💚Garde💚
@slinkysass.bsky.social
💚Maker of lewd captions/edits using art I find! (Always credits artists!)💚
- I experiment a lot with my posts. Cause I’m like that! :3
- DMs are open. But there’s no guarantee for a message. Apologies.
(I don’t condone my posts. It’s all in goon fun.)
- I experiment a lot with my posts. Cause I’m like that! :3
- DMs are open. But there’s no guarantee for a message. Apologies.
(I don’t condone my posts. It’s all in goon fun.)
CALLING ALL GOONERS AND GOONETTES!!!
I’ll continue making edits/captions as best I can but this specific post will be a place to leave suggestions for characters, styles, and themes in the replies.
What do you want to see???
If you’re too shy to reply. Send a DM with suggestions.
💚Love y’all!💚
I’ll continue making edits/captions as best I can but this specific post will be a place to leave suggestions for characters, styles, and themes in the replies.
What do you want to see???
If you’re too shy to reply. Send a DM with suggestions.
💚Love y’all!💚
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
CALLING ALL GOONERS AND GOONETTES!!!
I’ll continue making edits/captions as best I can but this specific post will be a place to leave suggestions for characters, styles, and themes in the replies.
What do you want to see???
If you’re too shy to reply. Send a DM with suggestions.
💚Love y’all!💚
I’ll continue making edits/captions as best I can but this specific post will be a place to leave suggestions for characters, styles, and themes in the replies.
What do you want to see???
If you’re too shy to reply. Send a DM with suggestions.
💚Love y’all!💚
⭐️"God, you’re so pathetic aren’t you?~ Just pumping and pumping for feet and nothing else~"
"You’re so good at it aren’t you loser?~ So talented at gooning~"
"You already know what to do. Mind off, tongue out, and goon away!~"⭐️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #footfetish #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"You’re so good at it aren’t you loser?~ So talented at gooning~"
"You already know what to do. Mind off, tongue out, and goon away!~"⭐️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #footfetish #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🟪"Mommy wouldn’t want you to live without porn~ Always remember she knows best!~"
"Porn is your friend. Porn is right. Porn is your life!~"
"So why don’t you goon to mommy’s tits for awhile?~ Until you squirt and squirm~"🟪
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Porn is your friend. Porn is right. Porn is your life!~"
"So why don’t you goon to mommy’s tits for awhile?~ Until you squirt and squirm~"🟪
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
❤️🔥"Covered. Not covered. It’s all still goon material for that dirty little mind of yours isn’t it?~"
"So considering you’re so pathetic, there’s your treat bitch!~"
"Make it quick, because when you make a little squirt, they’ll be gone again~"❤️🔥
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"So considering you’re so pathetic, there’s your treat bitch!~"
"Make it quick, because when you make a little squirt, they’ll be gone again~"❤️🔥
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🟡"Shortstacks are perfect for a gooner like you~ They’re plump and just waiting to get filled!~"
"No matter if a woman or a man you’d still grope them out of lust~"
"That pathetic mind of yours can’t stop thinking of them~"⚫️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #shortstack #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"No matter if a woman or a man you’d still grope them out of lust~"
"That pathetic mind of yours can’t stop thinking of them~"⚫️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #shortstack #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
🧡"Huff and lick that screen you pathetic bitch!~ Get high off knowing you’ll never get bitches~"
"Musky 2D ass is so much better than “real girls” anyway~"
"So bring that nose and tongue to your screen and get to work!~"🧡
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Musky 2D ass is so much better than “real girls” anyway~"
"So bring that nose and tongue to your screen and get to work!~"🧡
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
💚-THIS ACCOUNT-💚
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
💚-THIS ACCOUNT-💚
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
🔷"Aren’t bigger hotties just so much cuter!~ There’s so much to hug and cuddle~"
"You can goon anywhere on their body and you’d have plenty more space to play with~"
"So be a dirty bitch and leak everywhere!~ Remember. BIGGER IS BETTER!~"🔷
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bbw #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"You can goon anywhere on their body and you’d have plenty more space to play with~"
"So be a dirty bitch and leak everywhere!~ Remember. BIGGER IS BETTER!~"🔷
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bbw #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
💛"Taking fat cock is the best thing to do in your free time~"
"Just feel it pulse and cum within you as your stomach fills up is amazing~"
"So why not continue bouncing up and down until you can’t breathe~"💛
@xinalamby.bsky.social request! :3
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just feel it pulse and cum within you as your stomach fills up is amazing~"
"So why not continue bouncing up and down until you can’t breathe~"💛
@xinalamby.bsky.social request! :3
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🌀"There’s nothing wrong with your mind~ You’re perfectly dumb for porn!~"
"Just lose your mind, dignity, and shame and be a good broken slut~"
"You’re completely desperate for porn and it’s only going to get worse~"🌀
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just lose your mind, dignity, and shame and be a good broken slut~"
"You’re completely desperate for porn and it’s only going to get worse~"🌀
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
⚙️"Futa cock is the best kind of cock for a pathetic loser like you~"
"You can take it down the throat and up your ass as many times as you like!~"
"Make sure to kiss the tip before swallowing that robo cock whole~"⚙️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #futa #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"You can take it down the throat and up your ass as many times as you like!~"
"Make sure to kiss the tip before swallowing that robo cock whole~"⚙️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #futa #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Whatcha staring at? Staring at these massive milkers?~"
"Aren’t they just so beautiful. They can just bounce and jiggle for hours on end~"
"Maybe it’s best you just stare and goon. Can’t have you passing out over touching them can we?~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Aren’t they just so beautiful. They can just bounce and jiggle for hours on end~"
"Maybe it’s best you just stare and goon. Can’t have you passing out over touching them can we?~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Why waste time on laundry, cleaning, or a j*b?~ Porn needs you more!~"
"Porn’s finger is wrapped around you like a rope. And you know it~"
"So why not give it some attention. Maybe a few hours at most should satisfy both you and them~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Porn’s finger is wrapped around you like a rope. And you know it~"
"So why not give it some attention. Maybe a few hours at most should satisfy both you and them~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🎤"Why don’t you pump away to multiple screens, hm gooner?~ Multitask porn~"
"Just can’t keep your eyes still. From tits to ass one after another. Pathetic."
"There’s no point stopping now. You need more porn on MORE screens!~"🎤
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just can’t keep your eyes still. From tits to ass one after another. Pathetic."
"There’s no point stopping now. You need more porn on MORE screens!~"🎤
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🍑"Leaking over bimbo milkers yet again~"
"Aren’t they just soooo fake~ And SO squishy~"
"And those lips~ I bet you’d be glued kissing to them all night!~"
"If you like them that much… Why not join them in bimbo bliss?~"🍑
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bimbo #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Aren’t they just soooo fake~ And SO squishy~"
"And those lips~ I bet you’d be glued kissing to them all night!~"
"If you like them that much… Why not join them in bimbo bliss?~"🍑
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bimbo #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"You just can’t get enough of the feeling of jerking off hm?~"
"It’s a constant thought isn’t it?~"
"Always pumping and pumping to anything you see on screen~"
"So then why hold back the urge? Lean back and let that delicious pleasure wash all over you…" 🖤
#nsfw #goonfuel #captions
"It’s a constant thought isn’t it?~"
"Always pumping and pumping to anything you see on screen~"
"So then why hold back the urge? Lean back and let that delicious pleasure wash all over you…" 🖤
#nsfw #goonfuel #captions
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM