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Simon Long
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Regularly voted the 2nd best Simon, behind Simon Le Bon. Pioneer of #SimonSays. Socialist. GR8 M8. Lifelong supporter of #NUFC. Anthony Gordon stan. Plays tennis.
Do any betting sites have odds on Joelinton ending Mason Greenwood’s career tonight? #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Forgetting to put the bins out the night before and therefore having to do in -1c this morning is not the one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Had the pleasure of seeing Sigrid perform an acoustic set in my hometown this evening to celebrate the release of her new album. 10/10, no notes
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Been in London today and didn’t get stabbed #Success
October 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That fucking throw 🤯🥵 #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Huge win and a performance to go with it!Woltemade really was a joy to watch and Gordon just grew in confidence after each goal, I thought he was fantastic as were a few others #NUFC
October 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Big performance tonight. Let’s kick on! #nufc
A big away win in the UCL 🤩
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Always proud of the boys. Not our night, but glad we got a goal #nufc
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The more I see of #FM26, the more excited I am. Will need a new laptop for it though 😭
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Two magpies, we’re smashing Barca tonight #nufc
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Woltemade debut goal and a win. Chefs kiss 👌🏻 #nufc
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’ve got so much love for Carlos Alcaraz #usopen
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The new Jehnny Beth album slaps btw.
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Spent a good chunk of August in the mountains in Italy with very little internet access, away from all of the transfer nonsense. Would honestly recommend it. Glad it’s over, happy with our new boys. Howay the lads! #nufc
September 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’ve not seen a single second of the Club World Cup and from what I see people say, I’m missing nowt
July 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Carlos Alcaraz to Sinner after losing to him in Wimbledon final

“I have to congratulate Jannik once again.. Really happy to build a really good relationship off the court and great rivalry on court that makes me improve every day.” ❤️
July 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Carlos seems in good spirits, that’s nice to see #Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
First Polish and Italian singles winners this weekend #Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
As always, when Sinner and Alcaraz share a court, there’s never a loser. Simply a winner. Congratulations Jannik #Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Adidas have smashed it with the Wimbledon threads this year! Shame about how the Adidas athletes are decked out over the rest of the tour though #Wimbledon
July 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This anti-doping charge just makes you think how bad Mykhailo Mudryk would be WITHOUT the performance enhancing drugs
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Today, the tennis gods provided a feast and we ate well. Vamos Alcaraz! 🎾
June 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One of life’s simple pleasures: showering in Italy. Honestly can’t be beaten.
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Mbeumo clearly isn’t a serious footballer then
June 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Eddie Howe’s ‘Emi Martinez’ red card’ Mags! #nufc
May 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM