mystery science butterfly 3000
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incantamentum iam transactum est
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!
Headcanon: it's raining, and Nell is taking most of the day off because they don't need to water the crops. This is a candid shot of them on the way to the couch to snuggle under a blanket with Shane to watch the rain. ❤️☺️🛋️😌❤️
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Headcanon: it's raining, and Nell is taking most of the day off because they don't need to water the crops. This is a candid shot of them on the way to the couch to snuggle under a blanket with Shane to watch the rain. ❤️☺️🛋️😌❤️
Cheers Andy, and congrats on the new house!
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cheers Andy, and congrats on the new house!
My favorite Everett comic is the one where he whines about his wife's biscuits and compares them to his mother's biscuits in the first panel, then his wife unexpectedly agrees with him when he winces in prep for her attack in the second panel. Lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My favorite Everett comic is the one where he whines about his wife's biscuits and compares them to his mother's biscuits in the first panel, then his wife unexpectedly agrees with him when he winces in prep for her attack in the second panel. Lol
he feet too big for he gotdamn shoe
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
he feet too big for he gotdamn shoe
This is profoundly disturbing.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is profoundly disturbing.
This is from Ted Lasso. Very good show.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is from Ted Lasso. Very good show.
When you're inking, you're more than halfway blinking already, so your body is just being efficient.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When you're inking, you're more than halfway blinking already, so your body is just being efficient.
they spent all their money on bullet blanks so all the foley could afford was dollar store wrapping paper, a soup can full of pennies and a lonely kazoo. the movie is legit though, love watching it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
they spent all their money on bullet blanks so all the foley could afford was dollar store wrapping paper, a soup can full of pennies and a lonely kazoo. the movie is legit though, love watching it.
Australia got some killer posters this tour. Jelly!
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Australia got some killer posters this tour. Jelly!
Boner? Buy 'er a drink first.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Boner? Buy 'er a drink first.
"You say you're going to Hollywood, my son? How coincidental. I have brought my Holy Wood. Kindly remove yourself from my seat before I use it to bless the side of your head."
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"You say you're going to Hollywood, my son? How coincidental. I have brought my Holy Wood. Kindly remove yourself from my seat before I use it to bless the side of your head."
Lt. Worf,
What is the name of this holodeck program? So I can... remove it, post haste.
Lt. Barclay
What is the name of this holodeck program? So I can... remove it, post haste.
Lt. Barclay
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Lt. Worf,
What is the name of this holodeck program? So I can... remove it, post haste.
Lt. Barclay
What is the name of this holodeck program? So I can... remove it, post haste.
Lt. Barclay
Would prefer receiving this to grade instead of AI slop. This has soul.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Would prefer receiving this to grade instead of AI slop. This has soul.
Lol! Who partially shaved their head for the L.W. release?
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lol! Who partially shaved their head for the L.W. release?
this person does seem to be reaching really far to justify Elvis having sex with a 14 year old
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this person does seem to be reaching really far to justify Elvis having sex with a 14 year old
Whenever I think of Vance, I picture him with a giant baby face standing over starving kids and single mothers, eating donuts by the dozen. He kicks at the children as they crawl forth to try and catch a crumb. Then he insists that the children thank him for the privilege.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Whenever I think of Vance, I picture him with a giant baby face standing over starving kids and single mothers, eating donuts by the dozen. He kicks at the children as they crawl forth to try and catch a crumb. Then he insists that the children thank him for the privilege.
Yay more Stardew comics! 😍 So adorable
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yay more Stardew comics! 😍 So adorable
Star Trek Voyager followed by Brooklyn 99 and Heartstopper. Depends on what kind of comfort I'm looking for. I also like The Wire but usually only when I'm sick.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Star Trek Voyager followed by Brooklyn 99 and Heartstopper. Depends on what kind of comfort I'm looking for. I also like The Wire but usually only when I'm sick.
Did Google Drive write this?
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Did Google Drive write this?
In shadow, we serve.
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In shadow, we serve.
A shoe seller ought to know that if the shoe is pinching when you try it on it'll be sheer agony to walk around in. While I cannot condone the kick Everett gives here... I can understand it.
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A shoe seller ought to know that if the shoe is pinching when you try it on it'll be sheer agony to walk around in. While I cannot condone the kick Everett gives here... I can understand it.