id imagine dallas’ annual budget probably breaks down like this:
police: $2 billion
making I-35 worse: $700 million
fixing life ending potholes: $5
maintaining greenspace: $49
water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000
police: $2 billion
making I-35 worse: $700 million
fixing life ending potholes: $5
maintaining greenspace: $49
water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
id imagine dallas’ annual budget probably breaks down like this:
police: $2 billion
making I-35 worse: $700 million
fixing life ending potholes: $5
maintaining greenspace: $49
water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000
police: $2 billion
making I-35 worse: $700 million
fixing life ending potholes: $5
maintaining greenspace: $49
water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000
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alcohol connoisseurs love it when i pour copious coke zero into a glass of fancy whiskey and won’t stop calling it a “jack & coke”
May 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
alcohol connoisseurs love it when i pour copious coke zero into a glass of fancy whiskey and won’t stop calling it a “jack & coke”
lying to my job to get off early so i can go to TFF just got slightly more risky now that i have a coworker who has a non-zero chance of possibly being a furry.
April 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
lying to my job to get off early so i can go to TFF just got slightly more risky now that i have a coworker who has a non-zero chance of possibly being a furry.
someone is trying to sue the prior tenant who lived here and we keep getting process servers at our house.
April 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
someone is trying to sue the prior tenant who lived here and we keep getting process servers at our house.
Brazilian steakhouses are not for people who struggle to say no
April 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Brazilian steakhouses are not for people who struggle to say no
i miss the version of myself from 11 months ago that wasn’t scared of thunderstorms but to be fair Texas decided to discontinue all normal stormy weather that doesn’t come with 14 tornado watches and yoga ball sized hail.
April 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i miss the version of myself from 11 months ago that wasn’t scared of thunderstorms but to be fair Texas decided to discontinue all normal stormy weather that doesn’t come with 14 tornado watches and yoga ball sized hail.
[voice of someone who has been trying to set a hearing for over a week] i should be a court coordinator in ****** County so that i get paid to never respond to emails or answer the phone or check my voicemail.
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
[voice of someone who has been trying to set a hearing for over a week] i should be a court coordinator in ****** County so that i get paid to never respond to emails or answer the phone or check my voicemail.
first Texas spring storm of the year
March 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
first Texas spring storm of the year
my only complaint about pokemon ZA so far is that it’s not being released TOMORROW 👇
February 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
my only complaint about pokemon ZA so far is that it’s not being released TOMORROW 👇
went to a gaming tournament this weekend and 1) someone made their own WATERSHIP DOWN FIGHT STICK 2) shin godzilla x NGE pachinko machine
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
went to a gaming tournament this weekend and 1) someone made their own WATERSHIP DOWN FIGHT STICK 2) shin godzilla x NGE pachinko machine
our new legal assistant is honestly catching on so fast after just 1 week it’s making me look stupid. genuinely love this development. being the best in your position at your job is a burden with little reward and im ready to break these chains.
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
our new legal assistant is honestly catching on so fast after just 1 week it’s making me look stupid. genuinely love this development. being the best in your position at your job is a burden with little reward and im ready to break these chains.
pretty sure the weather app is funded by Big 9-5. checked it this morning before work to make sure there wouldn’t be ice on the road and it was like “no precipitation for the next WEEK! no rain clouds on the radar! extremely safe to commute!” as i watched it snow outside for the next 3 hours.
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
pretty sure the weather app is funded by Big 9-5. checked it this morning before work to make sure there wouldn’t be ice on the road and it was like “no precipitation for the next WEEK! no rain clouds on the radar! extremely safe to commute!” as i watched it snow outside for the next 3 hours.
my most conservative opinion is that espeon in pokemon colosseum should be a girl. yes i know that enforces gender stereotypes. but the espeon is a girl and the umbreon is a boy.
February 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my most conservative opinion is that espeon in pokemon colosseum should be a girl. yes i know that enforces gender stereotypes. but the espeon is a girl and the umbreon is a boy.
molchat doma fit from last night
January 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
molchat doma fit from last night
honestly the past 3 years have felt about the same. not sure what the exact problem is. it’s just a blur of working and resting without many highlights in between, not very bad or good but i hope i can change it for the better soon, so that life is more vibrant.
January 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
honestly the past 3 years have felt about the same. not sure what the exact problem is. it’s just a blur of working and resting without many highlights in between, not very bad or good but i hope i can change it for the better soon, so that life is more vibrant.
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Yoga with Psyduck.
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Yoga with Psyduck.
watched the teaser for the okami sequel and actually cried a little.
December 13, 2024 at 12:47 PM
watched the teaser for the okami sequel and actually cried a little.
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half of my family toes the line of functional alcoholism and the other half is against drinking for religious reasons and here we are. coexisting in a booze filled mountain cabin.
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 PM
half of my family toes the line of functional alcoholism and the other half is against drinking for religious reasons and here we are. coexisting in a booze filled mountain cabin.
ladies and gentleman…the smokies
December 12, 2024 at 2:08 PM
ladies and gentleman…the smokies
i just saw this on the news and you can hear/see the inmates cheering & flashing lights from the jail in support…so beautiful.
December 12, 2024 at 12:54 PM
i just saw this on the news and you can hear/see the inmates cheering & flashing lights from the jail in support…so beautiful.
my bathroom in the cabin we’re renting is infested with. ladybugs? well, there’s worse things.
December 12, 2024 at 12:34 PM
my bathroom in the cabin we’re renting is infested with. ladybugs? well, there’s worse things.
consuming liquids at the airport is a calculation. i need just enough water and caffeine to fight off dehydration & fatigue but i also cannot piss for another 2.5 hours (do not want to face the airplane nightmare bathroom).
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 PM
consuming liquids at the airport is a calculation. i need just enough water and caffeine to fight off dehydration & fatigue but i also cannot piss for another 2.5 hours (do not want to face the airplane nightmare bathroom).
i hate riding in lyfts man. when i become a statistic on the highway i want to do it by my own hand, on my own terms.
December 11, 2024 at 12:09 PM
i hate riding in lyfts man. when i become a statistic on the highway i want to do it by my own hand, on my own terms.