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Ron Dodson
@slocumdodson.bsky.social
CEO of The Slocum's Joe Corporation, General of The Minutemen, Director of The Institute, Husband, Messiah.

My name is Ronald Aldous Dodson Jr. But you can just call me Ron.
Ron Dodson.
November 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I murdered some pirates and I put on this outfit. I look pretty darn spiffy.

#fallout #characterrp #FalloutLondon
September 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I've been stuck in #London for the past few months. I fucking hate it here. I hate how rainy it is. I miss my husband, I hate how goddamn dark the night is.

#fallout #Fallout:London #FalloutLondon
September 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Imagine being me. If that's even possible. I'm roaming the wilderness of Maine and I chance upon a restaraunt. "Oh Joy," I say. I'm the luckiest boy in the land. I've found a place that sells Chowder without pronouncing it "Chow-Dah!"
April 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I hate this thing so much. It scares me. It tried to kill my husband. Hit it good, my friend.

#characterRp #Fallout4 #Fallout
March 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
hello twitter, it's been a minute. Since we last spoke. I've been to #Mars. I have met and eaten multiple aliens and now I have established the first Slocum's Joe on mars.

#Fallout4 #CharacterRp
March 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Good.
February 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I think this wig makes me look pretty good, don't you think so, Friends?

#Fallout
February 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
We Sell Quality Coffee and Doughnuts, Goddamn it!
February 19, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I hate Nuka World so goddamn much. Is it not enough for me to kill and eat all of the raiders, but I have to deal with some teleporting ghoul magician?
February 11, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Preston World No Limits!

#PrestonGarvey
February 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I was briefly a member of Diamond City Security. One thing that my experience has taught me is that most cops can't read. Especially this little piece of shit stoner who followed me around and got whacked by some raiders with baseball bats.
February 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
A solid cup of coffee it seems...You know who else sells a solid cup of coffee?

Slocum's Joe.
February 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Two months ago, this man was a raider, shooting up random chems and attacking settlers in Boston. Now, thanks to my expert levels of seduction, he works a minimum wage job in Sunshine Tidings Co-Op. Doesn't he look happy?
February 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I look incredibly fly in my brand-new shorts. In the Commonwealth, fashion is how you show people your worth. This silly Glowing One is so stunned by my flawless sense of aesthetics that he doesn't know to attack me. This thing used to be a person.
February 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A recipe given to me by a member of Caesar's Legion (R.I.P)
February 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
February 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I don't appreciate that his name is Gary 4...this implies that there are three others.
February 7, 2024 at 9:17 PM
When I die, all of the raiders I've slain will be my slaves in the afterlife. They will be my army to slay the tyrant of the sky.
February 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
My employees hate that I can feel joy.
February 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Business has never been better, I have never been purer.

#SlocumsJoe
February 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I don't like Maine...

It's cold, it's wet. I have radiation sickness. I'm far away from my husban,d and I have to hang out with a robot dressed as a dick.

Anyways, rate my Bar Harbor outfit. Do I look good?
February 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
It does a body good.
February 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
@thegoodspod.bsky.social

I'm terrified every day.

But at least I have my husband and we can play tennis together. The tennis blocks out the existential horrors, Mister Rivers.
February 2, 2024 at 1:23 AM
This seems like a dilemma. Fortunately, i have come to offer a solution: Support your local Slocum's Joe's establishment. We're the only place that sells doughnuts and coffee. And if anyone tells you anything different, they're a goddamn liar.
February 2, 2024 at 1:14 AM