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Maybe we should ask Hegseth what he plans on doing with a tanker full of oil?
Is he keeping the tanker?
Is this the origin of his Bond Villain era? Maybe turn the tanker into an off-shore haven for sovereign citizens?
Is he keeping the tanker?
Is this the origin of his Bond Villain era? Maybe turn the tanker into an off-shore haven for sovereign citizens?
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Maybe we should ask Hegseth what he plans on doing with a tanker full of oil?
Is he keeping the tanker?
Is this the origin of his Bond Villain era? Maybe turn the tanker into an off-shore haven for sovereign citizens?
Is he keeping the tanker?
Is this the origin of his Bond Villain era? Maybe turn the tanker into an off-shore haven for sovereign citizens?
Please tell me that he said his dick is too small to fuck a couch…
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Please tell me that he said his dick is too small to fuck a couch…
Happy birthday
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy birthday
Why do they make every fear mongering sound awesome?
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why do they make every fear mongering sound awesome?
You know who the best Trump administration officials are? The ones smart enough to avoid cameras and microphones.
Because they’re the least embarrassing ones.
Because they’re the least embarrassing ones.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You know who the best Trump administration officials are? The ones smart enough to avoid cameras and microphones.
Because they’re the least embarrassing ones.
Because they’re the least embarrassing ones.
Maybe on the next No King’s March, someone will remember that the SCOTUS can be impeached as well, and at the end of it all, they’ll be the ones who decide if he keeps his crown, or not.
A few hundred thousand protestors chanting “IMPEACH THE COURT” will remind Congress of their duties.
A few hundred thousand protestors chanting “IMPEACH THE COURT” will remind Congress of their duties.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Maybe on the next No King’s March, someone will remember that the SCOTUS can be impeached as well, and at the end of it all, they’ll be the ones who decide if he keeps his crown, or not.
A few hundred thousand protestors chanting “IMPEACH THE COURT” will remind Congress of their duties.
A few hundred thousand protestors chanting “IMPEACH THE COURT” will remind Congress of their duties.
To be fair, even the creepiest comments drive the algorithm…
You’ll see more of their posts and so will everyone else.
You’ll see more of their posts and so will everyone else.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
To be fair, even the creepiest comments drive the algorithm…
You’ll see more of their posts and so will everyone else.
You’ll see more of their posts and so will everyone else.
Why am I picturing a violet dinosaur who sings to kids?
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why am I picturing a violet dinosaur who sings to kids?
C’mon Gail! Spoiler alert!
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
C’mon Gail! Spoiler alert!
Ohthankfuck! I was worried I wouldn’t be able to buy a $85,000 car that gets 12 mpg, in 5 years when manufacturers are able to retool for this stupid shit.
They should make pickup trucks bigger too…
They should make pickup trucks bigger too…
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ohthankfuck! I was worried I wouldn’t be able to buy a $85,000 car that gets 12 mpg, in 5 years when manufacturers are able to retool for this stupid shit.
They should make pickup trucks bigger too…
They should make pickup trucks bigger too…
I say “gesundheit” to my cats, because you don’t bless self-anointed goddesses.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I say “gesundheit” to my cats, because you don’t bless self-anointed goddesses.
I feel like SW are the best support system for each other. It’s not easy and takes a lot of hustling.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I feel like SW are the best support system for each other. It’s not easy and takes a lot of hustling.
I really need to stay off the Discovery Tab…
So many legal scholars quoting the constitution, and politicians crying foul.
Not a single solution.
So many legal scholars quoting the constitution, and politicians crying foul.
Not a single solution.
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I really need to stay off the Discovery Tab…
So many legal scholars quoting the constitution, and politicians crying foul.
Not a single solution.
So many legal scholars quoting the constitution, and politicians crying foul.
Not a single solution.
You’re right.
It’s a pipe dream, to be honest. My friends and family are fucked.
What am I supposed to do when people I love, are rounded up into concentration camps?
You tell me, what’s the fucking answer?
Vote?
It’s a pipe dream, to be honest. My friends and family are fucked.
What am I supposed to do when people I love, are rounded up into concentration camps?
You tell me, what’s the fucking answer?
Vote?
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You’re right.
It’s a pipe dream, to be honest. My friends and family are fucked.
What am I supposed to do when people I love, are rounded up into concentration camps?
You tell me, what’s the fucking answer?
Vote?
It’s a pipe dream, to be honest. My friends and family are fucked.
What am I supposed to do when people I love, are rounded up into concentration camps?
You tell me, what’s the fucking answer?
Vote?
Things don’t get really interesting until you start dating the hallucinations.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Things don’t get really interesting until you start dating the hallucinations.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Check out this video, "archer, they called it long pig" share.google/x8V9P4bzARz1...
SHINGLES DON’T PLAY!
a man in a white shirt and tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
SHINGLES DON’T PLAY!
You’re trying to tell me “when they go low, we go high!” didn’t work out so well?
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You’re trying to tell me “when they go low, we go high!” didn’t work out so well?
I know, right?
Now I just watch concerts on YouTube.
Now I just watch concerts on YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I know, right?
Now I just watch concerts on YouTube.
Now I just watch concerts on YouTube.
I mean, it’s a slow burn, to be sure, but it was the 90s, when movies could be made for the sake of telling a story.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I mean, it’s a slow burn, to be sure, but it was the 90s, when movies could be made for the sake of telling a story.
It’s not a design, it’s just incredibly stained
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s not a design, it’s just incredibly stained