THE BRANDS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. PEPSI HAS DEPLOYED ITS WARRIOR MONKS. BURGER KING'S NAVAL FLEET APPROACHES. THE ANCIENT PROPHECY UNFOLDS
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
THE BRANDS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. PEPSI HAS DEPLOYED ITS WARRIOR MONKS. BURGER KING'S NAVAL FLEET APPROACHES. THE ANCIENT PROPHECY UNFOLDS
JD Vance’s entire adult life reads like a guy who lost a middle school debate and never got over it.
April 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
JD Vance’s entire adult life reads like a guy who lost a middle school debate and never got over it.
the brain is 70% water and 30% reasons why i shouldn’t be allowed on the timeline unsupervised.
April 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the brain is 70% water and 30% reasons why i shouldn’t be allowed on the timeline unsupervised.
Against all odds—and possibly against medical science—we’ve tracked it down. Yes, we found Marco Rubio’s spine. What follows is our exclusive interview. Grab a stiff drink. This thing’s been through hell.
Exclusive: An Interview with Marco Rubio's Spine
For years, Washington insiders have whispered of a creature long thought extinct—a political vertebrae so elusive, so thoroughly vanished, it was assumed to have dissolved sometime between the 2016 GOP primary debates and Marco Rubio’s 47th “deeply concerned” tweet. But now, against all odds—and possibly against medical
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April 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Against all odds—and possibly against medical science—we’ve tracked it down. Yes, we found Marco Rubio’s spine. What follows is our exclusive interview. Grab a stiff drink. This thing’s been through hell.
In a bold move hailed by conservatives and actually read by everyone else, House Republicans this week unveiled the Fetal Firearm Freedom Act, to mandate the arming of all viable fetuses in an effort to "promote liberty, deter prenatal crime, and protect the unborn from leftist ideology."
GOP Bill Would Arm Fetuses in Womb To Prevent 'Woke Abortions'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold legislative move hailed by conservatives and actually read by everyone else, House Republicans this week unveiled the Fetal Firearm Freedom Act, a bill that would mandate the arming of all viable fetuses in an effort to "promote liberty, deter prenatal crime, and protect the
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April 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
In a bold move hailed by conservatives and actually read by everyone else, House Republicans this week unveiled the Fetal Firearm Freedom Act, to mandate the arming of all viable fetuses in an effort to "promote liberty, deter prenatal crime, and protect the unborn from leftist ideology."