Caroline
slingy7187.bsky.social
Caroline
@slingy7187.bsky.social
I don’t always talk about what you like, but I always talk about what I like.

Sports, books, tv, my face melting off…whatever.
Sanctus Sanctus dominus
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Richard or Edward? My nephew is a Barrett with the nickname Bear.
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yes, but now I also appreciate the idea of a gender reveal for a puppy.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My sister’s dog with blue icing on his face bc he’s getting a younger brother
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Once a child asked me where I got a sweatshirt.
Me: I got it from JCrew
Child: oh! My mom likes JCrew!
Child’s friend: my grandma likes JCrew!

LIKE COME ON.
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No longer in stock, but Hello Doodle Paper used to do a Philly ABCs art print that I got for multiple friends when they were pregnant. I bought it directly from Hello Doodle but it was sold at Philadelphia Independents as well!
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When it happened she told me I could tell my siblings, I definitely did that 😂
September 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The main thrust of this confessional was a listing of all the drugs she has ever done, as I had been pestering her to share (“Caroline, I dated the coke dealer in college”). After she went back to the doctor, it turned out she was just anemic. She very much regrets telling me anything.
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I worked in college admissions and I think the highest scale I saw was a 15.0 scale. We recalibrated everyone back to the 4.0 scale.
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well, maybe “in and a win by an inch”
July 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM