Johnny Venmo
@sloculture.bsky.social
a charismatic megafauna of prehistoric Bushwick
My doctor giving me my lab results
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My doctor giving me my lab results
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
Forty million daggers!
And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. There’s no action. Can’t even get a decent shag. Right after I got here I ordered three young maidens covered in raw fish and they gave me pornhub and a fleshlight. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a regular peadophile.
October 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. There’s no action. Can’t even get a decent shag. Right after I got here I ordered three young maidens covered in raw fish and they gave me pornhub and a fleshlight. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a regular peadophile.
i covered up my tattoo!
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i covered up my tattoo!
trying to light my cig during a nor'easter
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
trying to light my cig during a nor'easter
when i find out what taylor said about charli
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
when i find out what taylor said about charli
*youth pastor voice*
You know who else got to rest recently? In piss?
You know who else got to rest recently? In piss?
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*youth pastor voice*
You know who else got to rest recently? In piss?
You know who else got to rest recently? In piss?
if you list a bunch of cities in a song the actual city matters right. as much as rhyme or uh cadence or whatever. meter? it has to work sure but you’re trying to impress me i think? you can’t be New York yeah San Francisco woo and then drop a Tacoma in there. no offense to Tulsa and all but cmon
September 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
if you list a bunch of cities in a song the actual city matters right. as much as rhyme or uh cadence or whatever. meter? it has to work sure but you’re trying to impress me i think? you can’t be New York yeah San Francisco woo and then drop a Tacoma in there. no offense to Tulsa and all but cmon
🎵 what I need is a good t-rex 🎵
September 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🎵 what I need is a good t-rex 🎵
if you play something with an echo effect backwards, do you hear the original sound? hahaha huh i thought you would like that one. anyway should i be concerned that Turnstile is so good because they are part of some kind of mind control op? by the government
August 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
if you play something with an echo effect backwards, do you hear the original sound? hahaha huh i thought you would like that one. anyway should i be concerned that Turnstile is so good because they are part of some kind of mind control op? by the government
Visited by my own personal snake in the garden of Eden
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Visited by my own personal snake in the garden of Eden
I love it when the drums do that- That. sorry. like so they have a solid beat going. confident. then they start to get out of step but no they were just about to mix in something rad. Like you see someone trip on the stairs but -boom- they pull a skateboard out of their backpack and do a sick flip.
July 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love it when the drums do that- That. sorry. like so they have a solid beat going. confident. then they start to get out of step but no they were just about to mix in something rad. Like you see someone trip on the stairs but -boom- they pull a skateboard out of their backpack and do a sick flip.
Ragnarok is not my cat but she lives here for another week.
July 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ragnarok is not my cat but she lives here for another week.
same director, all bangers
July 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
same director, all bangers
i don't remember what i was trying to do here
July 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i don't remember what i was trying to do here
hmm think i might start planning a trip for next year and oh no
July 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hmm think i might start planning a trip for next year and oh no
STAND BACK
This body is protected by Sniper
This body is protected by Sniper
July 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
STAND BACK
This body is protected by Sniper
This body is protected by Sniper
i have been awake for 24 hours
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i have been awake for 24 hours
