This cannot end well.
August 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You want to know why I wasn't worried about Biden's competence?
He chose a cabinet of EXPERTS.
Probably the most important job a president can do.
Trump's first term had a couple of qualified cabinet members.
This time: ZERO
He is FIRING ALL the EXPERTS.
This cannot end well.
He chose a cabinet of EXPERTS.
Probably the most important job a president can do.
Trump's first term had a couple of qualified cabinet members.
This time: ZERO
He is FIRING ALL the EXPERTS.
This cannot end well.
Trump admittedly had (has?) underage girls working in his SPA.
WHY would anyone do that?
At the very LEAST, Trump is getting MASSAGED by underage girls.
Please explain how this is acceptable to the self-righteous right.
WHY would anyone do that?
At the very LEAST, Trump is getting MASSAGED by underage girls.
Please explain how this is acceptable to the self-righteous right.
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trump admittedly had (has?) underage girls working in his SPA.
WHY would anyone do that?
At the very LEAST, Trump is getting MASSAGED by underage girls.
Please explain how this is acceptable to the self-righteous right.
WHY would anyone do that?
At the very LEAST, Trump is getting MASSAGED by underage girls.
Please explain how this is acceptable to the self-righteous right.
Reposted by Sloppy Bob
We are being “governed” by the dumbest people on the planet.
Idiots.
Idiots.
August 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We are being “governed” by the dumbest people on the planet.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Evangelicals, better watch out. As soon as Trump realizes you're competing for power, you can kiss your rights goodbye. That's what dictators do.
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Evangelicals, better watch out. As soon as Trump realizes you're competing for power, you can kiss your rights goodbye. That's what dictators do.
It's gone from science denial to outright math denial. You see, a fascist eliminates any opposition.
August 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's gone from science denial to outright math denial. You see, a fascist eliminates any opposition.
The US government is now headed by science denying idiots. Good morning!
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The US government is now headed by science denying idiots. Good morning!