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sheepy 🦭🐏🐺
@slobsheep.bsky.social
irl stoner seal pup, frequent fat fuck ram, aspirational gross werewolf
he/him • late twenties • 🔞 • 🇮🇪
pfp: @garfoffinland.bsky.social header: @sirzamo.bsky.social‬
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November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"hufff.... sure, that fatass is in the lead now, but i- *hwWOUrp* -think i'm gaining on him, huff"

part 2 of my gift to @koffeshop.bsky.social featuring their (incredibly obese) boy Koffee
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i mean, if they're really gonna see who's the king of calories, it's probably for the best that the two of them stripped off ahead of time...

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November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"this goat thinks he can throw his weight around, huh? well, he'll regret underestimating a ram's appetite~"

part 1 of my gift to @koffeshop.bsky.social featuring their (incredible) boy Koffee
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
one step closer to my lifelong dream: looking like a trucker who'll let you suck em off for no less than three supersized meals, 5 apple pies, and a 20 piece nugget.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
a little slow on the draw for my halloween costume, sure, but i reckon y'all won't mind~ 🤠
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"hope you're ready for round 8, runt~"
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
been really into chugging lately.
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
consider: what if my ramsona had even MORE powerful muttonchops?
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
this is where they're keeping me, by the way.
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
me: "unlike my other fursonas, which are caricatures, my sealsona is literally just me, and is suppose to have my exact personality"

the evil (and correct) @marsnbars.bsky.social:
September 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sure, you *could* tell him to lay off the tuna, but are you prepared to face his (water) puppy dog eyes next time he gets hungry?
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
...this is a "normal" amount of blubber, right?
September 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
seal of approval 🦭👍
September 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm so fat And! i deserve to be fatter 🐺
August 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
let the record show i tried my best to steer him away from making this joke.
July 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
and they said i couldn't possibly get hotter~
July 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this is my absolute fav dynamic, especially with an immediate large temporary gain that quickly "settles" – best of all worlds.

(graph below showing that dynamic when voring someone the same size as you. if it's legible at all.)
June 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
tiny guy.......
June 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
good morning, fellow fat animal people on my phone
June 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
....you ever have to board a plane that makes you wanna be macro so bad?
June 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
eheheh thank you, mars <3
June 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"duhhh.... this isn't perma- *hic* -permanent... right?"
June 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"you already know this is where you're headed, bud. may as well learn to love it now."

a huge thank you to @sirzamo.bsky.social for this spectacular sketch commission!
June 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
society if i didn't have to work and could be a stoner NEET and stop taking my adhd meds and actually have an appetite.
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM