I’m the Michael Jordon of needing estrogen

My favorite song is Unsainted but Disasterpiece, Purity, and The Heretic Anthem are also really good. They also have less heavy songs like Circle, Not Long For This World, and Snuff

Is this the first meme of 2015?

#10: March Of The Unheard by The Halo Effect

A fine metal album. Not a single bad song (except for the outro). I dont usually listen to this genre of metal, but I think I like it. (1/2)

Thats most of us

#8: Who Let the Dogs Out by Lambrini Girls

It’s been a while since I’ve heard a punk album like this. “Who Let the Dogs Out” tackles multiple themes such as feminism, eating disorders, gentrification, and police brutality. (1/2)

#7: Look Up by Ringo Starr

Country music isn’t really my thing (which sucks when you live in Kentucky and your favorite restaurant is Texas Roadhouse), so I wasn’t anticipating this album. My fears both were and weren’t justified. (1/3)

#6: The Human Fear by Franz Ferdinand

These songs sound like they were made for commercials. They sound like they were made in a lab. They’re so unnoteworthy, I already have nothing else to say and I’m three sentences into the review.

Score: 3/10

Best: Everydaydreamer
Worst: Hooked